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mitch
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White, middle aged, working class, northern man and swimming against the flow of my demographic.
Hot Chocolate, ABBA and Boney M were deeply uncool bands to like at school (for my demographic).
But I was right and ‘they’ were wrong. So there.
February 15, 2026 at 12:25 PM
I think I’ve read this, but ages ago and I must have forgotten who wrote it or didn’t make the connection.
As I remember it, the main character had a very louche and sleazy cruelty about him.
February 15, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Ireland have had a talking to at halftime mind.
February 14, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I’m absolutely loving the Italian forwards. Outstanding play.
February 14, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I once spent a few months in Jordan.
The history, the food, the friendliness. Really enjoyed it.
February 14, 2026 at 1:40 PM
This mermaid is made from the same material as the bath.
February 13, 2026 at 6:15 PM
It’ll be lush.
My remnants jam always goes quickly.
February 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
100th repost.
Satisfying.
February 13, 2026 at 12:55 PM
I am him.
February 13, 2026 at 11:25 AM
When are you moving to Stroud?
February 13, 2026 at 11:23 AM
*sound of infantry whistles*
February 13, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Dear The Darkness,
I am credibly advised that your album One Way Ticket to Hell and Back should more sensibly be re-named Off-Peak Day Saver Return to Hell.
This would put an end to any confusion.
Yours,
Mitch

It’s a song lyric, Elio. But if you’ve never heard it you wouldn’t know. Apologies.
February 12, 2026 at 11:35 PM
You’ve got a one way ticket to hell and back.
February 12, 2026 at 12:39 PM