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Who are you, and how did you find me?
Not sure who was humbled today when I needed an attendant’s help at the Lidl self checkout. Turns out, tomatoes are listed under vegetables in their system, not fruit.
December 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Not sure who was humbled today when I needed an attendant’s help at the Lidl self checkout. Turns out, tomatoes are listed under vegetables in their system, not fruit.
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Study: Average 19th-Century American Spent 93% Of Time Waving At Trains, Boats https://theonion.com/study-average-19th-century-american-spent-93-of-time-waving-at-trains-boats/
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Study: Average 19th-Century American Spent 93% Of Time Waving At Trains, Boats https://theonion.com/study-average-19th-century-american-spent-93-of-time-waving-at-trains-boats/
Every Auntie Anne’s at @atlairport.bsky.social charges different prices depending on the terminal. I saved about $1.50 getting my pretzel at Terminal B and not Terminal D 🥨
October 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Every Auntie Anne’s at @atlairport.bsky.social charges different prices depending on the terminal. I saved about $1.50 getting my pretzel at Terminal B and not Terminal D 🥨
No backsies
President Trump is in the United Kingdom for a rare second state visit that includes pageantry, policy and protests.
Horse-drawn carriages and a royal salute for Trump's unprecedented second state visit
President Trump is in the United Kingdom for a rare second state visit that includes pageantry, policy and protests.
n.pr
September 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
No backsies
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Tips For Apple Picking https://theonion.com/tips-for-apple-picking/
September 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Tips For Apple Picking https://theonion.com/tips-for-apple-picking/
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It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
September 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
My most “boy” trait is my habit of weekly visits to @baseball-reference.com to stare at random player pages. Today’s visit was inspired by the question “how many active players left played at Shea Stadium?” This gem was thrown by Rich Hill in 2005.
July 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
My most “boy” trait is my habit of weekly visits to @baseball-reference.com to stare at random player pages. Today’s visit was inspired by the question “how many active players left played at Shea Stadium?” This gem was thrown by Rich Hill in 2005.
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by = ✍️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
June 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
by = ✍️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
buy = 💵
bye = 👋
Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
I need a Trader Joe’s x Costco collab so I can buy the best Trader Joe’s snacks in bulk.
June 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I need a Trader Joe’s x Costco collab so I can buy the best Trader Joe’s snacks in bulk.
Every time an NBA player turns to a ref who just called a foul on him, he looks as if the ref just told him his wife’s been cheating on him with Brian Scalabrine.
May 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Every time an NBA player turns to a ref who just called a foul on him, he looks as if the ref just told him his wife’s been cheating on him with Brian Scalabrine.
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Go behind the scenes with Usher as he allowed The New York Times to see his process while writing a commencement speech for Emory University. Watch how he did it — from brainstorming to execution.
How Usher Writes a Commencement Speech
Usher told Emory’s Class of 2025 a story about himself that he has rarely shared. Here is how late-night brainstorming, careful editing and last-minute riffing led to that moment.
www.nytimes.com
May 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Go behind the scenes with Usher as he allowed The New York Times to see his process while writing a commencement speech for Emory University. Watch how he did it — from brainstorming to execution.
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Universities speak out against government ‘overreach,’ but South is more muted
Universities unite against government 'interference' but few from South join in
Hundreds of universities across the United States are speaking out for academic freedom, but few schools in the South have joined the opposition to the Trump adminsitration.
www.ajc.com
April 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Universities speak out against government ‘overreach,’ but South is more muted
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Mega Millions Raises Price Of Tickets To $5
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April 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Mega Millions Raises Price Of Tickets To $5
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Very happy to have (mostly) left this behind
March 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Very happy to have (mostly) left this behind
Asking for a friend
can a beard come to life
March 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Asking for a friend
Shouldn’t the second season of 1923 on Paramount+ just be called 1924?
February 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Shouldn’t the second season of 1923 on Paramount+ just be called 1924?
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These days, the closest I get to reliving the glory of Foursquare more than 10 years after it shut down is when I get a text from T-Mobile welcoming me to a new country after I’ve landed.
January 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
These days, the closest I get to reliving the glory of Foursquare more than 10 years after it shut down is when I get a text from T-Mobile welcoming me to a new country after I’ve landed.
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What a weird time. Hold onto your butts
January 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
What a weird time. Hold onto your butts
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why is rickrolling illegal
January 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
why is rickrolling illegal
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It’s happening! Tonight, MTA Chair & CEO Janno Lieber unveiled one of the signs at the entrance to the Congestion Relief Zone. Tolling begins at midnight.
Learn more: congestionreliefzone.mta.info
Learn more: congestionreliefzone.mta.info
January 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It’s happening! Tonight, MTA Chair & CEO Janno Lieber unveiled one of the signs at the entrance to the Congestion Relief Zone. Tolling begins at midnight.
Learn more: congestionreliefzone.mta.info
Learn more: congestionreliefzone.mta.info
Carrying over an old bird website tradition: it’s time for Jacob’s emoji of the year! Watch as I sum up 365.25 days-worth of events and memories into one small pixelated image.
December 31, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Carrying over an old bird website tradition: it’s time for Jacob’s emoji of the year! Watch as I sum up 365.25 days-worth of events and memories into one small pixelated image.
Sometimes the ad algorithm just works
December 31, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Sometimes the ad algorithm just works