mitch
@wheresmekeys.bsky.social
White, middle aged, working class, northern man and swimming against the flow of my demographic.
Hot Chocolate, ABBA and Boney M were deeply uncool bands to like at school (for my demographic).
But I was right and ‘they’ were wrong. So there.
But I was right and ‘they’ were wrong. So there.
February 15, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Hot Chocolate, ABBA and Boney M were deeply uncool bands to like at school (for my demographic).
But I was right and ‘they’ were wrong. So there.
But I was right and ‘they’ were wrong. So there.
I think I’ve read this, but ages ago and I must have forgotten who wrote it or didn’t make the connection.
As I remember it, the main character had a very louche and sleazy cruelty about him.
As I remember it, the main character had a very louche and sleazy cruelty about him.
February 15, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I think I’ve read this, but ages ago and I must have forgotten who wrote it or didn’t make the connection.
As I remember it, the main character had a very louche and sleazy cruelty about him.
As I remember it, the main character had a very louche and sleazy cruelty about him.
Ireland have had a talking to at halftime mind.
February 14, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Ireland have had a talking to at halftime mind.
I’m absolutely loving the Italian forwards. Outstanding play.
February 14, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I’m absolutely loving the Italian forwards. Outstanding play.
I once spent a few months in Jordan.
The history, the food, the friendliness. Really enjoyed it.
The history, the food, the friendliness. Really enjoyed it.
February 14, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I once spent a few months in Jordan.
The history, the food, the friendliness. Really enjoyed it.
The history, the food, the friendliness. Really enjoyed it.
This mermaid is made from the same material as the bath.
February 13, 2026 at 6:15 PM
This mermaid is made from the same material as the bath.
It’ll be lush.
My remnants jam always goes quickly.
My remnants jam always goes quickly.
February 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
It’ll be lush.
My remnants jam always goes quickly.
My remnants jam always goes quickly.
100th repost.
Satisfying.
Satisfying.
February 13, 2026 at 12:55 PM
100th repost.
Satisfying.
Satisfying.
When are you moving to Stroud?
February 13, 2026 at 11:23 AM
When are you moving to Stroud?
*sound of infantry whistles*
February 13, 2026 at 8:15 AM
*sound of infantry whistles*
Dear The Darkness,
I am credibly advised that your album One Way Ticket to Hell and Back should more sensibly be re-named Off-Peak Day Saver Return to Hell.
This would put an end to any confusion.
Yours,
Mitch
It’s a song lyric, Elio. But if you’ve never heard it you wouldn’t know. Apologies.
I am credibly advised that your album One Way Ticket to Hell and Back should more sensibly be re-named Off-Peak Day Saver Return to Hell.
This would put an end to any confusion.
Yours,
Mitch
It’s a song lyric, Elio. But if you’ve never heard it you wouldn’t know. Apologies.
February 12, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Dear The Darkness,
I am credibly advised that your album One Way Ticket to Hell and Back should more sensibly be re-named Off-Peak Day Saver Return to Hell.
This would put an end to any confusion.
Yours,
Mitch
It’s a song lyric, Elio. But if you’ve never heard it you wouldn’t know. Apologies.
I am credibly advised that your album One Way Ticket to Hell and Back should more sensibly be re-named Off-Peak Day Saver Return to Hell.
This would put an end to any confusion.
Yours,
Mitch
It’s a song lyric, Elio. But if you’ve never heard it you wouldn’t know. Apologies.
You’ve got a one way ticket to hell and back.
February 12, 2026 at 12:39 PM
You’ve got a one way ticket to hell and back.