Hi guys :)) I am a twitch streamer (twitch.tv/whoishenss) who likes to curse a lot, is LGBTQ+,420, alcohol, Nic friendly <3 looking for new friends and moots :3 I play mainly fps games and Minecraft and dress to impress🩵if this community sounds like a good place for you please consider a follow!<3

You will feel sleepy, you will do as I say! 😊

Cat: You don't understand, you must let me out into the world, I yearn to be free and unfettered by domesticity

Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR

Horror video game protagonists coming across ammo early in the game before scary stuff has happened:

“Huh, just some ammo lying around in the only kitchen drawer I can open. Well, that’s not ominous. I don’t even have a gun but I guess I’ll put it in my pocket for noooooo reason.”

"My mommie protects me because she loves me."

can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no