Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach)
@wiltonspinach.bsky.social
Dave Matthews - quizzing, TV, comedy, food, probably too much politics, LGBT+, hoping this is better than X. Dad jokes are the author's own. He/him.
It's Pat Butcher!
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It's Pat Butcher!
With his M&S range, David Gandy was always going to be #TeamPercy in the battle of celebrity pigs
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
With his M&S range, David Gandy was always going to be #TeamPercy in the battle of celebrity pigs
I thought of this last week when I got in an Uber and the guy had seat belts in the back already done up like he'd come fresh from his MOT 🙄
November 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I thought of this last week when I got in an Uber and the guy had seat belts in the back already done up like he'd come fresh from his MOT 🙄
Yes, it makes sense now.
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Yes, it makes sense now.
Maybe she just loves her local Greek taverna?
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Maybe she just loves her local Greek taverna?
How many more before he can do The Rest Is Podcasting? Another 3 I reckon
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
How many more before he can do The Rest Is Podcasting? Another 3 I reckon
Aging in reverse...from like 103?
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Aging in reverse...from like 103?
What did you think the Hamburgler was stealing if not sackfuls of McDonalds burgers?
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 AM
What did you think the Hamburgler was stealing if not sackfuls of McDonalds burgers?
Jess Glynne "Hold My Hand" all the way
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Jess Glynne "Hold My Hand" all the way
So close to being the full Ed Milliband vengeance budget against Myleene Klass www.itv.com/news/2014-11...
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November 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
So close to being the full Ed Milliband vengeance budget against Myleene Klass www.itv.com/news/2014-11...
They tried this earlier in the run, but the cockroaches refused to work with anything as repulsive as Tom Skinner
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
They tried this earlier in the run, but the cockroaches refused to work with anything as repulsive as Tom Skinner
Na zdrowie!
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Na zdrowie!
It's her last year, just say "fuck off Craig" Tess
November 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It's her last year, just say "fuck off Craig" Tess
Ooh, is Mrs Curry Sauce NI there?
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Ooh, is Mrs Curry Sauce NI there?
I thought it was Donner meat
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I thought it was Donner meat