Jeffrey Rowland
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I'm Jeffrey Rowland! I work @topa.to. Generative AI is unnecessary and harmful. Available for private parties and events. He/Him
wigucomics.com/ also
dollmilk.com/ oh and
https://www.topatoco.com/
wigucomics.com/ also
dollmilk.com/ oh and
https://www.topatoco.com/
Got an email from my new shopify plus account rep, a "I'll be straight with you—I'm not your typical rep" type guy, and I replied "cool, how do I turn off all the AI crap" and surprisingly he has not responded yet
January 13, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Got an email from my new shopify plus account rep, a "I'll be straight with you—I'm not your typical rep" type guy, and I replied "cool, how do I turn off all the AI crap" and surprisingly he has not responded yet
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Happy Switched-On Day to our most special Robot Friend @rstevens.bsky.social, built from scratch by a strange child they called "The Chosen One" exactly 667 years ago today! Did you know he once got kicked out of Daft Punk? You'll never guess why. topa.to/rstevens dieselsweeties.com
January 12, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Happy Switched-On Day to our most special Robot Friend @rstevens.bsky.social, built from scratch by a strange child they called "The Chosen One" exactly 667 years ago today! Did you know he once got kicked out of Daft Punk? You'll never guess why. topa.to/rstevens dieselsweeties.com
Can you die from the Sunday Scaries
January 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Can you die from the Sunday Scaries
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Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
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Perfect Tides: Station to Station has been nominated for two IGF awards:
-Excellence in Narrative
-Seumas McNally Grand Prize
This is such a tremendous honor, and what a nice hurrah as and the team and the playtesters and I race towards the finish line.
Nomination list: tinyurl.com/2zzt8sw4
-Excellence in Narrative
-Seumas McNally Grand Prize
This is such a tremendous honor, and what a nice hurrah as and the team and the playtesters and I race towards the finish line.
Nomination list: tinyurl.com/2zzt8sw4
January 9, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Perfect Tides: Station to Station has been nominated for two IGF awards:
-Excellence in Narrative
-Seumas McNally Grand Prize
This is such a tremendous honor, and what a nice hurrah as and the team and the playtesters and I race towards the finish line.
Nomination list: tinyurl.com/2zzt8sw4
-Excellence in Narrative
-Seumas McNally Grand Prize
This is such a tremendous honor, and what a nice hurrah as and the team and the playtesters and I race towards the finish line.
Nomination list: tinyurl.com/2zzt8sw4
If you go to the realfood.gov website and scroll to the bottom and scroll through the food icons real fast this happens
January 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
If you go to the realfood.gov website and scroll to the bottom and scroll through the food icons real fast this happens
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Looking for nature valentines cards? Last year's comic is now available as cards! They start shipping Jan 12. topatoco.com/collections/...
January 7, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Looking for nature valentines cards? Last year's comic is now available as cards! They start shipping Jan 12. topatoco.com/collections/...
I've had many accomplishments in my life in the worlds of business, entertainment, and athletics, but I dare say getting this fitted futon mattress cover on all by myself is perhaps my greatest victory to date.
January 5, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I've had many accomplishments in my life in the worlds of business, entertainment, and athletics, but I dare say getting this fitted futon mattress cover on all by myself is perhaps my greatest victory to date.
This comic is 15 years old but it still holds true today. Poop is still just as dirty as it was back then. #getabidet
January 4, 2026 at 9:27 PM
This comic is 15 years old but it still holds true today. Poop is still just as dirty as it was back then. #getabidet
I made a normal dentist appointment without it being a desperate emergency. I'm growing up. By the time I'm 5 seconds from death I might be a full blown adult
January 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I made a normal dentist appointment without it being a desperate emergency. I'm growing up. By the time I'm 5 seconds from death I might be a full blown adult
I heard Alf and E.T. are actually BOTH from Melmac and they're closely related species-wise but Alf is more like a chimp and E.T. is more like a human. Can't be totally sure but it's just something I heard.
January 2, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I heard Alf and E.T. are actually BOTH from Melmac and they're closely related species-wise but Alf is more like a chimp and E.T. is more like a human. Can't be totally sure but it's just something I heard.
Like, for the back of a car or maybe a bus.
January 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Like, for the back of a car or maybe a bus.
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Thank you for all of your support in 2025, here's to a great 2026!!!🥂
We made a small New Year's collection, just in case you want to celebrate with us OwO
topatoco.com/collections/...
We made a small New Year's collection, just in case you want to celebrate with us OwO
topatoco.com/collections/...
December 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Thank you for all of your support in 2025, here's to a great 2026!!!🥂
We made a small New Year's collection, just in case you want to celebrate with us OwO
topatoco.com/collections/...
We made a small New Year's collection, just in case you want to celebrate with us OwO
topatoco.com/collections/...
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Outlook for the new year ...
Jack Reacher arrived at the alley behind Costco at dawn. The scene of the crime. The body was lying on a pallet, wearing a tactical vest with bodycam. Totally exsanguinated.
"What do you think, Reacher? Ex-military? Former cop?"
"No," said Reacher, kneeling by the body. "This man was a Cart Narc."
"What do you think, Reacher? Ex-military? Former cop?"
"No," said Reacher, kneeling by the body. "This man was a Cart Narc."
December 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Jack Reacher arrived at the alley behind Costco at dawn. The scene of the crime. The body was lying on a pallet, wearing a tactical vest with bodycam. Totally exsanguinated.
"What do you think, Reacher? Ex-military? Former cop?"
"No," said Reacher, kneeling by the body. "This man was a Cart Narc."
"What do you think, Reacher? Ex-military? Former cop?"
"No," said Reacher, kneeling by the body. "This man was a Cart Narc."
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🐍 The new year'sss coming up and we're sssaying our goodbyesss to the Year of The Sssnake! 🐍
topatoco.com/collections/...
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December 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
🐍 The new year'sss coming up and we're sssaying our goodbyesss to the Year of The Sssnake! 🐍
topatoco.com/collections/...
topatoco.com/collections/...
Insurance company website: FILL OUT REQUIRED FORM
Me: *fills out form*
Insurance company website: FILL OUT REQUIRED FORM
(repeat these steps 6 times unsuccessfully; contact insurance agent)
Insurance agent: The form is optional.
Me: The required form is optional?
Insurance agent: Yes
Me: *fills out form*
Insurance company website: FILL OUT REQUIRED FORM
(repeat these steps 6 times unsuccessfully; contact insurance agent)
Insurance agent: The form is optional.
Me: The required form is optional?
Insurance agent: Yes
December 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Insurance company website: FILL OUT REQUIRED FORM
Me: *fills out form*
Insurance company website: FILL OUT REQUIRED FORM
(repeat these steps 6 times unsuccessfully; contact insurance agent)
Insurance agent: The form is optional.
Me: The required form is optional?
Insurance agent: Yes
Me: *fills out form*
Insurance company website: FILL OUT REQUIRED FORM
(repeat these steps 6 times unsuccessfully; contact insurance agent)
Insurance agent: The form is optional.
Me: The required form is optional?
Insurance agent: Yes
If your lovers keep blowing your cover that kinda sounds like it might be more of a "you" problem, Glenn
December 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If your lovers keep blowing your cover that kinda sounds like it might be more of a "you" problem, Glenn
Roofman is a Christmas movie
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Roofman is a Christmas movie
The boys don't tussle like they used to but back in the day they were the Kings of Tusslin'
December 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The boys don't tussle like they used to but back in the day they were the Kings of Tusslin'
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Hi new followers! If you don't already know I have a new game coming out on January 22nd! It's a narrative adventure set in the year 2003 where you are a young writer trying to make sense of the world:
store.steampowered.com/app/2088810/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2088810/...
Perfect Tides: Station to Station on Steam
A point n' click sequel to Perfect Tides about the momentum and whiplash of young adulthood. Explore the big city through 18-year-old Mara's eyes. Collect items, nurture ideas, and experience complex ...
store.steampowered.com
December 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Hi new followers! If you don't already know I have a new game coming out on January 22nd! It's a narrative adventure set in the year 2003 where you are a young writer trying to make sense of the world:
store.steampowered.com/app/2088810/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2088810/...