Wiley-Coyote
@wiley-coyote.bsky.social
My son is crying because I took his toy away.
His toy being my hair, currently attached to my head
His toy being my hair, currently attached to my head
April 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My son is crying because I took his toy away.
His toy being my hair, currently attached to my head
His toy being my hair, currently attached to my head
Me: Did you get fries?
Husband: I ate fries,yes
Me: I thought you were bringing your food home
Husband:No, I ate there
Me: But now I can't steal fries
Husband: Exactly
Husband: I ate fries,yes
Me: I thought you were bringing your food home
Husband:No, I ate there
Me: But now I can't steal fries
Husband: Exactly
March 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Me: Did you get fries?
Husband: I ate fries,yes
Me: I thought you were bringing your food home
Husband:No, I ate there
Me: But now I can't steal fries
Husband: Exactly
Husband: I ate fries,yes
Me: I thought you were bringing your food home
Husband:No, I ate there
Me: But now I can't steal fries
Husband: Exactly
#therookie
Wesley is being unreasonable about tearing the house down because of glitter
There is no getting rid of glitter. The very land is cursed now
Wesley is being unreasonable about tearing the house down because of glitter
There is no getting rid of glitter. The very land is cursed now
February 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
#therookie
Wesley is being unreasonable about tearing the house down because of glitter
There is no getting rid of glitter. The very land is cursed now
Wesley is being unreasonable about tearing the house down because of glitter
There is no getting rid of glitter. The very land is cursed now
February 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The nice thing about living in the US right now is that I exercise better when I am trying to avoid reality.
February 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The nice thing about living in the US right now is that I exercise better when I am trying to avoid reality.
My husband: If you keep using this much KT tape, it's gonna get expensive
First of all, rude.
First of all, rude.
February 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My husband: If you keep using this much KT tape, it's gonna get expensive
First of all, rude.
First of all, rude.
Me before pregnancy: I hit a new PB on my mile time!
Me postpartum: I ran today and didn't want to cry after!
Me postpartum: I ran today and didn't want to cry after!
February 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Me before pregnancy: I hit a new PB on my mile time!
Me postpartum: I ran today and didn't want to cry after!
Me postpartum: I ran today and didn't want to cry after!
Me: Running is so great for you
Also me: *has a variety of things to help with all the ways running fucks with my body*
Also me: *has a variety of things to help with all the ways running fucks with my body*
February 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Me: Running is so great for you
Also me: *has a variety of things to help with all the ways running fucks with my body*
Also me: *has a variety of things to help with all the ways running fucks with my body*
I'm convinced KT tape is witchcraft
What do you mean I put glorified duct tape on my shins and they feel better?
What do you mean I put glorified duct tape on my shins and they feel better?
February 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'm convinced KT tape is witchcraft
What do you mean I put glorified duct tape on my shins and they feel better?
What do you mean I put glorified duct tape on my shins and they feel better?
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
February 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social I saw your favorite bird at the Georgia Aquarium!
January 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social I saw your favorite bird at the Georgia Aquarium!
Jimmy Carter spent 13 days at Camp David in 1978, working with Egyptian president Anwar Sadat and Israeli prime minister Menachem Begin to negotiate political agreements that lead to the Egypt-Israel peace treaty in 1979.
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
January 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Jimmy Carter spent 13 days at Camp David in 1978, working with Egyptian president Anwar Sadat and Israeli prime minister Menachem Begin to negotiate political agreements that lead to the Egypt-Israel peace treaty in 1979.
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
"We must adjust to changing times and still hold to unchanging principles."
Jimmy Carter
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
Jimmy Carter
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
January 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"We must adjust to changing times and still hold to unchanging principles."
Jimmy Carter
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
Jimmy Carter
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
In 1983, Jimmy Carter invited his former political rival, Gerald Ford, to co-chair the Carter Center's consultations to the Middle East.
A reminder that we used to understand that people who disagree politically can still work together
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
A reminder that we used to understand that people who disagree politically can still work together
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
January 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
In 1983, Jimmy Carter invited his former political rival, Gerald Ford, to co-chair the Carter Center's consultations to the Middle East.
A reminder that we used to understand that people who disagree politically can still work together
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
A reminder that we used to understand that people who disagree politically can still work together
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
"We can choose to alleviate suffering. We can choose to work together for peace. We can make these changes — and we must.”
Jimmy Carter, Nobel Lecture
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
Jimmy Carter, Nobel Lecture
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
January 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"We can choose to alleviate suffering. We can choose to work together for peace. We can make these changes — and we must.”
Jimmy Carter, Nobel Lecture
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
Jimmy Carter, Nobel Lecture
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
Jimmy Carter earned the Nobel Peace Prize in 2002 for the establishment of and work for the Carter Center.
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
January 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Jimmy Carter earned the Nobel Peace Prize in 2002 for the establishment of and work for the Carter Center.
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
Jimmy Carter was born October 1st, 1921. He was the 39th President of the United States. He passed away 22 days ago on December 29, 2024.
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
January 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Jimmy Carter was born October 1st, 1921. He was the 39th President of the United States. He passed away 22 days ago on December 29, 2024.
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
#30daysmeans30days
#deathisneverconvenient
I am incredibly disappointed that anyone is considering raising their flags to full mast during the inauguration tomorrow.
www.npr.org/2025/01/15/g...
www.npr.org/2025/01/15/g...
Flags to be raised for Trump's inauguration, despite half-staff order for Carter's death
The president-elect had expressed concern that Democrats seemed happy to see the flag lowered during the inauguration ceremony despite the tradition of lowering flags after a president's death.
www.npr.org
January 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I am incredibly disappointed that anyone is considering raising their flags to full mast during the inauguration tomorrow.
www.npr.org/2025/01/15/g...
www.npr.org/2025/01/15/g...
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With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.
January 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.
Reposted by Wiley-Coyote
Whoever cast Ariana Grande as Galinda is a goddamn genius
January 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Whoever cast Ariana Grande as Galinda is a goddamn genius
Reposted by Wiley-Coyote
All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a freshly-fallen snow, a crackling fire, a riveting mystery novel, a kettle on the stove, and a healthy supply of emotional support scones.
January 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a freshly-fallen snow, a crackling fire, a riveting mystery novel, a kettle on the stove, and a healthy supply of emotional support scones.
Reposted by Wiley-Coyote
the horrors persist but so do I
January 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
the horrors persist but so do I
Just workout, it's good for you!
You know what? You were right and I hate it.
You know what? You were right and I hate it.
January 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Just workout, it's good for you!
You know what? You were right and I hate it.
You know what? You were right and I hate it.
About to do a stupid workout for my stupid mental health because people aren't entirely full of shit when they say crazy people just need to run more.
Still taking my meds though.
Still taking my meds though.
January 3, 2025 at 10:39 AM
About to do a stupid workout for my stupid mental health because people aren't entirely full of shit when they say crazy people just need to run more.
Still taking my meds though.
Still taking my meds though.