Thee Bluesky Bard
@whoareyou7.bsky.social
Prepare ye for a fate most dire
For lo, the golden age of ruin is upon us,
A time when all shall crumble, and hope doth expire
For lo, the golden age of ruin is upon us,
A time when all shall crumble, and hope doth expire
By God’s own wounds, naught stirreth in this place!
Stale and still,
Where silence reigns and nothing dares to burn.
Behold this Bluesky —
No jest, no spark, no strife to stir the blood —
Just hollow musings echoing in void.
Here lies the grave of talk. I ride to war!
Fare thee well…for now #Twitter
Stale and still,
Where silence reigns and nothing dares to burn.
Behold this Bluesky —
No jest, no spark, no strife to stir the blood —
Just hollow musings echoing in void.
Here lies the grave of talk. I ride to war!
Fare thee well…for now #Twitter
June 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
By God’s own wounds, naught stirreth in this place!
Stale and still,
Where silence reigns and nothing dares to burn.
Behold this Bluesky —
No jest, no spark, no strife to stir the blood —
Just hollow musings echoing in void.
Here lies the grave of talk. I ride to war!
Fare thee well…for now #Twitter
Stale and still,
Where silence reigns and nothing dares to burn.
Behold this Bluesky —
No jest, no spark, no strife to stir the blood —
Just hollow musings echoing in void.
Here lies the grave of talk. I ride to war!
Fare thee well…for now #Twitter
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Child Given First Stock To Learn About Losing Everything Early
Child Given First Stock To Learn About Losing Everything Early
HUNTINGTON, NY—Eagerly explaining to the 9-year-old that the investment was already down 11% since purchase, Marcus Aldaco reportedly gave his son Eddie his first stock Wednesday so the boy could lear...
theonion.com
June 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Child Given First Stock To Learn About Losing Everything Early
Would that the sun might haste his course, that Tuesday—and its gastrolette meat crescents—may bless mine eyes and serpent’s tongue once more!
#TACO #TACOTariffs #TACOTrade #TACOTuesdays
#TACO #TACOTariffs #TACOTrade #TACOTuesdays
May 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Would that the sun might haste his course, that Tuesday—and its gastrolette meat crescents—may bless mine eyes and serpent’s tongue once more!
#TACO #TACOTariffs #TACOTrade #TACOTuesdays
#TACO #TACOTariffs #TACOTrade #TACOTuesdays
Mine only query is this: why climbs not MicroStrategy higher upon Fortune’s wheel?
$MSTR #Bitcoin $BTC #MicroStrategy #Strategy
$MSTR #Bitcoin $BTC #MicroStrategy #Strategy
May 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Mine only query is this: why climbs not MicroStrategy higher upon Fortune’s wheel?
$MSTR #Bitcoin $BTC #MicroStrategy #Strategy
$MSTR #Bitcoin $BTC #MicroStrategy #Strategy
Quickly, my heart, swiftly go with all thy might!
May 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Quickly, my heart, swiftly go with all thy might!
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Y’all may want to check to see if you are following Jake Tapper @jaketapper.bsky.social here on Bluesky and if you are then unfollow him. He has 291,000 too many followers. Then pass it on.
May 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Y’all may want to check to see if you are following Jake Tapper @jaketapper.bsky.social here on Bluesky and if you are then unfollow him. He has 291,000 too many followers. Then pass it on.
May 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Set it from thy mind, trouble not thyself with such trifles! #NewarkMayor
I know it’s Newark but I’m using poetic licence so fuhgeddaboudit
May 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Set it from thy mind, trouble not thyself with such trifles! #NewarkMayor
Up, cursed thing! Why liest thou flat,
When fate doth cry, ‘Ascend!’? Art thou afeard
To grasp the crown that profit doth bestow?
I bid thee rise, or like the Thane betrayed,
Be dashed 'gainst stones of ruin and despair!
Even the witches spoke of greener days—
So move, or be accursed forevermore!
May 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Up, cursed thing! Why liest thou flat,
When fate doth cry, ‘Ascend!’? Art thou afeard
To grasp the crown that profit doth bestow?
I bid thee rise, or like the Thane betrayed,
Be dashed 'gainst stones of ruin and despair!
Even the witches spoke of greener days—
So move, or be accursed forevermore!
Both pontiffs, one living, one dead, turn with scornéd eye and spit their sacred scorn upon that pock-mark’d toad, that puff’d and paltry tyrant, round as vice and twice as vile. #PopeLeo #PopeFrancis #Pope #NewPopeSameAsTheOldPope
May 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Both pontiffs, one living, one dead, turn with scornéd eye and spit their sacred scorn upon that pock-mark’d toad, that puff’d and paltry tyrant, round as vice and twice as vile. #PopeLeo #PopeFrancis #Pope #NewPopeSameAsTheOldPope
Trade deals. Lol. This fate shall ne’er unfold. Not in a thousand dreams nor under heaven’s eye.
May 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Trade deals. Lol. This fate shall ne’er unfold. Not in a thousand dreams nor under heaven’s eye.
April 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
In sooth, the lady’s purse was not stol’n, but lost — as errantly she hath avouch’d. Her effects, cast adrift, were anon espied and taken up by one sworn 'gainst this realm in enmity. Her visage transformed by sorcery. #Noem #TheDevilHimself
April 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
In sooth, the lady’s purse was not stol’n, but lost — as errantly she hath avouch’d. Her effects, cast adrift, were anon espied and taken up by one sworn 'gainst this realm in enmity. Her visage transformed by sorcery. #Noem #TheDevilHimself
O noble hearts, lend ear!
A brave people is doomed tonight, not for sin, but for standing 'gainst a tyrant’s will.
The writ is false, the charge a White House-wrought lie.
