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Whirlwound
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Critter, QI-tter, 8-Bitter
N/A / Irrelevant; nobody's looking anyway.

⚽️🐈‍⬛🦁🏈🐬🏀🪄

5-decade gamer
Backlogs (plural) can measure First Downs
Forge-world Tech Priest
Drowning in dice
Laura Bailey is my warlock patron
There's too much blood in my caffeine stream
Fun Fact: GP held that world record for gravity defying hair until the early 90s, when Col. Wm. F. Guile and Paul Phoenix began to duel over it for decades - until Phoenix just couldn’t get it up anymore.

Then Capt. Christopher Pike had a Vulcan makeover and blew them all out of the running anyway.
December 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Oh, but you have nooooooooo idea. I saw this physical slurry on sale today…
December 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
And not a bad way to pay tribute to him either.

WIIIIIIIIISE MEEEEEEEEEN
SAAAAAAAAAAAAY…
December 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hey America.

YOUR “PRESIDENT” IS A FAT FILTHY ORANGE FASCIST PAEDOPHILE.

The world is NOT with you. It is half LAUGHING at you and half shaking its head in complete disbelief that you could subject yourself to this vile abuser not once, but TWICE.

RELEASE THE ENTIRE UNREDACTED #EPSTEINFILES NOW.
December 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Let nobody ever forget that we all live in a Gary Rowell World.

A Gary Rowell World.

A Gary Rowell World.

See you in the stars, you absolute legend. #SAFC #RIP
December 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
December 13, 2025 at 9:14 AM
December 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Ratt had a knack for doing that, didn't he - although to be fair, some of them were effectively the same game shopped to three different companies...!
December 11, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Liam O’Brien, Taliesin Jaffe or Travis Willingham would probably be good as well.

Critter checking in - this clip is Liam’s Cuddlefish & Taliesin’s Vicious Mockery; look up Travis’s internal monologue of Jester’s crimson weasel, Sprinkle.

Apologies for the bearded cabbage. We don’t talk about him.
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Six years ago today, she continued the joyride into the stars.

Miss you always, Marie. Lena did you proud last week.

#Roxette #FuckCancer 🦋
December 9, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Here, this is for you. Not her.
December 9, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I went to a gig at Wembley Arena on Monday, and I used this:
December 5, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Snoop Doggo.
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Hello there, old friend. I’ve come to complete my hat trick - 1991, 2011, 2025.

I’m here to honour Marie & Pelle, look to a brighter future - and Rox the Hell Out.

Let’s do this 🇸🇪 #Roxette
December 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
@thedrawplay.com ESPN could have been a bit clearer on this one. No word of Minkah going 103 yards.
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Do do doo dooo
Do do do do dooo
Do do doo dooo
Do do do do do do dooo…
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Same reason Per & Marie didn’t call their 2012 album Two-rism.

Just over a week away from my third Wembley Arena gig. Lena could never replace Marie, but from listening to the new single she’s not trying to.
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Aw, fuck.
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Just two more months to endure…
October 30, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere

For me, like many others, The Boss didn't appear on my radar until Born In The USA. This story, the creation of the Nebraska album, is a compelling tale of how depression can take hold of anyone.

Jeremy Allen White is an excellent Bruce, bursting with energy… ⏭️
October 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
We told the world that almost 40 years ago.
October 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’m of the days when arcades all looked like Flynn’s. Wall-to-wall stand-ups. The sit-ins were epic. HYDRAULIC SPACE HARRIER, for crying out loud. Look it up.

Now? Ye actual gods.

Connect 4 basketball. Giant Hungry Hungry Hippos. A fidget spinner. This Monopoly monstrosity is 15ft tall AND WIDE.
October 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM