I feel like if you’ve seen one you’ve seen em all

I don’t care about pictures of sea anemones. Clams are just rocks with white tongues inside them. Horses are okay for petting and riding but I don’t care about pictures of them. Fish can stay but they’re on thin fucking ice

I like ones with animals on them. GOOD ones

You might not know this, but that’s not how our calendars work

At first I thought “skrunkly” being in all caps was excessive, but I pretty quickly turned around. You’re right. Completely and totally SKRUNKLY

They’re closed? That doesn’t make sense. Don’t they know you want orange chicken??

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Those greasy chow mein noodles are the ropes that hold this country in place

Hey we all like Panda Express to a certain degree

I went Korean barbecue yesterday, and it was way better than getting Chinese food from the restaurant owned by a Latino man like I did last year

I haven’t heard that but I’ve heard a goose’s wings make a weird sound while gliding. It sounded like if a machine gun could shoot feathers instead of bullets

805 till I die