Will Ashenmacher
@willash.bsky.social
Reader. Writer. Gardener. Probably judging you.
All hits, no misses. (The Mother Ginger dance is a little bit of a miss, IMO.)
December 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
All hits, no misses. (The Mother Ginger dance is a little bit of a miss, IMO.)
Was he cute enough to make this jab?
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Was he cute enough to make this jab?
I love wrapping gifts. 👀
December 17, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I love wrapping gifts. 👀
I don’t know what these are. I just know I must have them.
December 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I don’t know what these are. I just know I must have them.
Did mom (?) make all of these?
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Did mom (?) make all of these?
Inflation in this here Joe Biden’s America is too damn high.
December 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Inflation in this here Joe Biden’s America is too damn high.
Do not let this hold you back.
December 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Do not let this hold you back.
I say this with love. Could we talk about the houseplants on your nightstand?
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I say this with love. Could we talk about the houseplants on your nightstand?
What beautiful scenery.
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
What beautiful scenery.
I’m so sorry to hear this. Rest easy, Yuki.
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I’m so sorry to hear this. Rest easy, Yuki.
When did your heart go missing?
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
When did your heart go missing?
You can disown her, you know.
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
You can disown her, you know.
He has spent his career developing innovative legal solutions that harness the power of neuroscience and AI.
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
He has spent his career developing innovative legal solutions that harness the power of neuroscience and AI.
This takes a lot of bravery to admit.
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This takes a lot of bravery to admit.