Gabe
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My favorite animal is skeletons
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telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop
January 30, 2026 at 11:02 PM
telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop
Personally, I’ve always looked up to *checks notes* the government of Saudi Arabia
Tucker Carlson: "Saudi Arabia [...] is kind of a weirdly free place.”
Hillary Clinton: "The example that the kingdom is setting for the right kind of development [...] that is a very strong model for other parts of the world"
Quotes from a real estate conference in Riyadh
Hillary Clinton: "The example that the kingdom is setting for the right kind of development [...] that is a very strong model for other parts of the world"
Quotes from a real estate conference in Riyadh
Hillary Clinton and Tucker Carlson Walk Into a Saudi Real Estate Forum
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Personally, I’ve always looked up to *checks notes* the government of Saudi Arabia
I found out there’s a professional wrestler who goes by Sammi Chaos. I wanna do that too. GABRIEL CHAOS has a nice ring to it
January 27, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I found out there’s a professional wrestler who goes by Sammi Chaos. I wanna do that too. GABRIEL CHAOS has a nice ring to it
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Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
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And he WILL be brought to justice.
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:52 PM
And he WILL be brought to justice.
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
I like that liquid IV is sweet because then it’s like I get a little treat for drinking too much on a Thursday
January 23, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I like that liquid IV is sweet because then it’s like I get a little treat for drinking too much on a Thursday
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🧵ICE's tactics for arresting and holding observers and protestors is ever-shifting, and I'm hearing lots of different stories. Right now, my perspective is that these are your best practices:
January 22, 2026 at 2:38 AM
🧵ICE's tactics for arresting and holding observers and protestors is ever-shifting, and I'm hearing lots of different stories. Right now, my perspective is that these are your best practices:
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🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
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Dwayne Johnson Intrigued After Learning About Special Trophy For Good Actors https://theonion.com/dwayne-johnson-intrigued-after-learning-about-special-trophy-for-good-actors/
January 21, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Dwayne Johnson Intrigued After Learning About Special Trophy For Good Actors https://theonion.com/dwayne-johnson-intrigued-after-learning-about-special-trophy-for-good-actors/
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“Since you didn’t give me a peace prize I declare war on you” is the ultimate “you called me racist too many times, now I am racist”
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 5:25 AM
“Since you didn’t give me a peace prize I declare war on you” is the ultimate “you called me racist too many times, now I am racist”
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Block instantly.
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January 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Block instantly.
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I keep thinking I'm getting jumped into gangs, but they're just beating the shit out of me.
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I keep thinking I'm getting jumped into gangs, but they're just beating the shit out of me.
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Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars
January 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars
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I don't give a fuck what insipid slogan Democrats come up with about ICE. they are not coming to help the people or they would have by now. The ordinary people of Minneapolis have done more for our rights over the past week than elected Democrats have done in decades
January 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I don't give a fuck what insipid slogan Democrats come up with about ICE. they are not coming to help the people or they would have by now. The ordinary people of Minneapolis have done more for our rights over the past week than elected Democrats have done in decades
Maybe it’s because it’s extremely on the nose that people don’t seem to be pointing this out, but how fitting is it they murdered a woman whose name was literally “Good”
January 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Maybe it’s because it’s extremely on the nose that people don’t seem to be pointing this out, but how fitting is it they murdered a woman whose name was literally “Good”
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“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
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Love this from Guillermo del Toro
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Love this from Guillermo del Toro
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Impeach, convict, remove.
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Impeach, convict, remove.
Just saw a crow scratch his head with his foot like a dog? Is that new??
January 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Just saw a crow scratch his head with his foot like a dog? Is that new??
My pen won’t write so I shake it and it immediately explodes all over my shirt. I throw the pen out the window and it pops my car’s tire
January 2, 2026 at 8:17 AM
My pen won’t write so I shake it and it immediately explodes all over my shirt. I throw the pen out the window and it pops my car’s tire
I’m watching The Wire for the first time. Look how pretty this shot is. Obviously my cell phone camera doesn’t do it justice. Imagine this but twice as good
January 2, 2026 at 8:08 AM
I’m watching The Wire for the first time. Look how pretty this shot is. Obviously my cell phone camera doesn’t do it justice. Imagine this but twice as good