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· Jun 10
Pizza sizes shouldn’t be small, medium, and large.
They should be poor, stressed, and WHY WONT SOMEBODY LOVE ME
They should be poor, stressed, and WHY WONT SOMEBODY LOVE ME
It’s a reverse funnel system #ItsAlwaysSunny
In a striking reversal of past nutrition guidance, the Trump administration released new dietary guidelines on Wednesday that flip the food pyramid on its head, putting steak, cheese, beef fat and whole milk near the top.
Kennedy Flips Food Pyramid to Emphasize Red Meat and Whole Milk
www.nytimes.com
January 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
It’s a reverse funnel system #ItsAlwaysSunny
lol. Several of the links to the scientific integrity policy of the federal government have been taken down during this noaa training on scientific integrity. Classic
January 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
lol. Several of the links to the scientific integrity policy of the federal government have been taken down during this noaa training on scientific integrity. Classic
Hey guys. It’s 2026. Let’s make it all about the butt
January 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Hey guys. It’s 2026. Let’s make it all about the butt
Everyone talks about Heated Rivalry and the gay sex but ep 3 was so beautiful and what I hope people would take from the show
December 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Everyone talks about Heated Rivalry and the gay sex but ep 3 was so beautiful and what I hope people would take from the show
I may be tipsy on a Sunday afternoon but this is the cutest dog
December 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I may be tipsy on a Sunday afternoon but this is the cutest dog
My husband lights up the dog at night like he’s going to a rave
December 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
My husband lights up the dog at night like he’s going to a rave
I read Gmail is letting you change your email address. I’m sorry but if that pediatric cancer center wants a new researcher they’re going to have to email me back at [email protected]
December 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I read Gmail is letting you change your email address. I’m sorry but if that pediatric cancer center wants a new researcher they’re going to have to email me back at [email protected]
I feel the show Traitors was created just to make sure the reality show stars can get regular meals
December 27, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I feel the show Traitors was created just to make sure the reality show stars can get regular meals
My husband lost his shit saying there wasn’t enough wrapping paper. I took the roll and covered the gift and did it and then he REALLY lost his shit I was taking it over. Um… #merryxmas ?
December 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My husband lost his shit saying there wasn’t enough wrapping paper. I took the roll and covered the gift and did it and then he REALLY lost his shit I was taking it over. Um… #merryxmas ?
What the mfing what?
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
What the mfing what?
Yes Cobb salads are higher in calories but what you don’t take into account is the extra calories spent trying to create the perfect bite
December 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Yes Cobb salads are higher in calories but what you don’t take into account is the extra calories spent trying to create the perfect bite
Eva Longoria just said on a commercial “when you’re age 40 you need this cream”
Girl, you be pushing 50 now
Girl, you be pushing 50 now
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Eva Longoria just said on a commercial “when you’re age 40 you need this cream”
Girl, you be pushing 50 now
Girl, you be pushing 50 now
How old am I?
Well every time there’s a cambells soup commercial I say “mmm noodle soup”
Well every time there’s a cambells soup commercial I say “mmm noodle soup”
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
How old am I?
Well every time there’s a cambells soup commercial I say “mmm noodle soup”
Well every time there’s a cambells soup commercial I say “mmm noodle soup”
Batteries must taste soooo good given how much they kid-proof the packages these days.
December 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Batteries must taste soooo good given how much they kid-proof the packages these days.
Well I guess since the other home improvement project came in so under budget I shouldn’t blink at replacing an appliance that is so relatively cheap
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Well I guess since the other home improvement project came in so under budget I shouldn’t blink at replacing an appliance that is so relatively cheap
I just farted so loud I woke up all 3 sleeping animals in the room.
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I just farted so loud I woke up all 3 sleeping animals in the room.
My ninja foodi took 15 mins to build up pressure for my chili just to tell me to add water, then I have to vent another 5 mins, and add water, and now another 15 mins to see if now it’s ok?
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My ninja foodi took 15 mins to build up pressure for my chili just to tell me to add water, then I have to vent another 5 mins, and add water, and now another 15 mins to see if now it’s ok?
Have a contractor showing up early meanwhile I’m gonna be crazy hungover. What a time to be alive!
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Have a contractor showing up early meanwhile I’m gonna be crazy hungover. What a time to be alive!
Reposted by Seattle Scientist
Man, I’m kind of sorry for being such a smartass today but let me promise you this one thing it will happen again
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man, I’m kind of sorry for being such a smartass today but let me promise you this one thing it will happen again
@cbbworld.bsky.social you may be entitled to compensation
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
@cbbworld.bsky.social you may be entitled to compensation
My husband spoiled me for my birthday this year with a fancy jacket and personalized yeti mug. I got him a personalized coffee mug. We don’t usually do gifts so this was extra special
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My husband spoiled me for my birthday this year with a fancy jacket and personalized yeti mug. I got him a personalized coffee mug. We don’t usually do gifts so this was extra special
I wonder how Sweaty Nipples are doing? I saw them headline with Hammerbox at Whitman College in walla walla, WA in 88 or so
youtu.be/QUrNwRHxx0Y?...
youtu.be/QUrNwRHxx0Y?...
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YouTube video by Sweaty Nipples - Topic
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November 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I wonder how Sweaty Nipples are doing? I saw them headline with Hammerbox at Whitman College in walla walla, WA in 88 or so
youtu.be/QUrNwRHxx0Y?...
youtu.be/QUrNwRHxx0Y?...
How fun is it to have a president actively trying to starve his constituents
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
How fun is it to have a president actively trying to starve his constituents
Facebook can’t figure out how organize my friends feeds for me but here’s 300 ads for cat litter robots I once glanced at out of curiosity
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Facebook can’t figure out how organize my friends feeds for me but here’s 300 ads for cat litter robots I once glanced at out of curiosity
I’d like to think Marc Maron is running free on a farm in upstate New York right now
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’d like to think Marc Maron is running free on a farm in upstate New York right now