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hi, i'm sam | commie sympathizer | big fan of philosophy | cautious optimist | he/him | my twitter is @samthenightowl if you wanna better grasp my vibes

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a lot of liberals are following me here and i all want you to know that i am a commie sympathizer and communism would be awesome to have
i'm just glad everyone had a fun time at the oval office today, except the fox news/OANN news reporters
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Gay guy and his dad who is way too eager to be supportive and is embarrassing his son with his enthusiasm.
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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I love it when boys come together online to celebrate the accomplishments of women. What an honor to have earned a PhD in 2025 and to receive such positive support from the online community.
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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if i were president id smoke on air force 1 and if any press tried to bum a smoke id give them one and then have the secret service arrest them for smoking on a plane
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
magazines had countdown timers for emma watson and other female celebs for when they'd turn 18. in the 2000s
I feel like maybe it’s a function of everyone online being born in 2002 but I don’t think most people realize how openly and explicitly pedophilic american culture was until like… maybe 10 years ago
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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& if they are obvious omissions, just keep banging on about those

it was the 'gap in the tapes' as much as the tapes that undermined nixon
lot of people on this app seem really committed to the notion that nothing damaging will come out of the Epstein files.

let yourself hope a little! it’s free!
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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He's going to stop having press on Air Force One lol.

She's asking because he's on a plane and can't run away.

They're going to fix that.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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feel old yet? the stranger things kids are 47
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
do you know how bad your work-life balance has gotta be when even your political enemies are worried enough about your health and are telling you that you should get more sleep
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Literally imagine how history would be if the Clintons weren't in the party and Trump could have actually been attacked on Epstein without the other candidate being implicated too lol
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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it's so dumb to talk about bipartisanship as an end unto itself because political parties are not supposed to want to work with each other if they can help it. you're not supposed to wanna work with your opponents. you want to accomplish as much of your agenda as possible
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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i think were gonna have the political will to straight up jail these people after this falls apart
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Israeliboos really don't know how to do American persuasion when it doesn't have complete cultural dominance on its side and it's very telling.
i try not to be hyperbolic but this NY daily news editorial board piece saying mayor-elect mamdani better support israel OR ELSE is one of the most appalling things i’ve ever read
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
"i wish andrew cuomo the best only in private life" is such a cold-ass line from zohran lmao
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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2026 Primary Woke Wave
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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California knows how to party
*NEWSOM-BACKED CALIFORNIA REDISTRICTING MEASURE PASSES: AP
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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it never feels right when something good happens. we aren’t supposed to have hope at all
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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For real God said Dick’s time is over, Zohran’s time has begun
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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If Jones wins it means he has a mandate to put Republicans in camps. Listen to the voters.
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
honestly kinda funny how quickly mamdani won it. no drama to the election. just quickly crushed cuomo like a cockroach
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
the new york times projects that mamdani has won. it's official.
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
new york times hasn't done this yet, but their reporting shows mamdani absolutely slaughtering cuomo lmao
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM