Jeffrey Rowland
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I'm Jeffrey Rowland! I work @topa.to. Generative AI is unnecessary and harmful. Available for private parties and events. He/Him
wigucomics.com/ also
dollmilk.com/ oh and
https://www.topatoco.com/
wigucomics.com/ also
dollmilk.com/ oh and
https://www.topatoco.com/
I'm still boycotting Starbucks from like, 15 boycotts ago
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I'm still boycotting Starbucks from like, 15 boycotts ago
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thinking about her today…
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
thinking about her today…
Today I replaced my pool pump by myself. It was hard and I feel really good about it
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Today I replaced my pool pump by myself. It was hard and I feel really good about it
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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While on tour promoting 'Wake Up Dead Man', Rian Johnson goes off on AI for “making everything worse in every single way.” bit.ly/47UBPfH
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
While on tour promoting 'Wake Up Dead Man', Rian Johnson goes off on AI for “making everything worse in every single way.” bit.ly/47UBPfH
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they could make so much on AI by charging a dollar more to turn it off
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
they could make so much on AI by charging a dollar more to turn it off
You'd think if AI was actually worth a shit it would get the hint that I'M NOT INTERESTED and stop popping up afterwards asking if I'm SURE I wanna call it off like a weird ex who has my password.
November 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
You'd think if AI was actually worth a shit it would get the hint that I'M NOT INTERESTED and stop popping up afterwards asking if I'm SURE I wanna call it off like a weird ex who has my password.
I've been doing this job for 1700 years and today is the first day someone pronounced "Topatoco" correctly (aka the way I pronounce it).
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I've been doing this job for 1700 years and today is the first day someone pronounced "Topatoco" correctly (aka the way I pronounce it).
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I did an interview with @davidhallerwrites.bsky.social that you may enjoy; I talk about a few things I don't think I have talked about before. Plus, enjoy a huge picture of my fast-collapsing middle-aged face which I do not even hide with a beard. www.davidhallerwrites.com/post/freeze-...
Freeze Frame: John Allison on the Realities of Living the Dream
Credits: John AllisonJohn Allison has forged his own unique path from novice freelancer to Eisner Award winner through a career defined by perseverance and experimentation. Within this article, he dis...
www.davidhallerwrites.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I did an interview with @davidhallerwrites.bsky.social that you may enjoy; I talk about a few things I don't think I have talked about before. Plus, enjoy a huge picture of my fast-collapsing middle-aged face which I do not even hide with a beard. www.davidhallerwrites.com/post/freeze-...
Just found out my plumber is a Juggalo and I'm SO relieved.
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Just found out my plumber is a Juggalo and I'm SO relieved.
Being entertained by The Entertainment Boys
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Being entertained by The Entertainment Boys
I understand some people consider them necessary.
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I understand some people consider them necessary.
Pivoting to this sort of thing
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Pivoting to this sort of thing
Hey wait a minute Axel Foley's jacket is number 67, this MUST be what they're talking about.
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hey wait a minute Axel Foley's jacket is number 67, this MUST be what they're talking about.
It is true that 21 years ago I lived in an apartment and started a company! Zero bankruptcies so far. Thank you!
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It is true that 21 years ago I lived in an apartment and started a company! Zero bankruptcies so far. Thank you!
I went to dollar tree and bought 22 prayer candles and was not the weirdest person in there BY A LOT.
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I went to dollar tree and bought 22 prayer candles and was not the weirdest person in there BY A LOT.
Can you die from having the same song stuck in your head for too long? "How Much I Feel" by Ambrosia has been going for like 2 weeks and it's starting to feel like a horror movie
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Can you die from having the same song stuck in your head for too long? "How Much I Feel" by Ambrosia has been going for like 2 weeks and it's starting to feel like a horror movie
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On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.
New shirt! The perfect thing for anyone who doesn't live in abject chaos. topato.co/collections/...
Cable Management Shirt PRE-ORDER
LIVE BY THE ZIP TIE, DIE BY TEH ZIP TIE. Official Jeffrey Rowland merch at TopatoCo.
topato.co
November 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
New shirt! The perfect thing for anyone who doesn't live in abject chaos. topato.co/collections/...
>> types "Have a goon evening!"
>> hits send
>> hits send
November 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
>> types "Have a goon evening!"
>> hits send
>> hits send
Please vote today if that's an option, especially if Dog Catcher is on the ballot. It could mean the difference between an evil Dog Catcher and a nice one.
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Please vote today if that's an option, especially if Dog Catcher is on the ballot. It could mean the difference between an evil Dog Catcher and a nice one.
Ah yes, pitch fuckin black out at 5:24pm. Let the games begin
November 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Ah yes, pitch fuckin black out at 5:24pm. Let the games begin
Wife's outta town, time to crack open the youtube Watch Later playlist 😈
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Wife's outta town, time to crack open the youtube Watch Later playlist 😈
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🎃 HAPPY HALLOWE'EN FELLOW CREATURES OF THE DARKNESS 🎃 we have the Most Spookiest Collection of all time on our site and it is for You, specifically! (and the thing that lurks behind you when you're not looking😍)
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October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
🎃 HAPPY HALLOWE'EN FELLOW CREATURES OF THE DARKNESS 🎃 we have the Most Spookiest Collection of all time on our site and it is for You, specifically! (and the thing that lurks behind you when you're not looking😍)
topatoco.com/collections/...
topatoco.com/collections/...