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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 2h

I should have gone with LGBNXTQ but I’ve already written so many replies

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 2h

To be fair to Zaria and Blake Monroe, I would also fight many women for Sol Ruca, the literal perfect woman

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 2h

Me: I won’t let the fed keep baiting me

Me when the bait is lowered:

a cartoon of patrick star with hooks in his mouth and the words does this look dangerous

ALT: a cartoon of patrick star with hooks in his mouth and the words does this look dangerous

media.tenor.com

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 2h

LGNXTBQ strikes again

Screenshot from Twitter of a quote tweet. The original tweet is from NXT wrestler Zaria and says “jealousy isn’t cute on you. Anyway here’s a cute photo of me and my girl ❤️” followed by a photo of Zaria picking up Sol Ruca. The quote tweet is from NXT wrestler Blake Monroe and says “Sol would be cute on me.”

These two women are having a gay off.

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 3h

Trying to start being a person who gets out of bed within 10 minutes of her alarm and it sucks actually

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 11h

This is such a beautiful and admirable display of hateration. Brings a tear to my eye.

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11h

Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 11h

God this goes hard

Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 12h

A photo like this is going to inspire an entire generation of girls to hoop even more.

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 20h

Now Freida look what you did you got aunt Dolly out here making proof of life videos (thank god tho)

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 21h

BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 1d

Four panel comic of someone creating cardboard monsters and fire and then being afraid of them

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 1d

It’s the newer, shittier sequel to the start of the year when we were all like “uhhhhh do we still have jobs?”

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 1d

If I’m using a day off to lay around you literally cannot stop me from telling everyone and being overjoyed

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 1d

The joys of federal employment

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 1d

Freida we can’t be doing shit like this rn

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 1d

chile....

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck you mean “admit”? I brag about that shit. I’ll tell everyone and they’ll be jealous as shit

Story that says “40% of millennials admit they’ve used paid vacation days to stay in bed”

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Danielle, spooky Current fan ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 1d

Dudes rock

Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 1d

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 1d

They’re saying she’s Her

JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 1d

Sol Ruca so casually athletic

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 1d

I am pro regular season pitch clock but feel it’s not necessary during post season (or should be extended). The heightened slow drama is what I want in October but in June I simply do not care

victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 1d

i’ve gone back and forth on the MLB pitch clock so much. ultimately i think ive concluded it’s woke nonsense

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 1d

Ah fuck no please I’m holding on by a thread here

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1d

Dolly Parton's sister is asking fans to "pray with me" amid the country music icon's health issues

Dolly Parton’s Sister Says ‘I Was Up All Night Praying’ Amid Country Icon’s Health Issues and Asks Fans to ‘Pray With Me’

Dolly Parton's sister Frieda is asking fans of the Queen of Country to "pray with me" amid Dolly's continued health struggles.

variety.com

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 1d

Lieutenants Rodney Farva and Peter Griffin are on the job

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 1d

Pete Hegseth’s elite task force

Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 1d

Devastating

Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 1d

Can y’all imagine the gold being left on the cutting room floor here?

Report: UNC scraps plans for Hulu documentary

UNC has scrapped plans for a documentary series with Hulu, according to a report from Inside Carolina, after the team's 2-3 start on the season.

www.espn.com

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 2d

At least I have my beloved Kansas City Current

NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 2d

Add another W to the column for KC 👏

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 2d

Just for the love of god no one tell Vlatko how that chiefs game ended

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 2d

pain

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 2d

this, 2014 andrew luck's fumble recovery, and marcus mariota's self-completion are the three most bewildering qb scramble touchdowns i've ever seen in the nfl. all three happened against the chiefs

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 2d

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD
Trevor Lawrence is something else

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kelsey but like spooky @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 2d

This is exactly what would transpire if you called me tonight

youtube.com/shorts/hKHZZ...

American Dad: Steve calling Stan. #americandad #cartoon #animation

YouTube video by GXT Plays

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