Lauren al-Ghaib
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Lauren al-Ghaib
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Dissociating. Sci-fi & reality tv. 40+. 1922 🐩. Substack: Pink Parlance
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Realtors know that, in many parts of the country, if you educate people about climate risk, the housing market will collapse.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/c...
Zillow Removes Climate Risk Scores From Home Listings
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Literacy was my first mistake
Half of Bluesky eats stranger ass for sport. Youll be fine eating Thanksgiving leftovers tomorrow
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I only know because I was dating a mechanic for a short while and he needed to change mine. 😅
COULD SOMEONE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
You not wrong 😂😂
Wale is a nigga who act regular then tell you he has commitment issues after he fuck you. Y’all let him cook cause he got a poem and a nasty updo.
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I had his phone and went through his texts cuz there are over 100 unread and that red bubble annoys me. Why is he trolling these spambots? 😭😭😭
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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"They're trying to change our habits, because all of the projections rely on people becoming truly dependent on the technology. Whether or not it's actually a good thing for society isn't considered to be a factor."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Anyway apparently it takes up to 2 weeks for a transplanted kidney to start working again. 😬
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This won’t surprise anyone but the majority of the physicians we’ve seen here at Mayo and some of the nurses and other staff are immigrants. From all over. Our healthcare system will collapse without them.
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I am so tired of being marketed to. Everything i need i have. I swear.
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Wait til they start winning awards 😵‍💫
A record deal for an AI artist baby don’t piss me off.
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Owning a cooler is like next level extroverting to me. I’ll never be that committed to being outside.
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I know in a couple months this will be a distant memory and we’ll think ‘it was fine’. But right now it’s stressful and my back hurts.
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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I used to rant about "lying ass headlines" years ago on twitter...just trying to note how far the window has shifted.

It matters because this is how incoming students think communal/public discourse works....that you can just exaggerate, decontextualize, and make up shit based on feelings.
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Alright Comrade Cyrus
FAILED FUCKING EMPIRE
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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I feel like that "Palestine Strife" article has a couple interesting tidbits in it. Iono
The Nuremberg trials presented these plans, highlighting Hitler's military strategies and efforts to sow discord among European powers.
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce"

Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
MIT study finds AI can already replace 11.7% of U.S. workforce
Artificial intelligence can already replace 11.7% of the U.S. labor market, across finance, health care and professional services, according to MIT's study.
www.cnbc.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Unless this is like…Welsh or something, this says six lack. Don’t gaslight me.
How do you say 6lack?
I know I'm old (it's fine) but I just had the realization that I might be saying (in my head? NLE Choppa wrong...I've been saying (in my head) Nile, like the river but in my defense I've never heard anyone say his name outloud because well I don't know anyone that young in real life.
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Six-Lack
How do you say 6lack?
I know I'm old (it's fine) but I just had the realization that I might be saying (in my head? NLE Choppa wrong...I've been saying (in my head) Nile, like the river but in my defense I've never heard anyone say his name outloud because well I don't know anyone that young in real life.
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I don’t want to engage in too much conspiracy theory around this DC shooting but man it’s ripe ain’t it?
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Looks like it’s time to re-up this thread on the fascist genealogy of the seemingly pablum term “Americanism.”
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Good news everyone!
Iggy Azalea Swears Off Returning to Music: 'I Don't Want to Come Back'

Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/jael...
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I would've probably given her a 3/25 instead of a 0 because she turned in *something* but this isn't college level thinking or writing by any stretch of the imagination.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Confirmed: Earlier this morning a photog overheard agents inside the parking garage say “dismissed,” believed to be calling off their planned mass raid.

A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
these kennels charge an arm and a leg and don't even cuddle or play with the dogs unless you pay an extra fee 😣
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM