Don Chicks-Hottie
@whyintheheck.bsky.social
she/they
McDLT and John Philip Sousa enthusiast. the astronauts left their poop on the moon. water is not wet.
McDLT and John Philip Sousa enthusiast. the astronauts left their poop on the moon. water is not wet.
people with ADHD are such good trans allies coz as soon as a trans person starts their social gender affirmation our terrible memories make us immediately forget their deadname, how they used to look, their job even though that probably isn’t changing. very adaptable, such allyship.
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
people with ADHD are such good trans allies coz as soon as a trans person starts their social gender affirmation our terrible memories make us immediately forget their deadname, how they used to look, their job even though that probably isn’t changing. very adaptable, such allyship.
oh man you ever had a sandwich you made a slightly above average effort on? oof daddy like.
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
oh man you ever had a sandwich you made a slightly above average effort on? oof daddy like.
sure sex is good but have you ever told a friend about the chores their kids volunteered or even begged to do at your house even though they refuse to do any chores at home?
December 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
sure sex is good but have you ever told a friend about the chores their kids volunteered or even begged to do at your house even though they refuse to do any chores at home?
The Mamas & The Papas listening to Twist and Shout: you know what would go SO HARD? this with none of the exuberance.
December 9, 2025 at 9:33 AM
The Mamas & The Papas listening to Twist and Shout: you know what would go SO HARD? this with none of the exuberance.
vocal stimming is so stupid coz what do you mean saying “up yours, woke moralists. we’ll see who cancels who” in Jordan Peterson’s whiny Kermit the Frog voice makes me feel calm and focused?
December 9, 2025 at 8:32 AM
vocal stimming is so stupid coz what do you mean saying “up yours, woke moralists. we’ll see who cancels who” in Jordan Peterson’s whiny Kermit the Frog voice makes me feel calm and focused?
“excuse me, sir, we have reason to believe a tiny anthropomorphic coyote had taken refuge in the boot of your car.”
December 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
“excuse me, sir, we have reason to believe a tiny anthropomorphic coyote had taken refuge in the boot of your car.”
stroke victims before toast was invented: me smell something delicious. something me could eat like 15 of without even thinking.
December 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
stroke victims before toast was invented: me smell something delicious. something me could eat like 15 of without even thinking.
the physical toll when I type 2026 without accidentally mistyping 2025 first.
December 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
the physical toll when I type 2026 without accidentally mistyping 2025 first.
do you think they ran out like “if anyone asks you what happened here today, tell them it was a crumble! not a pie, not a cobbler - crumble!! it’s a pun, a pun about democracy!”
December 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
do you think they ran out like “if anyone asks you what happened here today, tell them it was a crumble! not a pie, not a cobbler - crumble!! it’s a pun, a pun about democracy!”
me @ Mila Kunis in Wake Up Dead Man:
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
me @ Mila Kunis in Wake Up Dead Man:
lmao is the Oscar buzz in the room with us?
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 AM
lmao is the Oscar buzz in the room with us?
I simply do not understand why people think Kermit is at all dateable. yes he has attractive qualities, but look how he is in an actual relationship. won’t properly commit to Miss Piggy but also won’t be honest and say he’s not interested.
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I simply do not understand why people think Kermit is at all dateable. yes he has attractive qualities, but look how he is in an actual relationship. won’t properly commit to Miss Piggy but also won’t be honest and say he’s not interested.
tonight I went to Hofbräuhaus with some people from work and I ordered the chili cheese kransky and when I cut into it for the first time, it shot a geyser of genuinely spicy sausage juice into both my eyes and I just had to sit there like
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
tonight I went to Hofbräuhaus with some people from work and I ordered the chili cheese kransky and when I cut into it for the first time, it shot a geyser of genuinely spicy sausage juice into both my eyes and I just had to sit there like
dehydration headache AND needing to pee? at the same time?? life is a curse.
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 AM
dehydration headache AND needing to pee? at the same time?? life is a curse.
