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This whole mind trip #severance Sending a candle out for innies
February 22, 2025 at 10:23 AM
This whole mind trip #severance Sending a candle out for innies
Paramount app not working and I’m wagging my head like, “why did I pay for Showtime if you’re just going to ghost me?” If I wanted to be ignored, I’d text my ex.
January 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Paramount app not working and I’m wagging my head like, “why did I pay for Showtime if you’re just going to ghost me?” If I wanted to be ignored, I’d text my ex.
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I’m sorry and no offense to a brilliant filmmaker but the right to make a Labyrinth sequel needs to be reserved for theater girls who actually did wear giant poet shirts in public parks and recite plays aloud to their stuffed animals. You must FEEL the cringe.
January 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I’m sorry and no offense to a brilliant filmmaker but the right to make a Labyrinth sequel needs to be reserved for theater girls who actually did wear giant poet shirts in public parks and recite plays aloud to their stuffed animals. You must FEEL the cringe.
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If you are a visa holder/temp resident in the U.S., and your child was born here and doesn't have a passport, GET A PASSPORT FOR THEM IMMEDIATELY. Like, make the appointment this week.
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/21/u...
January 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If you are a visa holder/temp resident in the U.S., and your child was born here and doesn't have a passport, GET A PASSPORT FOR THEM IMMEDIATELY. Like, make the appointment this week.
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/21/u...
Some people are weirdly obsessed with locking me in a small container with very few breathing holes.
January 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Some people are weirdly obsessed with locking me in a small container with very few breathing holes.
Seriously? David Lynch is gone?
January 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Seriously? David Lynch is gone?
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wow, amazing severance pop up at Grand Central
January 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
wow, amazing severance pop up at Grand Central
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If you’re in LA, sending good thoughts and glad Kumail is doing this to support this disaster relief fund. 🙌💙
TUESDAY JAN 14
TUESDAY JAN 14
Doing a comedy show tomorrow night (Tue, Jan 14) at Largo. All proceeds will benefit the California Fire Foundation Wildfire & Disaster Relief Fund.
Will have a bunch of surprise guests.
Buy tickets here:
wl.seetickets.us/event/kumail...
Will have a bunch of surprise guests.
Buy tickets here:
wl.seetickets.us/event/kumail...
Buy tickets to Kumail Nanjiani is Doing This Again in Los Angeles on January 14, 2025
Will Call Opens/Seat Assignments Begin: 6PMDoors Open For Drinks: 7PMShowtime: 8PM When you arrive at WILL CALL on the night of the show, seats will be assigned to you first come first served, from th
wl.seetickets.us
January 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If you’re in LA, sending good thoughts and glad Kumail is doing this to support this disaster relief fund. 🙌💙
TUESDAY JAN 14
TUESDAY JAN 14
Slowly making our way through #InteriorChinatown and I want to smack Green so hard. Kudos to the actress.
November 28, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Slowly making our way through #InteriorChinatown and I want to smack Green so hard. Kudos to the actress.
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When your relatives start arguing at Thanksgiving, calmly grab your favorite serving bowl of food like you're going to the kitchen to refill it, and just don't come back. Quietly escape with your favorite food.
This has been survival tips with Jen.
This has been survival tips with Jen.
November 26, 2024 at 6:00 PM
When your relatives start arguing at Thanksgiving, calmly grab your favorite serving bowl of food like you're going to the kitchen to refill it, and just don't come back. Quietly escape with your favorite food.
This has been survival tips with Jen.
This has been survival tips with Jen.
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Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.
November 26, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.
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Please, read articles by trans and queer journalists. Their authentic voices are so important. You don’t need to settle. We’re here, we’re queer and we’re reporting on what matters to the community.
November 26, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Please, read articles by trans and queer journalists. Their authentic voices are so important. You don’t need to settle. We’re here, we’re queer and we’re reporting on what matters to the community.
Trying #InteriorChinatown on Hulu with the legal spouse
November 20, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Trying #InteriorChinatown on Hulu with the legal spouse
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Hey. Easy on yourself. This isn't about having "wasted" your life. If you didn't work a recovery before now, it's because you couldn't. The reasons don't matter. What matters is you're here now, working your recovery now.
You're still alive to read this.
Grace over guilt.
You're still alive to read this.
Grace over guilt.
September 28, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Hey. Easy on yourself. This isn't about having "wasted" your life. If you didn't work a recovery before now, it's because you couldn't. The reasons don't matter. What matters is you're here now, working your recovery now.
You're still alive to read this.
Grace over guilt.
You're still alive to read this.
Grace over guilt.