Lauren al-Ghaib
@whimsikal.bsky.social
Dissociating. Sci-fi & reality tv. 40+. 1922 🐩. Substack: Pink Parlance
I had his phone and went through his texts cuz there are over 100 unread and that red bubble annoys me. Why is he trolling these spambots? 😭😭😭
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I had his phone and went through his texts cuz there are over 100 unread and that red bubble annoys me. Why is he trolling these spambots? 😭😭😭
We’re at Mayo. We got *the call* last night and the big guy is currently in surgery. Sign up to be an organ donor!
Unrelated: look at the tech/surveillance on this tv 🙃
Unrelated: look at the tech/surveillance on this tv 🙃
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
We’re at Mayo. We got *the call* last night and the big guy is currently in surgery. Sign up to be an organ donor!
Unrelated: look at the tech/surveillance on this tv 🙃
Unrelated: look at the tech/surveillance on this tv 🙃
Pretty sure it’s me except I’m pretty good at picking up social cues,actually extra sensitive. It’s an important survival tactic as a Black woman.
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Pretty sure it’s me except I’m pretty good at picking up social cues,actually extra sensitive. It’s an important survival tactic as a Black woman.
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
Honeycrisp hound
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Honeycrisp hound
Not Potbelly shrinking their sandwiches! 😟👎🏾
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Not Potbelly shrinking their sandwiches! 😟👎🏾
Nice slow morning
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Nice slow morning
On our walk today two different sisters stopped their cars to talk to us about Preston. One says her mom also had a Newfie and another asked to take a photo of him. It’s hard stopping traffic!
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
On our walk today two different sisters stopped their cars to talk to us about Preston. One says her mom also had a Newfie and another asked to take a photo of him. It’s hard stopping traffic!
I basically have the same dog and this is exactly how they be looking. I’m hysterical mad I haven’t caught it on camera yet
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I basically have the same dog and this is exactly how they be looking. I’m hysterical mad I haven’t caught it on camera yet
Temps down fits up amirite? 😂 my husband is in his woodworking era, ignore that junk
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Temps down fits up amirite? 😂 my husband is in his woodworking era, ignore that junk
Were the wig makers on strike??
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Were the wig makers on strike??
We love a sunny day walk
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
We love a sunny day walk
Early contenders!
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Early contenders!
Can only post a portion here but check out the whole carousel on IG
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Can only post a portion here but check out the whole carousel on IG
Mean but cute. Relatable!
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Mean but cute. Relatable!
But at least I look good 😘
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
But at least I look good 😘
Nervous, yet nosy. 🙄
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Nervous, yet nosy. 🙄
Well we made it. He refused to go on the scale which….same. 🙃
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Well we made it. He refused to go on the scale which….same. 🙃