Whalebone Jack
@whalebonejack.bsky.social
Sailor, Captain, Rigger, Warped Nitwit
All tweets reflect the express opinion of Palantir and Tesla.
All tweets reflect the express opinion of Palantir and Tesla.
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it's unironically this bit except the teacher got fired for giving Calvin a zero
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
it's unironically this bit except the teacher got fired for giving Calvin a zero
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this photo was going viral on here like an hour before Charlie Kirk got shot and now that the dust has settled somewhat it’s time to revisit how funny this is
December 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
this photo was going viral on here like an hour before Charlie Kirk got shot and now that the dust has settled somewhat it’s time to revisit how funny this is
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Recently a friend of mine cheered me up by pointing out that one of these days, I’ll buy a jug of milk and it will outlast the president.
I hope it’s this one!
#MaybeItWillHappenToday
I hope it’s this one!
#MaybeItWillHappenToday
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Recently a friend of mine cheered me up by pointing out that one of these days, I’ll buy a jug of milk and it will outlast the president.
I hope it’s this one!
#MaybeItWillHappenToday
I hope it’s this one!
#MaybeItWillHappenToday
Anyone have the 1952 and 53 editions of Lloyds Register of Yachts? It's not been digitized, and I'm not gonna buy 2 copies just to make sure the boat was sold in 1951
December 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Anyone have the 1952 and 53 editions of Lloyds Register of Yachts? It's not been digitized, and I'm not gonna buy 2 copies just to make sure the boat was sold in 1951
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I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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why did i pay $800 for this
December 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
why did i pay $800 for this
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If you live in Austin, go check out Brian, he's frickin hilarious! #atx #austincomedy #moviesky #austin
December 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If you live in Austin, go check out Brian, he's frickin hilarious! #atx #austincomedy #moviesky #austin
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i envision a utopian future for technology, where when you launch your computer there are no more programs, no more browsers, but just 4 buttons that say "Gamble", "Goon", "AI", and "Borrow Money At An Exorbitant Interest Rate"
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
i envision a utopian future for technology, where when you launch your computer there are no more programs, no more browsers, but just 4 buttons that say "Gamble", "Goon", "AI", and "Borrow Money At An Exorbitant Interest Rate"
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🎶All I want for Christmas is you🎶
December 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
🎶All I want for Christmas is you🎶
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Just FYI this movie is being distributed by Angel Studios, which distrbutes fundamentalist Christian and right-wing content.
December 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Just FYI this movie is being distributed by Angel Studios, which distrbutes fundamentalist Christian and right-wing content.
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I think I will use the internet to experience some of the most profound art ever created, wait hold up, this one got me laughin again
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I think I will use the internet to experience some of the most profound art ever created, wait hold up, this one got me laughin again
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🚨 Today, I formally introduced articles of impeachment against Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
RFK Jr. has turned his back on science and the safety of the American people. Michiganders cannot take another day of his chaos.
RFK Jr. has turned his back on science and the safety of the American people. Michiganders cannot take another day of his chaos.
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
🚨 Today, I formally introduced articles of impeachment against Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
RFK Jr. has turned his back on science and the safety of the American people. Michiganders cannot take another day of his chaos.
RFK Jr. has turned his back on science and the safety of the American people. Michiganders cannot take another day of his chaos.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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the best bit of Dukat's character is that he does feel shame for his crimes, and that shame is what drives him to increasingly insane heights of villainy.
Garak just punched the clock at the fascism factory. Dukat needed a constant stream of people telling him "this is good. you're good."
Garak just punched the clock at the fascism factory. Dukat needed a constant stream of people telling him "this is good. you're good."
The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
the best bit of Dukat's character is that he does feel shame for his crimes, and that shame is what drives him to increasingly insane heights of villainy.
Garak just punched the clock at the fascism factory. Dukat needed a constant stream of people telling him "this is good. you're good."
Garak just punched the clock at the fascism factory. Dukat needed a constant stream of people telling him "this is good. you're good."
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Video evidence shows that the ambushed Venezuelan boaters had several minutes to connect to the internet, purchase $TRUMP crypto, and post their receipt on Truth Social before the second strike. They chose their own fate.
by Benny Johnson
by Benny Johnson
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Video evidence shows that the ambushed Venezuelan boaters had several minutes to connect to the internet, purchase $TRUMP crypto, and post their receipt on Truth Social before the second strike. They chose their own fate.
by Benny Johnson
by Benny Johnson
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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If you want to watch me fangirl and minorly hyperventilate live on stream tune in!
I’ll be streaming with famed American Girl Shoe Doll Designer Brennan Lee Mulligan!! Make sure to tune in Monday, Dec 8 at 6:30 PM CT on Twitch or YouTube!
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If you want to watch me fangirl and minorly hyperventilate live on stream tune in!
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1 TON has ~907K grams. ~1 gram of cocaine can be fatal.
Over 20 yrs, former Honduran Pres Juan Orlando Hernández brought over 500 TONS of cocaine to the U.S. He was sentenced to 45 years in prison.
Trump has pardoned & released him from prison.
While mass murdering fisherman as "narcoterrorists."
Over 20 yrs, former Honduran Pres Juan Orlando Hernández brought over 500 TONS of cocaine to the U.S. He was sentenced to 45 years in prison.
Trump has pardoned & released him from prison.
While mass murdering fisherman as "narcoterrorists."
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
1 TON has ~907K grams. ~1 gram of cocaine can be fatal.
Over 20 yrs, former Honduran Pres Juan Orlando Hernández brought over 500 TONS of cocaine to the U.S. He was sentenced to 45 years in prison.
Trump has pardoned & released him from prison.
While mass murdering fisherman as "narcoterrorists."
Over 20 yrs, former Honduran Pres Juan Orlando Hernández brought over 500 TONS of cocaine to the U.S. He was sentenced to 45 years in prison.
Trump has pardoned & released him from prison.
While mass murdering fisherman as "narcoterrorists."
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U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/