ugh me sowing vs me reaping about how i tell everyone to eat raw garlic when they have a cold and now i have to eat raw garlic to prove i truly believe in it.
December 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ugh me sowing vs me reaping about how i tell everyone to eat raw garlic when they have a cold and now i have to eat raw garlic to prove i truly believe in it.
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i do not like being sick. it’s different for me than it is for other people. i am uniquely unsuited to being sick. it’s because i’m annoying.
December 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i do not like being sick. it’s different for me than it is for other people. i am uniquely unsuited to being sick. it’s because i’m annoying.
i wish desperately to know more about the person in front of me on a flight yesterday doing a full makeup look while watching the kurt russell christmas movie. curling your eyelashes on a plane while watching santa on dec 29. what’s going on there.
December 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
i wish desperately to know more about the person in front of me on a flight yesterday doing a full makeup look while watching the kurt russell christmas movie. curling your eyelashes on a plane while watching santa on dec 29. what’s going on there.
instagram is crazy. people have to stop facetuning their babies.
December 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
instagram is crazy. people have to stop facetuning their babies.
i want to hang out with this guy but he is across the country. this sucks ass.
December 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i want to hang out with this guy but he is across the country. this sucks ass.
me: wow. being back in nj is so weird. i feel like a visitor in a foreign land. i must really be a californian now.
my current husband: you sound and act like tony soprano.
my current husband: you sound and act like tony soprano.
December 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
me: wow. being back in nj is so weird. i feel like a visitor in a foreign land. i must really be a californian now.
my current husband: you sound and act like tony soprano.
my current husband: you sound and act like tony soprano.
i injured my posting thumb. some of you may be celebrating. i will not let this stop me but just know that’s going on in the background.
December 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i injured my posting thumb. some of you may be celebrating. i will not let this stop me but just know that’s going on in the background.
my grandma calls christmas crackers “poppers” and when my uncle called said that the whole family was doing poppers together.
December 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
my grandma calls christmas crackers “poppers” and when my uncle called said that the whole family was doing poppers together.
cars are too big in the suburbs. i miss my corolla. the only time a car should be big is when it’s a bus or a truck with a real job.
December 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
cars are too big in the suburbs. i miss my corolla. the only time a car should be big is when it’s a bus or a truck with a real job.
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(wearing quite a large hat) Future’s made of virtual insanity, now
December 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
(wearing quite a large hat) Future’s made of virtual insanity, now
the chokehold that resmed has on the personal item category is inspiring
December 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
the chokehold that resmed has on the personal item category is inspiring
blink 182 is such a good encapsulation of san diego white guys. a really divorced guy who’s obsessed with aliens. a libertarian christian who favors a cop haircut. a guy whose whole personality is tattoos with an inexplicable baddie prone to pseudoscience.
December 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
blink 182 is such a good encapsulation of san diego white guys. a really divorced guy who’s obsessed with aliens. a libertarian christian who favors a cop haircut. a guy whose whole personality is tattoos with an inexplicable baddie prone to pseudoscience.
got to the gate a mere hour before boarding starts. downright reckless for me.
December 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
got to the gate a mere hour before boarding starts. downright reckless for me.
i hate being awake :) i am throwing a tantrum :)
December 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
i hate being awake :) i am throwing a tantrum :)
i’m starting a new company that makes certified organic non-alcoholic jello shots. brought to you by raytheon.
December 21, 2025 at 6:36 AM
i’m starting a new company that makes certified organic non-alcoholic jello shots. brought to you by raytheon.
i’m in my alex mccord era (i have a rash)
December 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
i’m in my alex mccord era (i have a rash)
i did see ella mccay this week and my friends and i were the only ones in the theater and we talked and yelled the whole time. movie of the year. it was really bad.
in theory i am seeing ella mccay tonight but i honestly do not believe it’s gonna happen. this has all been an elaborate prank.
i have been seeing trailers for ella mckay for the last 40 years. i will see them for the rest of my life. i don’t believe it’s actually being released in theaters because that’s not the point of the movie. the point is to bombard you with trailers each worse than the last. and also a shoe.
December 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
i did see ella mccay this week and my friends and i were the only ones in the theater and we talked and yelled the whole time. movie of the year. it was really bad.
i am samson (i shaved my legs)
December 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
i am samson (i shaved my legs)
everyone shut up. i’m having a vietnamese coffee. i can fly.
December 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
everyone shut up. i’m having a vietnamese coffee. i can fly.
lol i was part of a class action suit against my previous job and i just got a check for $3.68. hell yeah. going into 2026 with a windfall.
December 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
lol i was part of a class action suit against my previous job and i just got a check for $3.68. hell yeah. going into 2026 with a windfall.
everyone who knows less than i do about something is a rube and a yokel. everyone who knows more than i do about something is a braggart and a charlatan.
December 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
everyone who knows less than i do about something is a rube and a yokel. everyone who knows more than i do about something is a braggart and a charlatan.
my dog had to get his belly shaved and he’s even more naked than he already was. just extra bottomless. it’s inappropriate and untoward.
December 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
my dog had to get his belly shaved and he’s even more naked than he already was. just extra bottomless. it’s inappropriate and untoward.