Hitler has Resin!
April 20, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Hitler has Resin!
Beaver (noun): one who beaves
April 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Beaver (noun): one who beaves
I got that service dog in me.
March 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I got that service dog in me.
Ten years ago I got out of rehab on St Patrick’s Day because my insurance company decided that the first thing I needed in sobriety was a CHALLENGE.
March 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Ten years ago I got out of rehab on St Patrick’s Day because my insurance company decided that the first thing I needed in sobriety was a CHALLENGE.
It’s easy to boycott businesses when you’re unemployed.
March 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It’s easy to boycott businesses when you’re unemployed.
Any business will put on a comedy show now. We’re three months away from a weekly showcase at a Tractor Supply.
March 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Any business will put on a comedy show now. We’re three months away from a weekly showcase at a Tractor Supply.
Today is International Women’s Day so I’m only putting in 77% of the effort.
March 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Today is International Women’s Day so I’m only putting in 77% of the effort.
Oops, looks like I accidentally left my “libertarians who have never experienced anything 50 miles outside their hometown” beacon on.
March 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Oops, looks like I accidentally left my “libertarians who have never experienced anything 50 miles outside their hometown” beacon on.
What time does the State of the Soviet Union start?
March 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What time does the State of the Soviet Union start?
Hey did Quentin Tarantino temporarily give up feet for cocaine
March 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Hey did Quentin Tarantino temporarily give up feet for cocaine
The White House is doing a bringer show and we all fell for it.
March 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The White House is doing a bringer show and we all fell for it.
It’s so great to get an amber alert on your phone while you’re watching Netflix three inches from your face.
February 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
It’s so great to get an amber alert on your phone while you’re watching Netflix three inches from your face.
But what was Ukraine wearing?
February 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
But what was Ukraine wearing?
Reposted by Liz Donehue
Folks can buy my music on Bandcamp or hit up my Venmo @JupiterZirkua to help keep the lights on and get me and my husband prepared for if Medicaid stops covering HRT
Ganymede Gives Up The Ghost, by Stuffy Doll
17 track album
stuffydollband.bandcamp.com
January 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Folks can buy my music on Bandcamp or hit up my Venmo @JupiterZirkua to help keep the lights on and get me and my husband prepared for if Medicaid stops covering HRT
Tell me when Air Force One crashes, I’m going back to bed.
February 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Tell me when Air Force One crashes, I’m going back to bed.
So I guess the options are sending RFK Jr to Dallas or lobotomize him and then hide him in Wisconsin for the rest of his life?
February 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
So I guess the options are sending RFK Jr to Dallas or lobotomize him and then hide him in Wisconsin for the rest of his life?
Hey guys I’m starting to think protests aren’t gonna do it.
February 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Hey guys I’m starting to think protests aren’t gonna do it.
Hey if you’re driving a gray car in the pouring rain without your lights on while going 15 mph over the speed limit, go ahead and reroute that bad boy to the nearest body of water and save the rest of us some anxiety.
February 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Hey if you’re driving a gray car in the pouring rain without your lights on while going 15 mph over the speed limit, go ahead and reroute that bad boy to the nearest body of water and save the rest of us some anxiety.
So what I’m taking away from all this is that I shouldn’t pay the taxes I owe? LET ELON COOK
February 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
So what I’m taking away from all this is that I shouldn’t pay the taxes I owe? LET ELON COOK
Can we have one week that’s just simply precedented ffs
February 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Can we have one week that’s just simply precedented ffs
There’s a Trump supporter in the crowd tonight and when he saw the sign for the bathroom that read “the loo” he asked his friend if it meant pussy so good job everyone.
January 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
There’s a Trump supporter in the crowd tonight and when he saw the sign for the bathroom that read “the loo” he asked his friend if it meant pussy so good job everyone.
Win or lose there’s a police horse in Philadelphia that’s gonna get punched in the face tonight.
January 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Win or lose there’s a police horse in Philadelphia that’s gonna get punched in the face tonight.
Dude, Wegman’s. I love you, but please provide paper bags with handles because it sucks trying to carry multiple sacks of groceries with no handles like it’s the 1940s or some shit.
January 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Dude, Wegman’s. I love you, but please provide paper bags with handles because it sucks trying to carry multiple sacks of groceries with no handles like it’s the 1940s or some shit.
Be the Bear Jew you wish to see in the world.
January 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Be the Bear Jew you wish to see in the world.
It’s almost as if the country with the most guns could easily solve this fascism problem.
January 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It’s almost as if the country with the most guns could easily solve this fascism problem.