Big Dry Bean: can I offer you a cheap and delicious source of protein in these trying times?
me: wow yes this is amazing
BDB: ((some of the beans might actually be rocks))
me: what??
BDB: nothing, my pretty ((heh heh heh))
me: wow yes this is amazing
BDB: ((some of the beans might actually be rocks))
me: what??
BDB: nothing, my pretty ((heh heh heh))
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Big Dry Bean: can I offer you a cheap and delicious source of protein in these trying times?
me: wow yes this is amazing
BDB: ((some of the beans might actually be rocks))
me: what??
BDB: nothing, my pretty ((heh heh heh))
me: wow yes this is amazing
BDB: ((some of the beans might actually be rocks))
me: what??
BDB: nothing, my pretty ((heh heh heh))
everyone’s in favour of accommodations for neurodivergent people until I request the accommodation of everyone listening to the album I’m hyperfixated on in full without talking and then telling me it’s the best thing they’ve ever heard.
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 AM
everyone’s in favour of accommodations for neurodivergent people until I request the accommodation of everyone listening to the album I’m hyperfixated on in full without talking and then telling me it’s the best thing they’ve ever heard.
when Australian companies kick off their Black Friday sales
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
when Australian companies kick off their Black Friday sales
you: a fart
me, an intellectual:
me, an intellectual:
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 AM
you: a fart
me, an intellectual:
me, an intellectual:
Spotify DJ: hey I noticed you listened to that one Eskimo Joe song you remember from your teens coz it was on that one Triple J Hottest 100 CD. how about this other Eskimo Joe song from the same era?
me:
me:
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Spotify DJ: hey I noticed you listened to that one Eskimo Joe song you remember from your teens coz it was on that one Triple J Hottest 100 CD. how about this other Eskimo Joe song from the same era?
me:
me:
if I played Elvis in a movie, I would simply not let that affect my irl accent. sorry Austin Butler but I’m built different
November 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
if I played Elvis in a movie, I would simply not let that affect my irl accent. sorry Austin Butler but I’m built different
was telling my shrink some gossip today and she gave me one of these so obviously I can die happy now.
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
was telling my shrink some gossip today and she gave me one of these so obviously I can die happy now.
amidst the rising popularity of thermal printers (✨”iNkLeSs TeChNoLoGy”✨), literally nothing makes me madder than all the companies selling them as perfect for journaling, or note-taking during study without disclosing that the printouts aren’t PERMANENT.
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
amidst the rising popularity of thermal printers (✨”iNkLeSs TeChNoLoGy”✨), literally nothing makes me madder than all the companies selling them as perfect for journaling, or note-taking during study without disclosing that the printouts aren’t PERMANENT.
me: mum can we get F•R•I•E•N•D•S?
mum: we have F•R•I•E•N•D•S at home
F•R•I•E•N•D•S at home:
mum: we have F•R•I•E•N•D•S at home
F•R•I•E•N•D•S at home:
November 3, 2025 at 10:53 AM
me: mum can we get F•R•I•E•N•D•S?
mum: we have F•R•I•E•N•D•S at home
F•R•I•E•N•D•S at home:
mum: we have F•R•I•E•N•D•S at home
F•R•I•E•N•D•S at home:
I read one book about the real story of the Great Escape and now Audible thinks I’m a boomer dad with a WWII special interest 😩
October 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I read one book about the real story of the Great Escape and now Audible thinks I’m a boomer dad with a WWII special interest 😩
all along I’ve been like “leave the young people alone! we millennials have suffered too much at the hands of older generations to now judge those younger than us!” but them deciding that 6-7 is peak comedy when the much funnier 69 is only two numbers away may break me.
October 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
all along I’ve been like “leave the young people alone! we millennials have suffered too much at the hands of older generations to now judge those younger than us!” but them deciding that 6-7 is peak comedy when the much funnier 69 is only two numbers away may break me.