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Whirlwound
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Critter, QI-tter, 8-Bitter
N/A / Irrelevant; nobody's looking anyway.

⚽️🐈‍⬛🦁🏈🐬🏀🪄

5-decade gamer
Backlogs (plural) can measure First Downs
Forge-world Tech Priest
Drowning in dice
Laura Bailey is my warlock patron
There's too much blood in my caffeine stream
Hey America.

YOUR “PRESIDENT” IS A FAT FILTHY ORANGE FASCIST PAEDOPHILE.

The world is NOT with you. It is half LAUGHING at you and half shaking its head in complete disbelief that you could subject yourself to this vile abuser not once, but TWICE.

RELEASE THE ENTIRE UNREDACTED #EPSTEINFILES NOW.
December 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Let nobody ever forget that we all live in a Gary Rowell World.

A Gary Rowell World.

A Gary Rowell World.

See you in the stars, you absolute legend. #SAFC #RIP
December 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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"Keeping the Dream Alive" is OUT TODAY!
👉https://orcd.co/keepthedream

It's supporting The Clark Family's Christmas Light Display fundraising for the "Tiny Toes" (neonatal and special care baby units) campaign of East Kent Hospitals Charity. Please download and share far & wide 🎄🎶❤️
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
@unsportsmanlike.bsky.social I'm going to Japan at New Years - Tokyo, Osaka, Himeji Castle, Hiroshima, Nara, Ōkunoshima, Kyoto, Nagoya, Hamamatsu, Sendai... buzzed beyond belief.

@Canty DUDE YOU DID NOT JUST CALL YOUR WIFE THAT.
December 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Aldi are giving their staff Christmas Day & Boxing Day off, as they close their stores on both days, along with New Year’s Day.

As are Lidl.
As are Home Bargains.
As are Poundland.

Other chains expect staff to spend £88 on taxis to go in on Boxing Day and not even make HALF that amount back.
December 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Six years ago today, she continued the joyride into the stars.

Miss you always, Marie. Lena did you proud last week.

#Roxette #FuckCancer 🦋
December 9, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Ah yes, constantly shifting, near-amorphous accounts of what happened with the fishing boat double-tap.

Sure sign of a pathological liar. The entire Drümpf administration wouldn’t know truth if it belted any of’em upside the head with a house brick.

Keep your receipts, America. Gonna need’em all.
'Stories don't stack up': Pete Hegseth's latest spin on boat attack blown out of the water
The latest explanation coming out of the Pentagon over the secondary attack on survivors on a purported drug boat in response to "Kill them all" orders from Defense Department Secretary Pete Hegseth w...
www.rawstory.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Hello there, old friend. I’ve come to complete my hat trick - 1991, 2011, 2025.

I’m here to honour Marie & Pelle, look to a brighter future - and Rox the Hell Out.

Let’s do this 🇸🇪 #Roxette
December 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
@thedrawplay.com ESPN could have been a bit clearer on this one. No word of Minkah going 103 yards.
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Listening to the Dolphins-Ain’ts game as I head out to a couple of days in London, for a gig at Wembley Arena.

Makes me think of my last NFL clash at Wembley. Against N’Awlins.

We got hoofed 20-0; not even our worst shutout of 2017.

Bit different now. 16-0 up at the half.

WHO DAT NOW, ASSHOLES?!
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Reposted by Whirlwound
Not thousands. Millions. Millions of protesters from around the world want Trump out of power. That's the world Donald. The world.
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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When asked about the death of a W. Virginia National Guardsman, the President of the United States bragged about his electoral margin in her state.

When asked about the shooter, he called the reporter a stupid person.

Please stop holding quarter for anyone supporting this monstrous piece of shit.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Do do doo dooo
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November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild

Fox
Rabbit
Dolphin
Squirrel (red x3)
Peacock

(FTR, I like to imagine this is the question that elicited the response ‘person, woman, man, camera, TV”.)
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild

Fox
Roe deer
Weasel
Adder
Frog
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild

Kestrel
Hedgie
Fox
Slow Worm (looks like a snake – is neither a worm nor a snake)
Badger
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 AM
So the Fat Orange Fascist Fucktard gets a National Guard specialist killed with his shitty deployments against US citizens, but he can only “conceive” of attending her funeral, being far more bothered about how many other WV people he fucked over.

If I was Sarah’s family, I’d tell him to fuck off.
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?

TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
How Do You Want To Do This, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Aw, fuck.
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 AM
So apparently, if buses don’t turn up when they say they’re going to, get cancelled, AND rock up comedically late, meaning you get to work a whole half hour AFTER you’re meant to start - that’s YOUR FAULT.

Can someone please MAKE. THIS. ABSOLUTE. BONK. EYED. BULLSHIT. MAKE. SENSE.
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Some folk have just made it very clear this evening which side of the ball they’re on.

I don’t need that kind of poison. Nobody does.
November 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
@maegodhavemercy.com Are you still having your 3D printer issues? Been pinging things off a pal who prints, and he asked if you've checked drivers and/or tried different software (Akura, Pusher?)… what you're using might possibly be sending an incorrect G-code to the printer? ('s all Finnish to me…)
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Predator: Badlands

Not terrible, but I doubt director Dan Trachtenberg intended this to be as much of a comedy as I found it.

Dek the chibi-Yautja, having tasked himself with hunting down an unkillable creature on a known hellworld, finds himself clanless, a brother down and fighting to survive. ⏩️
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
When you sleep even less than an evil sociopathic hag who was absolutely hell-the-actual-fuck-bent on obliterating the British welfare state in the 1980s…
do you know how bad your work-life balance has gotta be when even your political enemies are worried enough about your health and are telling you that you should get more sleep
Two hours a night: Japan PM’s sleep schedule prompts concerns about work-life balance
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM