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Squatchling
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Fanfictioneer. One of them there they/thems. The Pitt/The Old Guard/Ted Lasso/The Terror/whatever strikes my fancy. Old as balls.
No. And would we even want it? Sigh.
December 31, 2025 at 1:57 AM
…oh no. I’ll pray for you.
December 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I’d kill for gluten-free Oreo-Os though. Not Oreos. Oreo-Os.
December 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Please fucking give me a croissant that’s actually tender and flaky and soft

Please, a baguette that isn’t just shitty long bread

Please, some baklava

Please, Honey Bunches of Gluten Free Oats
December 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Yessss killing it
December 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Sigh. The people long for buttons.
December 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
We’re sending it back. It’s impossible to hold. It renders the phone top heavy. Plus it wont fit in any pockets. It’s a disaster waiting to happen.
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Unfortunately, finishing and posting my Rabbot fic today was dessert first.
December 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I don’t even know if this one makes sense but whatever I’m going for it
December 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM