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Jeffrey Rowland

@wigu.org

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I'm Jeffrey Rowland! I work @topa.to. Generative AI is unnecessary and harmful. Available for private parties and events. He/Him wigucomics.com/ also dollmilk.com/ oh and https://www.topatoco.com/

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 1h

If I was Tim Burton I would name my dog Beast of Burton

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 1d

When God closes a door He opens a window. This drives me NUTS. Terrible roommate. The electric bill is outrageous. There's a bird's nest in the bathroom

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 1d

I used to but then I made myself forget

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 1d

Too many periods even with my new glasses! The joke is that the initials of the main characters E.T. from the movie E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial actually stand for "Entertainment Turtle" due to the turtle-like nature of the dreadful yet very entertaining creature.

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 1d

E..T. "Entertainment Turtle" (The Extraterrestrial)

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 1d

Never before has an unfamiliar black Suburban with tinted windows in my neighborhood raised my hackles with such intensity

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 1d

Brother if only

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 1d

I miss being paranoid when everything to be paranoid about wasn't a factual reality

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 2d

Listen up, objects that I frequently drop. Enough with this "bouncing in an implausible direction and rolling a nonsensical distance only to end up under something that can't be reached without a stick." Especially you, pills. I'm drawing the line.

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 2d

Thank you once again for the coffee, Coffee Duck. Praise be unto Coffee Duck.

A coffee maker with googly eyes on it and part of it sticks out like a little beak

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 5d

Startup idea: an app for when you're buying a new car that tells you if the CEO is insane at the time so you can save money on bumper stickers

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 5d

YES

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shanny8.bsky.social @shanny8.bsky.social · 5d

The Fast & The Furious Halloween Special: SPEED KILLS

Dom Toretto in a [car] race with Michael Myers(who's STILL driving the mental institution station wagon)

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 5d

Full length movie. Amusement park ride. Broadway. A billionaire could do all those things and still have plenty of money left over to ruin the planet

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 5d

A billionaire could make a Fast and the Furious Halloween special, but they don't. This is how you know there are no good billionaires.

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 6d

Your deck looks so nice!

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 7d

Hahaha thank you. I only found it cause I was scrolling through looking for my Jurassic Park post and was like damn dude that's funny as heck!

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 7d

Today is October 4. Thirty one years ago today, Jurassic Park came out on VHS.

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · Feb 7

Barney could only get Fruity Pebbles by stealing them from Fred because Betty wouldn't let Barney keep them in the house because he had dinobetes

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Topatoco @topa.to · 7d

It's October 3rd.

The October 3rd Mean Girls thing except Topato is also there

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 8d

Rich people can ruin absolutely anything. Robots, Mars, 69, Earth, being rich

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 9d

I glanced at a ai generated summary about something I'm writing (that google docs generated that I didn't ask for), and it made what was writing sound REALLY GOOD and I felt happy for a second but then I felt like huuuuuuge piece of shit!!! Fuck you robot I know it's good without you butting in!!

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 9d

Everyone needs to stop being so mean to me in my dreams. I'm doing the best I can and usually don't know where I am.

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Encyclopaedia Britannica @britannica.com · 10d

(solemnly) You've had mail.

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 11d

New Olympic Event: Half-Empty Seltzer Can Nightstand Stacking