Will Greeenwald
@willgreenwald.bsky.social
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Tech reviewer at PCMag.com, some other stuff too. He/him. If putting pronouns here upset you, go ahead and unfollow, dingus.
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jessothomson.co.uk
It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case
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marisakabas.bsky.social
no they're LITERALLY exaggerating this issue. there is absolutely no data backing up their claims. ffs just say that!!
NBC news: The discussions come as Trump has sought to deploy National Guard troops in several major cities — including Los Angeles, Chicago and Portland, Oregon — saying they’re needed to reduce crime and protect Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials from protesters. Critics have said that the Trump administration is exaggerating issues in those cities.
willgreenwald.bsky.social
Before someone turned it into one of the first major works of literature, the Epic of Gilgamesh was just Gilgamesh's name for his penis.
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The lemonade that kills in a less dignified way than the Panera Bread lemonade that kills.
discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
IHoP Minionade (2010-2010): Tangy strawberry lemonade, ideally served in layers of red, clear, and blue colored variants, topped with "unicorn-colored" edible glitter. Part of a promotional menu for "Despicable Me"
A clear drinking glass filled with layers of red, clear, and blue liquids, topped with purple and pink glitter
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
jane goodall releasing a video of her listing the people she dislikes and ending with a vague message of hope is so iconic. truly someone i aspire to model myself after
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kikta.net
If a military member did this to an enemy soldier, it would be a war crime
broadwaybabyto.bsky.social
ICE is hog tying protesters in Portland and removing them on Dollies.

This is dangerous and could cause serious injury.

The Department of Homeland Security thinks it’s a joke.

They’ve shared this video with the tagline “Refuse to Walk? We’ll give you a ride”.

Stay strong Portland.
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kojamf.bsky.social
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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niedermeyer.online
queen shit, rest in peace
kojamf.bsky.social
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
willgreenwald.bsky.social
The idea of new things being good is directly oppositional to the idea that old things (specifically surface traditions and aesthetics) are always better.

That something new can be just as valid as something old is an insult to people who built their identity around _their_ old ideas being best.
willgreenwald.bsky.social
I'm not saying it happens to everyone, just that I know more examples than the Doofenshmirtz nickel meme.
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(Sudden realization six years after the first game came out, which has since gotten a sequel and a director's cut)

... GODDAMMIT, DID HIDEO KOJIMA COME UP WITH DEATH STRANDING AFTER LOOKING AT A T-SHIRT THAT SAID "LIFE'S A BEACH"?
willgreenwald.bsky.social
The high definition pipeline is, of course, playing miqo'te in FF14.
willgreenwald.bsky.social
Really? I have to be the one to say it?
Boo-riyani.
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Hard to think of a father and son who had more divergent careers than Richard and Mojo Nixon
willgreenwald.bsky.social
Using the enemy's guns is one thing, but we should really be burning the biological weapon labs to the ground.
Figuratively. The metaphor's still holding.
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milph.mom
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This is what I meant by the left should never play with the enemy’s tools and just make up false shit.

Their entire worldview is, “I don’t care if they’re making up stories about eating dogs. I WANT it to be real, so it’s real.”

If you want a easy “never-stoop-to-their-level” red line, it’s this.
A tweet of me in 2024 stating:

"I learned it's fake, but the idea that I could believe it for a second says a lot about our society" has gotten worse over the last year.

In relation to a Parker Molloy tweet screenshotting people that saw fake AI images but still think they’re real after being told they’re fake.
willgreenwald.bsky.social
Duende's just chupacabra for zoomers.
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miriamposner.com
Please, take it from a Californian born and bred: you cannot trust Gavin Newsom. I don’t care if he has Good Posters working for him; he’ll sell vulnerable people down the river without blinking an eye.
willgreenwald.bsky.social
If my aunt had wheels, she'd be my uncle.
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felicityhannah.bsky.social
This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.
Article reads:
Woman named as Archbishop of Canterbury in historic first 

The 63-year-old archbishop-designate is married to Eamonn Mullally, with whom she has two children. Originally from Woking in Surrey, she was the UK's chief nursing officer from 1999 to 2004.
willgreenwald.bsky.social
Seriously, they hate queer representation and feminism because they hate people who aren't them having agency.
willgreenwald.bsky.social
The people pissed off about trans people in media accessible to children aren't angry about their kids being corrupted, they're angry about their kids learning that their own feelings, beliefs, and choices are important in determining who they grow up to be.