Not gonna lie, the alien thong comic is funnier.

More training isn't going to fix the ethnic cleansing squad! The problem is that we employ an ethnic cleansing squad that attracts the type of people who would want to be part of an ethnic cleansing squad!

I think he wants to do the Zelenskyy thing of wearing tactical clothing but divorced from its context (Zelenskyy leading a country being attacked by another, larger, country) it just makes him look insecure.

Probably helped that I was staring at him like

Aaaaaaaand I've finished it

Mayonnaise, ketchup, and French fried onions are a pretty good combination on hotdogs. I like the crunch! I do miss chili dogs though, It's been ages since I've had one

I've never been a fan of mustard

Welcome back! Here's a Morticia photo to celebrate

He's so fucking stupid I love him