"They thought throwing a funeral on a Tuesday could stop me from being drunk and hungover." - my cousin at this funeral
December 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
"They thought throwing a funeral on a Tuesday could stop me from being drunk and hungover." - my cousin at this funeral
I know things suck, but have you ever heard Into You by Ariana Grande (2016)?
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I know things suck, but have you ever heard Into You by Ariana Grande (2016)?
I'm like two seconds from buying a Ford Windstar and painting my manifesto across the broad sides
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'm like two seconds from buying a Ford Windstar and painting my manifesto across the broad sides
Every day I'm so glad to find out that I don't know what something is
October 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Every day I'm so glad to find out that I don't know what something is
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it is always worth remembering that vance made a conscious decision to be a person of low character. he has eagerly contorted himself into evil for the sake of what amounts to a whiff of power.
This is an actual exchange from a VP who took an oath to defend the constitution and, as a citizen, is expected to abide by the law.
May we one day have accountability for the grotesque lawlessness of this regime.
May we one day have accountability for the grotesque lawlessness of this regime.
September 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
it is always worth remembering that vance made a conscious decision to be a person of low character. he has eagerly contorted himself into evil for the sake of what amounts to a whiff of power.
I just remembered about modes (math) and I think this is gonna be huge for me
April 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I just remembered about modes (math) and I think this is gonna be huge for me
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Good morning to people who understand tariffs & Kendrick’s performance only.
February 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Good morning to people who understand tariffs & Kendrick’s performance only.
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to quote the great Nancy Pelosi, “this is not an attempt to ban TikTok, it’s an attempt to make TikTok better. Tic-tac-toe: a winner. A winner.”
January 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
to quote the great Nancy Pelosi, “this is not an attempt to ban TikTok, it’s an attempt to make TikTok better. Tic-tac-toe: a winner. A winner.”
Uncle Buck style direction 2025
December 21, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Uncle Buck style direction 2025
Hurry up it's time to suffer
September 12, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Hurry up it's time to suffer
In my Flowers For Algernon era.
May 2, 2024 at 7:01 PM
In my Flowers For Algernon era.
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I try to remember that whenever we talk about how much of a fucked up horror show the world is, what we mean is that the world is full of good people being wronged and beauty being destroyed, that we risk losing all of it—not a denial of the good in the world but its affirmation.
December 25, 2023 at 4:28 PM
I try to remember that whenever we talk about how much of a fucked up horror show the world is, what we mean is that the world is full of good people being wronged and beauty being destroyed, that we risk losing all of it—not a denial of the good in the world but its affirmation.
My life is such that someone can say something to me about "your neighbor the skeleton lady" and I will have to guess which one.
September 6, 2023 at 4:32 PM
My life is such that someone can say something to me about "your neighbor the skeleton lady" and I will have to guess which one.
Only cried once during Oppenheimer but it's because I was still thinking about Barbie
August 21, 2023 at 12:31 AM
Only cried once during Oppenheimer but it's because I was still thinking about Barbie
We lived happily during the war, and looked amazing in diffusely lit selfies during AQI 168.
August 20, 2023 at 1:47 AM
We lived happily during the war, and looked amazing in diffusely lit selfies during AQI 168.