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Plant Care 101: Watering! 💧

In Greenhearth Necromancer, your plants will live (and die! and live once more!) based on your care. At the core of this is watering your plants. Keep an eye out for thirsty plants to ensure they stay healthy. 🌱
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me (if i was a therapist for bugs): you have the carapacity for great change in your life
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
what a horrible night to find out your ponytail is now long enough to flip all the way over your head and whip you in the eyes
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
everything that is old will be new again and that’s why it’s okay for me to eat expired yogurt from the back of the fridge
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Taking care of your plants is the name of the game, and we've got your back covered in case you forget a plant! 🌱

With a tool selected, you can see all the plants that need that care at a glance. Plus: handy dandy notifications when things get dire. ⚠️

Only FOUR days remain...
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
feature complete* game milestone achieved can i get a W in the chat
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
me (if i was a therapist for bugs): you have the carapacity for great change in your life
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
we are all worthy of love, yes, but more importantly of a lil treat right now
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
horses hoe theory
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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day 1 vs day 1000
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
juice the tl
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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yes i’m doing a magical girl transformation right now it’s just glacially slow and culminates in me dying of old age
June 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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"use ai or you're going to be left behind"

okay... let me stay behind then. let me go into the woods. let me revert back into a fish and then an amoeba. i don't care for this world anymore
July 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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hey just checking in. are you in the right headspace to receive a dose of 15,000 roentgen right now?
October 30, 2025 at 6:17 AM
not now kitten, mommy is experiencing time in a linear fashion
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
dollposting
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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We love seeing hot girls in dresses

qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥💃🏻
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
i like audrey
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
day 1 vs day 1000
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
who are you and i'm so sorry and other short stories
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
we could be ashes to ashes dust to dust but you playin
November 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
doesn't anyone want to pay me $3 million dollars anymore???
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
body tea but in a throw me into the harbour kinda way
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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a year later and still reveling in the euphoria of feeling great in plain white tops 🩷
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
when charli xcx said "everything is romantic" she definitely forgot about gas station hotdogs
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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i get why the blair witch did all that stuff. i would too
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM