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the ice in minneapolis is indeed generationally bad right now. i've slipped a few times this weekend and it pisses me off. but omg the genre of video clip going around of ice agents slipping and eating shit is making me grin ear to ear, it is so so so wonderful and there's so many of them
January 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Reposted by king fuck
They couldn't even get white people in the Midwest to help them get out of the snow.

That is WILD.

Helping people in the snow is in every midwesterners DNA and is at the core of midwest nice.

I am sensing a shift and I am here for it
This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
January 9, 2026 at 5:37 PM
anyone want to teach me forgiveness
January 6, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Let’s go swimming
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 AM
i hope my work fires me
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 AM
i am a computer
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
goodnight tinder, goodnight hinge. goodnight feeld...and the rest
December 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
the hoes are not up to snuff
December 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
i think i've seen enough and i'm just going to be celibate until further notice. for other people playing the field is worth it, it has not been so for me honey
December 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
no one understands hehehe
December 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
titties forever
December 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
wow! i feel like pure shit
December 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Why am I so cute and hot
December 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
None of these hoes can do anything
December 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Give me cunt or give me death
December 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
i think oh, it's sad that i'm alone, i'm going to date more. and then i go on dates and i go nope being alone is superior let's go back to that
December 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
some of you bitches haven’t listened to going under by evanescence today and it shows
December 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
it is time for me to join the uss enterprise
December 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
one thing i can't handle is how much she disrespects and disdains our mother. with everything she's been through. fuck you!
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
walking in a winter fuckerland
December 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
there should be another pto category for when you have a scary dream and don't want to go to work
December 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
what is life
December 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
What do I do
December 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
looking for a new jorb and i dont know what any of this shit is
December 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
for some reason in december the pharmacy is always like hehe we don't want to fill your script. and sometimes this has been very scary. but today i went and i waited and they got it and im safe for the next 90 days
December 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM