Yeah, dad was trying to explain luchadors to him, while James just kept yelling “she has a heart tail!!”

it was this one

you spelled it wrong

I had to take literally a dozen photos before he calmed down enough to look excited instead of deranged

yeah, I want that iron back!

Here’s another angle that shows off the red part he found the perfect pieces for!

yep, that sure looks like some homework I did 15 years ago

Like, if it’s super irregular, you’d need some kind of complicated equation for the boundary, and then do something with that

Vaguely reminds me of some stuff I did not absorb from multi-variable calculus

we weren’t even discussing physics or anything; all he’d been doing for the past 15 minutes was drawing pikmin-themed math problems while listening to the muppets sing bohemian rhapsody

send help

he's going through an edgelord phase right now though, so I can't risk him learning any actual swear words. it would be much less funny if he actually knew anything worse than "poopy"