Mark
@wils.bsky.social
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That's me in the corner. That's me in the tight pants, showing my religion. Midlander in Teesside.
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"Nurse! More air for my head!"
wils.bsky.social
Not really social media, but I met my wife on the 2000ad message board, which resulted in my moving to the North East from the Midlands. She's been putting up with my shit for over 22 years now.
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Bugger. It was at Middlesbrough Theatre and a shame you didn't make it, as it was an excellent night (apart from the annoying twats sat next to us) and there were a *lot* of seats unsold.
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Opinion: Java Jive > The Fraser Hayes Four
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Saw this in Middlesbrough last Saturday and it was a fucking joy (although I did struggle to hear some bits, despite being sat right at the front and with my hearing aids turned up to the max). The best 'Williams' I think I've ever heard and the chap playing Paddick was nothing short of brilliant.
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Michael Barrymore blocked me after I posted a tweet that didn't mention his name at all, but did include the phrases "balcony", "swimming pool" and "destroyed internally through the rectum".
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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thearmypainter.bsky.social
This is your stand against the UNFUN—your pledge to paint, play, and create without drama.

Put your brush where your mouth is and add your name to the movement.

Sign the No Drama Agreement today. No Rules. No Drama. Just Paint. 👉 https://thearmypainter.pulse.ly/qxsxwjfvoo
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yogabapentin.bsky.social
Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
Claude AI logo Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
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Kräm - An unsightly piece of indeterminate use that just gets in the way.
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Carney's movement at the end was the physical embodiment of "Fucking hell".
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I agree, although it did go rapidly downhill as soon as they became a couple.
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I, personally, like my gravy to look like gravy and not like milm.
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And here was me, thinking I was going fucking mad.
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Arsenic and Old Bollocks
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Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
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Kelly Monteith.