Ukraine bears no guilt but truth—and for that, they seek its demise. Who will rise to defy this evil decree?
A brave people is doomed tonight, not for sin, but for standing 'gainst a tyrant’s will.
The writ is false, the charge a White House-wrought lie.
Ukraine bears no guilt but truth—and for that, they seek its demise. Who will rise to defy this evil decree?
'Why didn't they fight for it?' Trump shames Ukraine for letting Russia take Crimea
President Donald Trump took aim at Volodymyr Zelensky in a lengthy Truth Social post Wednesday after Ukraine's president said his country would not "legally recognize" the Russian occupation of Crimea...
www.rawstory.com
April 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
O noble hearts, lend ear!
A brave people is doomed tonight, not for sin, but for standing 'gainst a tyrant’s will.
The writ is false, the charge a White House-wrought lie.
Ukraine bears no guilt but truth—and for that, they seek its demise. Who will rise to defy this evil decree?
A brave people is doomed tonight, not for sin, but for standing 'gainst a tyrant’s will.
The writ is false, the charge a White House-wrought lie.
Ukraine bears no guilt but truth—and for that, they seek its demise. Who will rise to defy this evil decree?
Hark! Dull-witted coinmongers, loathsome as lice in a beggar’s beard, strutted like peacocks drunk on gain. But alas, the pox-ridden cockscomb of Mar-a-Lago slips on his own codpiece. The futures puke their pride in disgust.
April 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Hark! Dull-witted coinmongers, loathsome as lice in a beggar’s beard, strutted like peacocks drunk on gain. But alas, the pox-ridden cockscomb of Mar-a-Lago slips on his own codpiece. The futures puke their pride in disgust.
Even hell doth sound its mirth when fools do fall.
NEW YORK (AP) - Jury finds that The New York Times did not libel former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin in a 2017 editorial.
April 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Even hell doth sound its mirth when fools do fall.
I dost naught but win, win, win — let the heavens bear witness!
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April 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I dost naught but win, win, win — let the heavens bear witness!
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Sometimes, Bluesky doth lie in slumb’rous hush, where nothing lives but yawns and idle air. Just sayin’
April 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Sometimes, Bluesky doth lie in slumb’rous hush, where nothing lives but yawns and idle air. Just sayin’
Hark! Bluesky hath flown past thee—5 and 30 million strong. Where tf wast thou when Bluesky did breach these clouds? Didst thou scroll TikTok like a common knave? Lo, even thy mother’s cat hath a Bluesky now. Prithee, what say thee?
Bluesky currently has 35,000,590 users 😀
Approximately 0.32 new users are joining per second
In the last hour 1,169 users have joined with a total of 39,978 in the last 24 hours
Bluesky could hit the next million in 24 Days, 23 Hours based on the last 24h
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#bluesky
Approximately 0.32 new users are joining per second
In the last hour 1,169 users have joined with a total of 39,978 in the last 24 hours
Bluesky could hit the next million in 24 Days, 23 Hours based on the last 24h
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#bluesky
April 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Hark! Bluesky hath flown past thee—5 and 30 million strong. Where tf wast thou when Bluesky did breach these clouds? Didst thou scroll TikTok like a common knave? Lo, even thy mother’s cat hath a Bluesky now. Prithee, what say thee?
Behold, the wheels of commerce do groan and falter! The proud tower of gain descendeth some 700 cubits hence—weeeeeeee—a merry shriek from gold’s ghost, ere it vanish 'neath the tempest of fear!
Zounds! I twirl towards ruin, my pockets emptied mid-flight!
#Dow #Nasdafuq #Nasdaq #MarketCrash
Zounds! I twirl towards ruin, my pockets emptied mid-flight!
#Dow #Nasdafuq #Nasdaq #MarketCrash
April 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Behold, the wheels of commerce do groan and falter! The proud tower of gain descendeth some 700 cubits hence—weeeeeeee—a merry shriek from gold’s ghost, ere it vanish 'neath the tempest of fear!
Zounds! I twirl towards ruin, my pockets emptied mid-flight!
#Dow #Nasdafuq #Nasdaq #MarketCrash
Zounds! I twirl towards ruin, my pockets emptied mid-flight!
#Dow #Nasdafuq #Nasdaq #MarketCrash
Bluesky draweth nigh to 5 and 30 million souls! Still a modest throng compared to the quarter billion that doth swell Twitter’s gaseous ranks. Bid thy kin and comrades this—let them not delay to claim their place upon the skies of blue, lest they be left in silence and shadow.
Bluesky currently has 34,822,056 users 😀
Approximately 0.37 new users are joining per second
In the last hour 1,328 users have joined with a total of 35,981 in the last 24 hours
Bluesky could hit the next million in 4 Days, 22 Hours based on the last 24h
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#bluesky
Approximately 0.37 new users are joining per second
In the last hour 1,328 users have joined with a total of 35,981 in the last 24 hours
Bluesky could hit the next million in 4 Days, 22 Hours based on the last 24h
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#bluesky
April 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Bluesky draweth nigh to 5 and 30 million souls! Still a modest throng compared to the quarter billion that doth swell Twitter’s gaseous ranks. Bid thy kin and comrades this—let them not delay to claim their place upon the skies of blue, lest they be left in silence and shadow.
When I have seen such interchange of state,
Or state itself confounded to decay;
Ruin hath taught me thus to ruminate,
That Time will come and take mah Benjamins away
Or state itself confounded to decay;
Ruin hath taught me thus to ruminate,
That Time will come and take mah Benjamins away
April 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
When I have seen such interchange of state,
Or state itself confounded to decay;
Ruin hath taught me thus to ruminate,
That Time will come and take mah Benjamins away
Or state itself confounded to decay;
Ruin hath taught me thus to ruminate,
That Time will come and take mah Benjamins away