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Will
@williamcox.bsky.social
1999 - 2079
Democrats are absolutely relishing in Trump publicly calling for executions, the opportunity to collect donations from rubes with more money than sense is just irresistible. My brothers and sisters in christ, you do NOT need $5.95, you need the fucking Hague.
November 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
They didn’t call it Insixdious because of woke.
Filming has wrapped on INSIDIOUS 6 from director Jacob Chase (Come Play).

Lin Shaye, Brandon Perea, Amelia Eve, Maisie Richardson-Sellers, Sam Spruell & Island Austin star.

Insidious 6 releases in theaters August 21, 2026.
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I’ve long thought I was past the point of being able to laugh at the absolute fucking hell we’re in, but this made me laugh so hard that I started hyperventilating.
Trump: "They have Jasmine Crockett -- a low IQ person. AOC is low IQ. Have her pass the exams I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. They're cognitive tests. Let AOC go against Trump. Let Jasmine go against Trump. The first couple questions are easy -- a tiger, an elephant, a giraffe ... "
October 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Trump has spent his entire life being five seconds out from saying the dumbest fucking thing you’ve ever heard, but even this Tylenol bullshit might be dumb enough that you’re most obnoxious racist uncle should be reading the newspaper today on the shitter with an inquisitive look on his face.
September 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
You ever watch a clip that makes you cringe so hard that your stomach actually starts to ache?
Kash Patel: "To my friend Charlie Kirk. Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you at Valhalla"
September 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
There wasn’t a single person that was running late to Epstein’s party and stopped off at CVS on the way for a generic Hallmark card? They ALL had time to do bespoke pedophile art?
September 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Idea: what if instead of a sandwich, someone uses a— *cane yanks me off stage*
While masked agents were violently attacking a delivery worker this morning, bystanders repeatedly asked to see their badge numbers but they refused.

Bystander: You guys are ruining this country, you know that, right?

Agent: Liberals already ruined it.
August 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I think the thing getting lost in the shuffle of all this Superman hype is that you just know Jerry Seinfeld saw it and left absolutely fucking beet red and seething.
July 17, 2025 at 8:33 AM
The year is 2025 and we’re backsliding into Windows Vista design languages. It really is the fucking end times.
June 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
In the expanse of human history, nobody has ever been this desperate to be shocking. What a fucking prick, lmfao
From The College Dropout to this
April 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Bullying works, and we should all bully him way, way harder.
Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price.. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?
March 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
They spent $1,000,000,000 making an immersive weekend-long Star Wars experience and rather than spending a nominal amount to enhance the theming and shift the business model to make it more profitable, they junk it all and turn it into office space.

No better summary of the state of Disney parks.
January 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If nothing else, I’m proud I was able to avoid ever updating it to “X.”
January 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
People keep freaking out about the potential future implications for AI, completely oblivious to the fact that the nightmare has already started and AI is ruining the art of film restoration at an insane rate.

Everything from I Love Lucy to Wallace & Gromit to Terminator has been hit already.
December 16, 2024 at 6:38 AM
They’re going to have a photorealistic CG blue dog wearing Oakley-brand sunglasses on a washed out gray street corner in Atlanta half-heartedly dressed to look like Hawaii and it’s going to make one billion dollars because god is dead.
New look at Stitch in the ‘Lilo & Stitch’ live-action.
November 25, 2024 at 9:19 PM