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Jeffrey Rowland

@wigu.org

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I'm Jeffrey Rowland! I work @topa.to. Generative AI is unnecessary and harmful. Available for private parties and events. He/Him wigucomics.com/ also dollmilk.com/ oh and https://www.topatoco.com/

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 11m

Listen up, objects that I frequently drop. Enough with this "bouncing in an implausible direction and rolling a nonsensical distance only to end up under something that can't be reached without a stick." Especially you, pills. I'm drawing the line.

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 4h

Thank you once again for the coffee, Coffee Duck. Praise be unto Coffee Duck.

A coffee maker with googly eyes on it and part of it sticks out like a little beak

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 3d

Startup idea: an app for when you're buying a new car that tells you if the CEO is insane at the time so you can save money on bumper stickers

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 3d

YES

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shanny8.bsky.social @shanny8.bsky.social · 3d

The Fast & The Furious Halloween Special: SPEED KILLS

Dom Toretto in a [car] race with Michael Myers(who's STILL driving the mental institution station wagon)

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 3d

Full length movie. Amusement park ride. Broadway. A billionaire could do all those things and still have plenty of money left over to ruin the planet

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 3d

A billionaire could make a Fast and the Furious Halloween special, but they don't. This is how you know there are no good billionaires.

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 4d

Your deck looks so nice!

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 5d

Hahaha thank you. I only found it cause I was scrolling through looking for my Jurassic Park post and was like damn dude that's funny as heck!

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 5d

Today is October 4. Thirty one years ago today, Jurassic Park came out on VHS.

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · Feb 7

Barney could only get Fruity Pebbles by stealing them from Fred because Betty wouldn't let Barney keep them in the house because he had dinobetes

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Topatoco @topa.to · 5d

It's October 3rd.

The October 3rd Mean Girls thing except Topato is also there

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 6d

Rich people can ruin absolutely anything. Robots, Mars, 69, Earth, being rich

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 7d

I glanced at a ai generated summary about something I'm writing (that google docs generated that I didn't ask for), and it made what was writing sound REALLY GOOD and I felt happy for a second but then I felt like huuuuuuge piece of shit!!! Fuck you robot I know it's good without you butting in!!

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 7d

Everyone needs to stop being so mean to me in my dreams. I'm doing the best I can and usually don't know where I am.

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Encyclopaedia Britannica @britannica.com · 8d

(solemnly) You've had mail.

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 8d

New Olympic Event: Half-Empty Seltzer Can Nightstand Stacking

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 10d

We're on the edge of our seats! And not those terrible "leather" lounge seats like in those theaters that serve street tacos and sparkling water. Normal, movie theater seats that have served movie heads well for decades.

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 10d

Oh, this tiny sliver of glass in my foot that won't come out? It's actually a very cool form of body modification and I don't mind it at all. The constant pain is worth it to be on the cutting edge of style like this.

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 11d

Suffering from a lifelong, flagrant hankering for a hunk of cheese because of this fucking guy?

A weird old cartoon cowboy called Timer that used to tell kids to eat cheese during Saturday morning cartoons

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 11d

Not much just lying in bed organizing my apps by the seven deadly sins

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 12d

We're blessed!

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 12d

Moments before my son, Doug Mulder, knocked over one of the mushrooms with his butt.

A weird little mushroom patch and a little white dog sniffing one of the mushrooms

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kc g reen @kcg.bsky.social · 12d

I can't thank enough all the animators on this project for bringing my little dog to life. A lot of indie animators whose work I follow and love a whole lot too! I knew what was coming, but the final product is still leaving me speechless. Thank you to all who worked on this! YOURE THE BEST

The Living Tombstone @livingtombstone.bsky.social · 12d

We made a remix of @qbombband.bsky.social 's song "Everything is Fine" and it is out 🔥NOW🔥
youtu.be/JxgqPk1RCCU?...

The Living Tombstone - "Everything Is Fine (Remix)"

YouTube video by The Living Tombstone

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rstevens 🐳💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 15d

i’m so old, i remember when going on the internet made you smarter

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