Whalebone Jack
@whalebonejack.bsky.social
Sailor, Captain, Rigger, Warped Nitwit
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I held him off till the girls could get away, then made a break for it and warned the folks xoming in
January 1, 2026 at 6:21 AM
I held him off till the girls could get away, then made a break for it and warned the folks xoming in
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it's unironically this bit except the teacher got fired for giving Calvin a zero
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
it's unironically this bit except the teacher got fired for giving Calvin a zero
My friend in Utah kept hers, and now her wife keeps her balls in her purse
December 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My friend in Utah kept hers, and now her wife keeps her balls in her purse