Rob S
@whatanahtist.bsky.social
Photographer. Chef. Film critic. Occasionally some of these things are my profession.
http://www.rjs.studio
http://www.rjs.studio
I'm seeing vertical, cellphone trailers in a movie theater. Hollywood PLEASE don't do this to us. I do NOT want to see a movie in a vertical format, in 60 second with ads and a shitty video game with a live streamer screaming
January 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I'm seeing vertical, cellphone trailers in a movie theater. Hollywood PLEASE don't do this to us. I do NOT want to see a movie in a vertical format, in 60 second with ads and a shitty video game with a live streamer screaming
"Nosferatu" and "the substance" both get my vote for "most disgusting sounding movie" of 2024
Both of them are absolute must sees
Both of them are absolute must sees
January 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"Nosferatu" and "the substance" both get my vote for "most disgusting sounding movie" of 2024
Both of them are absolute must sees
Both of them are absolute must sees
Just heard my fiancee's 80 year old father say "wtf" in a sentence. Way to end the year on a high note
December 30, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Just heard my fiancee's 80 year old father say "wtf" in a sentence. Way to end the year on a high note
I have cried 2 times during "Barbie". I know I'm late to this party, but damn
December 29, 2024 at 3:17 AM
I have cried 2 times during "Barbie". I know I'm late to this party, but damn
Worcester is the white person's teriyaki
December 21, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Worcester is the white person's teriyaki
We're getting dumplings for our new year's dinner. I chose this place based solely on this picture
December 16, 2024 at 3:51 PM
We're getting dumplings for our new year's dinner. I chose this place based solely on this picture
Reposted by Rob S
Feeling extra vindicated that the spot I eventually pulled into was being eyed by a Tesla that was trying to back into the spot - from around a corner. People are so entitled
December 14, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Feeling extra vindicated that the spot I eventually pulled into was being eyed by a Tesla that was trying to back into the spot - from around a corner. People are so entitled
I will forever be of the opinion that people that back into parking spaces in crowded lots are assholes
December 14, 2024 at 8:21 PM
I will forever be of the opinion that people that back into parking spaces in crowded lots are assholes
"Green room" is the most brutal movie I have ever seen. This is what a horror movie is. Patrick Stewart should have kept doing roles like this, not Nu Trek. Can't say I blame him, they probably backed a dump truck full of money up to his house for it.
December 8, 2024 at 6:07 AM
"Green room" is the most brutal movie I have ever seen. This is what a horror movie is. Patrick Stewart should have kept doing roles like this, not Nu Trek. Can't say I blame him, they probably backed a dump truck full of money up to his house for it.
"without a paddle" had a lot of potential... Great cast, good story ideas, lots of sentimental value... And instead we got boner jokes and hippie chicks shitting in paper bags.
I give it a 6/10
I give it a 6/10
December 6, 2024 at 3:56 AM
"without a paddle" had a lot of potential... Great cast, good story ideas, lots of sentimental value... And instead we got boner jokes and hippie chicks shitting in paper bags.
I give it a 6/10
I give it a 6/10
Reposted by Rob S
COP: blow into this please
ME: *plays a tasty solo on the breathalyzer like a blues harmonica*
COP: that’s dope how are you doing that
ME: *plays a tasty solo on the breathalyzer like a blues harmonica*
COP: that’s dope how are you doing that
April 15, 2024 at 8:22 PM
COP: blow into this please
ME: *plays a tasty solo on the breathalyzer like a blues harmonica*
COP: that’s dope how are you doing that
ME: *plays a tasty solo on the breathalyzer like a blues harmonica*
COP: that’s dope how are you doing that
Anytime I go to my gym my body gives me some sort of pavlovian response and just gets so sore and tired for the first few minutes I'm here. It's wild how far deep down in my most basic animalistic biology I hate the gym.
December 3, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Anytime I go to my gym my body gives me some sort of pavlovian response and just gets so sore and tired for the first few minutes I'm here. It's wild how far deep down in my most basic animalistic biology I hate the gym.
"Nowhere" I don't think a self proclaimed thriller has made me cry this much. 10/10? Probably more like a 7/10. Really enjoyed it overall, the survival aspects were great, amplified by one of the most harrowing birth scenes I have ever seen in a movie
December 3, 2024 at 4:19 AM
"Nowhere" I don't think a self proclaimed thriller has made me cry this much. 10/10? Probably more like a 7/10. Really enjoyed it overall, the survival aspects were great, amplified by one of the most harrowing birth scenes I have ever seen in a movie
Reposted by Rob S
It's that special time of year
November 27, 2024 at 4:42 PM
It's that special time of year
I know I am...
The answer is it's complicated but I also think a lot of us are just really fucking tired www.nytimes.com/2024/11/26/o...
Opinion | Are Algorithms Killing Creativity? (Gift Article)
Or is the algorithm just hiding it from you?
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I know I am...
Reposted by Rob S
I never noticed this in Batman Returns before but hung up in Max Schreck’s boardroom are doctored photos of Christopher Walken with Elvis (replacing Nixon), Sammy Davis Jr, future Batman villain Schwarzenegger and other celebs. Easy to miss when Michelle Pfeiffer is in frame.
November 26, 2024 at 5:31 AM
I never noticed this in Batman Returns before but hung up in Max Schreck’s boardroom are doctored photos of Christopher Walken with Elvis (replacing Nixon), Sammy Davis Jr, future Batman villain Schwarzenegger and other celebs. Easy to miss when Michelle Pfeiffer is in frame.
It's the star wars prequels all over again
November 26, 2024 at 3:15 AM
It's the star wars prequels all over again
About to see the wizard of Oz. Glad I saw Wicked first the other day, otherwise I might not know what was going on.
November 26, 2024 at 3:10 AM
About to see the wizard of Oz. Glad I saw Wicked first the other day, otherwise I might not know what was going on.
Just replaced the flapper and valve in my toilet tank. I feel invincible
November 25, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Just replaced the flapper and valve in my toilet tank. I feel invincible
I've come to the conclusion that #wicked wasn't BAD it was just not memorable at all. I saw it 12 hours ago and I've already forgotten most of it.
November 24, 2024 at 7:07 PM
I've come to the conclusion that #wicked wasn't BAD it was just not memorable at all. I saw it 12 hours ago and I've already forgotten most of it.