I guess this means Pizza Express in Woking will lose it’s hard-earned Royal Warrant #PrinceAndrew #AndrewWindsor

DAME CHLOE KELLY

Is Prince of Darkness a hereditary title? #ozzyosbourne

BRING ON THE FINAL! #Lionesses

#FrankOut I thought I’d get in before the second game of the season and the #Spurs fans jump on the bandwagon.

Family flowers only.

I didn’t even know Paddington was a Catholic. Well done, young bear. Well done. #paddington #pope #whitesmoke

And only one idiot, Trump, wore his cheap blue suit/costume and not a respectful, dignified black suit.

Hey Phil, I’ve got two EasyJet tickets to Rome. Fancy a bit of queue-jumping fun at the Vatican?

It’s worth a go, if you ask me.

@jasonthejoker.bsky.social I’m going to have to miss Open Mic tonight. I have a cold and don’t want to be the one who finally finishes-off Pinky.

It’s not exactly the bravest thing I’ve ever done, but I’ve just deactivated my Twitter, until that melted welly of a moron no longer has any control

Hey BlueSky, we just joined, and it turns out our follower count is colder than an unlit firepit. 🥶 Help us turn up the heat!

If you love firepits, flames, and the occasional totally lit pun 😬🔥, we’re your people.

🔥 Follow now, or forever hold your marshmallows. 🔥 #NewHere #FirepitFam #LetsGetLit

26 months! He’s just gonna have to suck it up.

If there is one thing Gullus knows about, it is how to win an election.

How the current unrest in the UK started…

Tim Walz has strong Jerry Gergich vibes. It’s a good thing.