smut court jester
@whomperstomp.bsky.social
faint jingling, followed by a loud thud
asking my cat why the hell she keeps dragging her water bowl as she drinks from it
February 2, 2026 at 4:11 AM
asking my cat why the hell she keeps dragging her water bowl as she drinks from it
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January 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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recently discovered that in dwarf fortress your dwarves can randomly be intensely gripped by the need to produce something creative. they will obsessively think about this. and if you don't satisfy it they might flip out and kill someone. As a creative I'm unironically a big fan of this portrayal
January 22, 2026 at 12:12 AM
recently discovered that in dwarf fortress your dwarves can randomly be intensely gripped by the need to produce something creative. they will obsessively think about this. and if you don't satisfy it they might flip out and kill someone. As a creative I'm unironically a big fan of this portrayal
the fact that i am on the final fucking boss of silksong after all this time is SURREAL to me
January 20, 2026 at 10:21 PM
the fact that i am on the final fucking boss of silksong after all this time is SURREAL to me
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January 19, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
it's the big day
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January 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
how is he SOOOOO cute wtf?!
January 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
how is he SOOOOO cute wtf?!
man toast is so good.
January 11, 2026 at 2:27 AM
man toast is so good.
why are my guts dying
January 11, 2026 at 2:08 AM
why are my guts dying
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“who do you picture yourself as in the ship?” oh neither of them, i’m in the cuck chair
January 8, 2026 at 1:03 PM
“who do you picture yourself as in the ship?” oh neither of them, i’m in the cuck chair
my father's greatest power is knowing exactly when someone in the house needs to use the bathroom and then immediately taking it himself for 30 minutes
January 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
my father's greatest power is knowing exactly when someone in the house needs to use the bathroom and then immediately taking it himself for 30 minutes
But my mom is taking me to the bookstore later c:
January 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
But my mom is taking me to the bookstore later c:
interview got cancelled pending rescheduling 12 minutes before it was set to happen!!!! fuck off!
January 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
interview got cancelled pending rescheduling 12 minutes before it was set to happen!!!! fuck off!
phone interview on thursday orz
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
phone interview on thursday orz
i would like to win one of the fancy prizes from the winter reading challenge draw... little a luck for grim?
January 6, 2026 at 4:15 AM
i would like to win one of the fancy prizes from the winter reading challenge draw... little a luck for grim?
here i am trying to eat a banana in peace while my dog keeps sitting, standing up, and sitting again more forcefully to try and earn a piece
January 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
here i am trying to eat a banana in peace while my dog keeps sitting, standing up, and sitting again more forcefully to try and earn a piece
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why do my legs hurt so fucking much
December 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
why do my legs hurt so fucking much
i've been hunting for a new backpack and then the omori neighbor's room backpack came back in stock!!! perfect ;u;
December 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
i've been hunting for a new backpack and then the omori neighbor's room backpack came back in stock!!! perfect ;u;