Jupiter from Stuffy Doll
@stuffydoll.bsky.social
The sole band member of both Stuffy Doll and MxDmG. Out here telling weird stories via weird music. Trans, livid, an avid DM. Also one of the authors of Sons Of Wyn K’Moji. She/They 32
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For anyone who misses the film score but hates ol JoKe Rowling, I wrote this that you can enjoy instead
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More like Wanksgiving. Amen.
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
More like Wanksgiving. Amen.
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
More like Wanksgiving. Amen.
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
More like Wanksgiving. Amen.
This show rules and I wanna come on it at some point. Already some incredible guests like Justin McElroy, Jonathan Colton, Zach Reino, and Jess fuckin McKenna? That’s that good good 🔥
Zach and Jess from Off Book swap Christmas songs with Arnie on this week's extra funny No Skip Christmas. Songs from Justin Bieber, the Chieftains, Kermit the Frog and more! tinyurl.com/zx3mwt23
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
This show rules and I wanna come on it at some point. Already some incredible guests like Justin McElroy, Jonathan Colton, Zach Reino, and Jess fuckin McKenna? That’s that good good 🔥
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i ain’t thankful for shit go fuck yourselves
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
i ain’t thankful for shit go fuck yourselves
As a West Virginian: Good.
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
As a West Virginian: Good.
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"Absolutely lethal face card" WHY ARE YOU SPENDING YOUR ONE WILD AND PRECIOUS LIFE TALKING LIKE THIS
One of the most off-putting phrases to come about in recent years is "face card." Just say someone's hot, you psychopaths.
December 1, 2024 at 11:25 PM
"Absolutely lethal face card" WHY ARE YOU SPENDING YOUR ONE WILD AND PRECIOUS LIFE TALKING LIKE THIS
I think I’m about done with the “this timeline” thing. There’s no other timeline. There’s only this. Fix it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I think I’m about done with the “this timeline” thing. There’s no other timeline. There’s only this. Fix it.
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Wicked No Good 3D Goes Unpunished
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Wicked No Good 3D Goes Unpunished
Nothin slower than the last 3 hours of an audiobook that has to be returned at 10:20pm tomorrow
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Nothin slower than the last 3 hours of an audiobook that has to be returned at 10:20pm tomorrow
I feel like it’s been lost in discussion of Rush Hour 4 that Jackie Chan is a real piece of shit guy
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I feel like it’s been lost in discussion of Rush Hour 4 that Jackie Chan is a real piece of shit guy
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I'm thinking of taking on 3-5 custom realistic creature plush commissions over the Dec-Jan period!
If this is something you'd be interested in, here's a form to send me an enquiry for a quote:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
This form also includes estimated prices of different plush options!
If this is something you'd be interested in, here's a form to send me an enquiry for a quote:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
This form also includes estimated prices of different plush options!
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I'm thinking of taking on 3-5 custom realistic creature plush commissions over the Dec-Jan period!
If this is something you'd be interested in, here's a form to send me an enquiry for a quote:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
This form also includes estimated prices of different plush options!
If this is something you'd be interested in, here's a form to send me an enquiry for a quote:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
This form also includes estimated prices of different plush options!
The guy they cast as Haymitch looks like the shittiest guy alive. He looks like date rape personified. He looks like he killed four dogs. I’m sure he’s nice or whatever but he looks like he got your 15 year old sister pregnant and makes her work two jobs to support his xan addiction
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The guy they cast as Haymitch looks like the shittiest guy alive. He looks like date rape personified. He looks like he killed four dogs. I’m sure he’s nice or whatever but he looks like he got your 15 year old sister pregnant and makes her work two jobs to support his xan addiction
Oh Star Wars Rankings is trending?
Time to remind yall that there is exactly one metric by which a Star Wars can be judged and that’s LIGHTSABER SCREENTIME!
More lightsaber = better movie
(Lightsaber screentime is here defined as total time one or more lightsabers are activated on screen)
Time to remind yall that there is exactly one metric by which a Star Wars can be judged and that’s LIGHTSABER SCREENTIME!
More lightsaber = better movie
(Lightsaber screentime is here defined as total time one or more lightsabers are activated on screen)
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Oh Star Wars Rankings is trending?
