whizbang
@whizbang1.bsky.social
yeah im kind of a whizzer. a real whizologist. a whiz aficionado. a real whiz devotee. some might even say whiz addict. a practitioner of whiz
weaponized incontinence needs to be a thing. boss needs you in a meeting? piss yourself. arguing with your partner? piss yourself. getting mugged? piss yourself. what are they gunna do, get mad at you for pissing yourself? then piss yourself again
February 1, 2025 at 9:22 AM
weaponized incontinence needs to be a thing. boss needs you in a meeting? piss yourself. arguing with your partner? piss yourself. getting mugged? piss yourself. what are they gunna do, get mad at you for pissing yourself? then piss yourself again
me when i fucking GET you
January 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
me when i fucking GET you
went to a new years party last night and a bunch of muslim guys were harassing and insulting my girlfriend so i almost got into a fight with them and a group of hindus came to my defense and then some amish kids on their rumspringa stepped in and deescalated
2025 is off to a weird
2025 is off to a weird
January 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
went to a new years party last night and a bunch of muslim guys were harassing and insulting my girlfriend so i almost got into a fight with them and a group of hindus came to my defense and then some amish kids on their rumspringa stepped in and deescalated
2025 is off to a weird
2025 is off to a weird
mayor of brapington called, he wants to give me the key to the city
December 29, 2024 at 4:37 PM
mayor of brapington called, he wants to give me the key to the city
i love jerking the shenis. im a gock sucking fiend
December 26, 2024 at 10:16 PM
i love jerking the shenis. im a gock sucking fiend
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all I want for christmas is a footjob
December 20, 2024 at 9:03 PM
all I want for christmas is a footjob
Unbothered. Smoking. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
December 18, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Unbothered. Smoking. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
this new guy just showed up but he seems chill so its whatever
December 11, 2024 at 2:28 AM
this new guy just showed up but he seems chill so its whatever
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[at a racetrack]
DATE: Which horse are you betting on?
ME: I don't have a horse in this race
DATE: That's fair
ANNOUNCER: [over speakers] Wow, folks, it looks like a large raccoon has just rolled onto the track
DATE: Which horse are you betting on?
ME: I don't have a horse in this race
DATE: That's fair
ANNOUNCER: [over speakers] Wow, folks, it looks like a large raccoon has just rolled onto the track
December 9, 2024 at 7:39 PM
[at a racetrack]
DATE: Which horse are you betting on?
ME: I don't have a horse in this race
DATE: That's fair
ANNOUNCER: [over speakers] Wow, folks, it looks like a large raccoon has just rolled onto the track
DATE: Which horse are you betting on?
ME: I don't have a horse in this race
DATE: That's fair
ANNOUNCER: [over speakers] Wow, folks, it looks like a large raccoon has just rolled onto the track
Bienvenido a Cuba mi amigo
December 8, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Bienvenido a Cuba mi amigo
watching the entire internet come together to celebrate the murder of an insurance ceo is the closest thing to a christmas miracle we've had in decades
December 6, 2024 at 5:48 PM
watching the entire internet come together to celebrate the murder of an insurance ceo is the closest thing to a christmas miracle we've had in decades
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October 23, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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“Lovecraftian horror”
My dude it’s tentacles. I can comprehend tentacles
My dude it’s tentacles. I can comprehend tentacles
October 16, 2024 at 6:44 PM
“Lovecraftian horror”
My dude it’s tentacles. I can comprehend tentacles
My dude it’s tentacles. I can comprehend tentacles
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idk how to explain it but this site feels warmer
October 17, 2024 at 2:42 AM
idk how to explain it but this site feels warmer