Will Greeenwald
@willgreenwald.bsky.social
Tech reviewer at PCMag.com, some other stuff too. He/him. If putting pronouns here upset you, go ahead and unfollow, dingus.
Seriously, this is the first poster I've seen that will go PERFECTLY next to my Jeppson's Malort poster.
February 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Seriously, this is the first poster I've seen that will go PERFECTLY next to my Jeppson's Malort poster.
no new pics where are u mentally
February 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
no new pics where are u mentally
Always remember to diversify your review plants. Someone on the campaign forgot about Metacritic.
February 1, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Always remember to diversify your review plants. Someone on the campaign forgot about Metacritic.
Props to the latest season of Jujutsu Kaisen for the OP making the most weirdly specific pull from Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: 2nd GIG.
January 23, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Props to the latest season of Jujutsu Kaisen for the OP making the most weirdly specific pull from Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: 2nd GIG.
See you and raise.
Yes, it works.
Yes, there's beer in it.
Yes, it works.
Yes, there's beer in it.
January 12, 2026 at 5:46 PM
See you and raise.
Yes, it works.
Yes, there's beer in it.
Yes, it works.
Yes, there's beer in it.
Lidl had frozen escargot for $7.
I'm not a coward.
I'm not a coward.
January 10, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Lidl had frozen escargot for $7.
I'm not a coward.
I'm not a coward.
Which original design wins in a fight, Fat Pikachu or Dadbod Agumon?
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Which original design wins in a fight, Fat Pikachu or Dadbod Agumon?
Back from CES.
New favorite mug.
New favorite mug.
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Back from CES.
New favorite mug.
New favorite mug.
The most exciting thing at CES:
I found Ligma.
I found Ligma.
January 7, 2026 at 7:29 PM
The most exciting thing at CES:
I found Ligma.
I found Ligma.
Happy new year to everyone, but especially to this respectful hater.
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culturecrave: "Elliot Page has been officially cast in Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey"
[Redacted]: oh fuck this. He is truly one of the worst fucking actors of my generation. I thought he would maybe get better now that he is the person he was always meant to be. But he's just stayed fucking awful](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bq27c3mfgefqvoikshyopa6r/bafkreid75ev44te3ylsws4hnjaq25hdlcs4x2x4jt3jk47nt6yrunba4eu@jpeg)
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Happy new year to everyone, but especially to this respectful hater.
"Hey, what's wrong?" "I'm so fucking bored, man."
December 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"Hey, what's wrong?" "I'm so fucking bored, man."
Big Wheel Big Wheel Big Wheel
December 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Big Wheel Big Wheel Big Wheel
Editor's note (not Forbes editor but someone has to do it): That is not a tangent. That is the current state of the scientific field. Fusion is a process achievable under very specific conditions and is not remotely close to being harnessed as an energy source with any scalable efficiency.
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Editor's note (not Forbes editor but someone has to do it): That is not a tangent. That is the current state of the scientific field. Fusion is a process achievable under very specific conditions and is not remotely close to being harnessed as an energy source with any scalable efficiency.
Me and any other Jew seeing someone unironically say rootless cosmopolitan.
December 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Me and any other Jew seeing someone unironically say rootless cosmopolitan.
That's really cool.
Also, Damon Albarn is incredible.
Also, Damon Albarn is incredible.
December 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
That's really cool.
Also, Damon Albarn is incredible.
Also, Damon Albarn is incredible.
I thought I was injured to the novelty of Asian potato chips, but this flavor got me.
December 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I thought I was injured to the novelty of Asian potato chips, but this flavor got me.
This is the most Homestar Runner-ass food I have ever seen.
Dovgan Junior's Plombir Crazy Mix. It's Twist & Hype! 100% Madness!
Dovgan Junior's Plombir Crazy Mix. It's Twist & Hype! 100% Madness!
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This is the most Homestar Runner-ass food I have ever seen.
Dovgan Junior's Plombir Crazy Mix. It's Twist & Hype! 100% Madness!
Dovgan Junior's Plombir Crazy Mix. It's Twist & Hype! 100% Madness!
Oh, good, it turns out I am the kind of freak who keeps an eight year old can of energy drink on his shelf. I didn't lose it.
Note the genius of the logo, how the K and O in Blackout combine to also say KO.
Note the genius of the logo, how the K and O in Blackout combine to also say KO.
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Oh, good, it turns out I am the kind of freak who keeps an eight year old can of energy drink on his shelf. I didn't lose it.
Note the genius of the logo, how the K and O in Blackout combine to also say KO.
Note the genius of the logo, how the K and O in Blackout combine to also say KO.
You'll be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
You'll be visited by three spirits.
The three spirits.
The three spirits.
A movie that takes place where you're from.
I'm not even being cute, the movie version of Silent Hill was inspired by the abandoned coal mining town Centraila in Pennsylvania, which funny enough is in the same county as my hometown. I grew up a half hour drive from Silent Hill.
I'm not even being cute, the movie version of Silent Hill was inspired by the abandoned coal mining town Centraila in Pennsylvania, which funny enough is in the same county as my hometown. I grew up a half hour drive from Silent Hill.
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
I'm not even being cute, the movie version of Silent Hill was inspired by the abandoned coal mining town Centraila in Pennsylvania, which funny enough is in the same county as my hometown. I grew up a half hour drive from Silent Hill.
I'm not even being cute, the movie version of Silent Hill was inspired by the abandoned coal mining town Centraila in Pennsylvania, which funny enough is in the same county as my hometown. I grew up a half hour drive from Silent Hill.
Do it, take your mama out all night
So, she'll have no doubt that we're doing all the best we can
We're gonna do it, take your mama out all night
You can stay up late, 'cause baby, you're a full-grown man
So, she'll have no doubt that we're doing all the best we can
We're gonna do it, take your mama out all night
You can stay up late, 'cause baby, you're a full-grown man
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Do it, take your mama out all night
So, she'll have no doubt that we're doing all the best we can
We're gonna do it, take your mama out all night
You can stay up late, 'cause baby, you're a full-grown man
So, she'll have no doubt that we're doing all the best we can
We're gonna do it, take your mama out all night
You can stay up late, 'cause baby, you're a full-grown man