Time to remind yall that there is exactly one metric by which a Star Wars can be judged and that’s LIGHTSABER SCREENTIME!
More lightsaber = better movie
(Lightsaber screentime is here defined as total time one or more lightsabers are activated on screen)
Time to remind yall that there is exactly one metric by which a Star Wars can be judged and that’s LIGHTSABER SCREENTIME!
More lightsaber = better movie
(Lightsaber screentime is here defined as total time one or more lightsabers are activated on screen)
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It shouldn’t be “doomscrolling” it should be “doomgooning”
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It shouldn’t be “doomscrolling” it should be “doomgooning”
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we need to run 10 more op eds about how dems are out of touch with regular people while republicans are publicly beefing with prominent astronauts
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
we need to run 10 more op eds about how dems are out of touch with regular people while republicans are publicly beefing with prominent astronauts
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Canada has been trouncing US television for decades now and it’s high time we recognize it
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Canada has been trouncing US television for decades now and it’s high time we recognize it
Canada has been trouncing US television for decades now and it’s high time we recognize it
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Canada has been trouncing US television for decades now and it’s high time we recognize it
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This is so easy because Black Friday doesn't even exist anymore. What sales? Oh you mean where they jack up the prices the week before and then "slash" them? Or how Walmart puts a bright yellow "sale" sticker just for you to pull it off and it's either the same price or a penny cheaper.
Thanksgiving through Cyber Monday:
Corporations are enabling this administration through ditching DEI, allowing ICE to terrorize our communities, & chase tax breaks.
Boycotts work. Turn up the pressure.
#WeAintBuyingIt 🚫 app.sosha.ai/s/F9LV71Ko
Corporations are enabling this administration through ditching DEI, allowing ICE to terrorize our communities, & chase tax breaks.
Boycotts work. Turn up the pressure.
#WeAintBuyingIt 🚫 app.sosha.ai/s/F9LV71Ko
We Ain't Buying It - Target, Home Depot & Amazon
app.sosha.ai
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This is so easy because Black Friday doesn't even exist anymore. What sales? Oh you mean where they jack up the prices the week before and then "slash" them? Or how Walmart puts a bright yellow "sale" sticker just for you to pull it off and it's either the same price or a penny cheaper.
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[P] Every generation in their teens believes they invented oral sex, and 10-15 years later believes they invented financial crimes.
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
[P] Every generation in their teens believes they invented oral sex, and 10-15 years later believes they invented financial crimes.
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“Ganymede Gives Up The Ghost” is an album about queerness and disability told largely through the lens of a young trans superhero. Lots of genres from hip hop to punk to metal to just downright weird
Ganymede Gives Up The Ghost, by Stuffy Doll
17 track album
stuffydollband.bandcamp.com
February 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“Ganymede Gives Up The Ghost” is an album about queerness and disability told largely through the lens of a young trans superhero. Lots of genres from hip hop to punk to metal to just downright weird
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For anyone who misses the film score but hates ol JoKe Rowling, I wrote this that you can enjoy instead
October 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
For anyone who misses the film score but hates ol JoKe Rowling, I wrote this that you can enjoy instead
It shouldn’t be “doomscrolling” it should be “doomgooning”
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It shouldn’t be “doomscrolling” it should be “doomgooning”
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The only truly irreversible thing a trans child is likely to do is take their own life. "What if they do something irreversible?" actually means "theyre not allowed to make a decision!"
You cant undo or reverse any decision you make, you can simply change your mind later and handle the consequences
You cant undo or reverse any decision you make, you can simply change your mind later and handle the consequences
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The only truly irreversible thing a trans child is likely to do is take their own life. "What if they do something irreversible?" actually means "theyre not allowed to make a decision!"
You cant undo or reverse any decision you make, you can simply change your mind later and handle the consequences
You cant undo or reverse any decision you make, you can simply change your mind later and handle the consequences
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If you're buying gifts for the holidays, maybe consider supporting artists, writers, creators. Gift someone a Patreon, commission an art piece, buy a book, purchase handmade jewelry, etc. Your support means everything.
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If you're buying gifts for the holidays, maybe consider supporting artists, writers, creators. Gift someone a Patreon, commission an art piece, buy a book, purchase handmade jewelry, etc. Your support means everything.