Wild-Online
@wilde-online.bsky.social
Chronically online, scared of heights, i once electrocuted myself sucking on an outlet to get something unstuck
Sometimes I'll see a meme or video and think
"Man, my cat would find this hilarious"
"Man, my cat would find this hilarious"
February 21, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Sometimes I'll see a meme or video and think
"Man, my cat would find this hilarious"
"Man, my cat would find this hilarious"
Steven universe enemy:
Imperialistic lesbian robots
Steven universe future enemy:
:-(
Imperialistic lesbian robots
Steven universe future enemy:
:-(
February 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Steven universe enemy:
Imperialistic lesbian robots
Steven universe future enemy:
:-(
Imperialistic lesbian robots
Steven universe future enemy:
:-(
Do you think if i offered a snake a straw, it would be offended?
February 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Do you think if i offered a snake a straw, it would be offended?
It's a good day when i find out I'm in less debt than i thought i was
February 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It's a good day when i find out I'm in less debt than i thought i was
No app can hinder me with a word count!!!
February 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
No app can hinder me with a word count!!!
The laundry looks at me.
I try not to look back, but we both know who's right.
I try not to look back, but we both know who's right.
February 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The laundry looks at me.
I try not to look back, but we both know who's right.
I try not to look back, but we both know who's right.
Lemon is the best fruit.
January 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Lemon is the best fruit.
Reading comments on a post and someone was leaving a negative.
Someone else replied "yo, scrolling is free"
The original commenter replied
"So is hating"
... doesn't havent to be a dick, but ain't wrong
Someone else replied "yo, scrolling is free"
The original commenter replied
"So is hating"
... doesn't havent to be a dick, but ain't wrong
January 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Reading comments on a post and someone was leaving a negative.
Someone else replied "yo, scrolling is free"
The original commenter replied
"So is hating"
... doesn't havent to be a dick, but ain't wrong
Someone else replied "yo, scrolling is free"
The original commenter replied
"So is hating"
... doesn't havent to be a dick, but ain't wrong
I would like a nap. But I'd like it to feel like a decade long coma. But in a cosy way
January 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I would like a nap. But I'd like it to feel like a decade long coma. But in a cosy way
I'll have a virgin dirty martini please.
*the barkeep proceeds to fill the olive jar with ice, i am the scum of the earth*
*the barkeep proceeds to fill the olive jar with ice, i am the scum of the earth*
January 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I'll have a virgin dirty martini please.
*the barkeep proceeds to fill the olive jar with ice, i am the scum of the earth*
*the barkeep proceeds to fill the olive jar with ice, i am the scum of the earth*
So the premise for so many podcasts is
"What if blank was spooky!!"
Im totally gonna be different!
(I say, lying)
"What if blank was spooky!!"
Im totally gonna be different!
(I say, lying)
January 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
So the premise for so many podcasts is
"What if blank was spooky!!"
Im totally gonna be different!
(I say, lying)
"What if blank was spooky!!"
Im totally gonna be different!
(I say, lying)
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Chasing the illusive joy I felt upon hearing Mambo no. 5 for the first time.
January 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Chasing the illusive joy I felt upon hearing Mambo no. 5 for the first time.
I post on tiktok that me n my partnet are starting to write a spooky podcast. Expected maybe like 2 likes and a few views.
I get so many people stating excitment or offering help??
Major boost in motivation wtf 😭
I get so many people stating excitment or offering help??
Major boost in motivation wtf 😭
January 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I post on tiktok that me n my partnet are starting to write a spooky podcast. Expected maybe like 2 likes and a few views.
I get so many people stating excitment or offering help??
Major boost in motivation wtf 😭
I get so many people stating excitment or offering help??
Major boost in motivation wtf 😭
So there are people doing literally hitler salutes on tiktok and their videos stay up.
I called someone a clown in the comments
"Removed for violating community guidelines"
I called someone a clown in the comments
"Removed for violating community guidelines"
January 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
So there are people doing literally hitler salutes on tiktok and their videos stay up.
I called someone a clown in the comments
"Removed for violating community guidelines"
I called someone a clown in the comments
"Removed for violating community guidelines"
Did the egg ever crack with me? Nah, it crumbled in the chefs hand, and the shell fell into the yolk.
I didnt end up realising i was a girl or enby, i simply ascended beyond flesh and became a being of energy and smudged eyeliner
I didnt end up realising i was a girl or enby, i simply ascended beyond flesh and became a being of energy and smudged eyeliner
January 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Did the egg ever crack with me? Nah, it crumbled in the chefs hand, and the shell fell into the yolk.
I didnt end up realising i was a girl or enby, i simply ascended beyond flesh and became a being of energy and smudged eyeliner
I didnt end up realising i was a girl or enby, i simply ascended beyond flesh and became a being of energy and smudged eyeliner
Using curling mousse for the first time ever. I desire wiggly.
January 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Using curling mousse for the first time ever. I desire wiggly.
My desk was covered in black make up after this #gerrykeay closet cosplay
January 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My desk was covered in black make up after this #gerrykeay closet cosplay
I wore a cool outfit, looked hot, got compliments, and felt good last night.
So of COURSE i had to end the night by falling over a fence i absolutely insisted i could vault over
"i can do it dont worry!"
*proceeds to tumble like an underpaid jester*
So of COURSE i had to end the night by falling over a fence i absolutely insisted i could vault over
"i can do it dont worry!"
*proceeds to tumble like an underpaid jester*
January 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I wore a cool outfit, looked hot, got compliments, and felt good last night.
So of COURSE i had to end the night by falling over a fence i absolutely insisted i could vault over
"i can do it dont worry!"
*proceeds to tumble like an underpaid jester*
So of COURSE i had to end the night by falling over a fence i absolutely insisted i could vault over
"i can do it dont worry!"
*proceeds to tumble like an underpaid jester*
When my changes even the slightest, the scissors in the bathroom call to me like the fucking green goblin mask
"Why yes... i could cut my hair..."
"Why yes... i could cut my hair..."
January 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
When my changes even the slightest, the scissors in the bathroom call to me like the fucking green goblin mask
"Why yes... i could cut my hair..."
"Why yes... i could cut my hair..."
January 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My n*pple is visible for half a second in ticktok. Am i in my slutty era?? (Jk thaf was 2017, i kissed 2 people that year)
January 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My n*pple is visible for half a second in ticktok. Am i in my slutty era?? (Jk thaf was 2017, i kissed 2 people that year)
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Tim, calling martin: hoy bading
Jon, turning around: what
Jon, turning around: what
January 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Tim, calling martin: hoy bading
Jon, turning around: what
Jon, turning around: what
I asked Al to write me-
Allan: *weeps, as he's asked once again to write a self insert harley quinn fart smut fic*
Allan: *weeps, as he's asked once again to write a self insert harley quinn fart smut fic*
January 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I asked Al to write me-
Allan: *weeps, as he's asked once again to write a self insert harley quinn fart smut fic*
Allan: *weeps, as he's asked once again to write a self insert harley quinn fart smut fic*
Its past 5am... i just spent an hour playing sucker for love that I bought with steam credit after selling a damn fake weapon from tf2. What the fuck is life?
January 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Its past 5am... i just spent an hour playing sucker for love that I bought with steam credit after selling a damn fake weapon from tf2. What the fuck is life?