Mitch Wolfe
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User #15,121,600 -Easily amused -Not that interesting -Have a very dumb sense of humor -In need of corrections if I misunderstand -And I have a Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/whrwlfthrwlf/
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I think whimsy and fun are things to be loved.
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the theory I’m laying out in nested threads fixes Star Wars in terms of “how does it make any sense“ because it sets up that the New Republic‘s heroes basically were on a side quest for the sequel trilogy and positioned to return and fix everything
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and to like emphasize

I mentioned that if you know a hippie guy who basically thinks the Force is real, like George Lucas, his wife is a pagan who basically thinks the Dathomiri Ways are real

That character is canon and the protagonist of the current main video game series
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Deleted post becuase I named the wrong movie

Restating: I think that Rise of Skywalker was supposed to have Leia POV scenes that would have explained that there was some kind of feminine Force ability that Leia knew that could keep people alive, which is how the resurrections worked
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"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
Hannie Schaft, a Dutch resistance fighter in WW2, known for seducing and killing Nazis.
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Here’s how I bet Ahsoka S2 ends

someone has a premonition of the destruction of the Jedi (again). Din is like “Grogu is too important to die, I’m a dad”. so Grogu and some other Jedi are sent outside the Galaxy,while Ahsoka foresees that Luke will be able to train Kylo and Rey to protect the Galaxy
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He survived encountering the Ark and turned to religion for real.
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"Ok mister dead guy, cool if I lead?"
Olivia Cooke in House of the Dragon, quoting Ready Player One.
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"The death sentence is not a foregone conclusion. Don't worry."
Tom Hanks in Pinocchio (2022), quoting Bridge of Spies.
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"The people elected me to represent them, to lead them, and I lead. You ought to try it."
Tommy Lee Jones in Batman Forever, quoting Lincoln.
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"So you thought you'd sneak in an' catch me with me trousers down, eh?"
Andy Serkis as Gollum in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, quoting The Adventures of Tintin.
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"How much of human life is lost in waiting?"
John Hurt in The Osterman Weekend, quoting Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
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"How long into pregnancy are you supposed to stop having sex?"
Eric Bana in The Other Boleyn Girl, quoting Munich.
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"Ok, enough of the "Ray" shit! It"s "Dad," or "Sir!" Or if you want, "Mr. Ferrier."... That sounds a little weird to me but you decide."
Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder, quoting War of the Worlds (2005).
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"I just keep injesting these poisonous men until I make myself sick."
Catherine Zeta-Jones in Wednesday, quoting The Terminal.
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"You're a romantic. Men like us are nothing without the women we love. I must confess, I'm guilty of the same foolish whimsy."
Martin Sheen in Spawn, quoting Catch Me If You Can.
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"The oracle isn't where the power is, anyway. The power's always been with the priests, even if they had to invent the oracle."
Colin Farrell in The Penquin, quoting Minority Report.
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"Back home, I tell people what I do for a living and they think well, now that figures. But over here, it's a big, a big mystery. So, I guess I've changed some. Sometimes I wonder if I've changed so much my wife is even going to recognize me, whenever it is that I get back to her."
Tom Hanks in Toy Story 4, quoting Saving Private Ryan.
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"Well, when I was an attorney, a long time ago, young man, I err... I realized, after much trial and error, that in the courtroom, whoever tells the best story wins. In un-lawyerlike fashion, I give you that scrap of wisdom free of charge."
Anthony Hopkins in The Silence of the Lambs, quoting Amistad.
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"I've worked around predators since I was 20 years old. Lions, jackals, hyenas... you."
Julianne Moore in Suburbicon, quoting The Lost World: Jurassic Park.
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"Stern, if this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I'll be very unhappy."
Liam Neeson in Taken, quoting Schindler's List.
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"Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth."
Laura Dern on Big Little Lies, quoting Jurassic Park.