He is Tati from Los Espookys. I never saw it before.

I am legitimately as sad as my 7 year old was when she learned that red dye no 3 was banned yesterday. I want to cry as hard as she did.

Thank you, Ueck. Great talent, great comedy, great memories.

Trouble is - these are the ones with the keys to the glass.

I'm trying to find the date of this news story by context. So far, it's just about any year dating back even before 1902...

I feel attacked here.

In fairness, 1300 pounds are also dolphin meat.

Their siege engines do nothing against an army of garter snakes. In theory. I'm still trying to gather that army.

The most effective antidote to homegrown terrorists is for people to feel heard and a part of society. Be it mental health, physical health, or material health - if people feel like society is something they aren't a part of, they're more likely to attack it - including actual attacks. Like these.

If you get brown soles, they actually look used, too.

So the return to full-on 19th Century Colonialism is now being spoken out loud? We don't have to pretend that's not what he's saying?

New wave medicine: we're letting God choose. Unless, of course, you have the premium plan.

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social - ever feel like reality has gone so haywire that there may not be a need for fiction as entertainment at some point?

We've upped our aid package from the one we gave those suffering in Sudan. This one has far more publicity.

@deesnider.bsky.social

(you have a now 8 y/o fan)

Holding... wine... right?