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Dave Matthews (aka WiltonSpinach)
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Dave Matthews - quizzing, TV, comedy, food, probably too much politics, LGBT+, hoping this is better than X. Dad jokes are the author's own. He/him.
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GAVLE GOAT GAVLE GOAT GAVLE GOAT GAVLE GOAT
AND it’s the 59th anniversary of the first appearance of the Gävle Goat, which has been erected every year since and only burnt down a mere 42 times. More on that from @jonnelledge.bsky.social
The Swedish town where every Christmas brings goat arson
The parable of the Gävle Goat.
jonn.substack.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I only caught the end of that, but is there a reason they dressed Nikita up as my granny's old toilet roll cover? #scd #strictly
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
If The Name of the Game was Monopoly, that probably explains why they separated #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Never thought I'd live to see the day when Sharon Osborne was the least batshit X Factor judge
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Name it after our finest Eurovision performer - Jedward Station
The Dáil has heard a suggestion that Dublin Airport be named after the former Taoiseach Sean Lemass.

Any counteroffers?
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Just a reminder that I have a new quiz book out this Christmas based on the TV show 'Friends'! Over 1000 questions that covers every episode in the series. You can pick it up here - amzn.eu/d/6YL9B7I 🦖🍕🐈🇫🇷👩‍🍳🤣
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"My husband recites poetry" - the ultimate sob story #scd #strictly
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Love that duck t-shirt #scd #strictly
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Paul Chuckle and Cheryl Baker. You don't get that calibre of celebrity audience in London #scd #Strictly
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"Growing up on the other side of the world, you always want to come to Blackpool" He might be the first person in history to say those words out loud #scd #strictly
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
So, in exciting news, my quiz book went to the printers this week. troubador.co.uk/bookshop/spo... Release date at the end of January (but should be available sooner if you pre-order - no promises but maybe even just before Christmas).
I cannot wait to share it with you.
Quiz Night at The Canting Arms
A high quality and well-crafted quiz book with 2,000 questions - 25 full quizzes of 8 rounds. Categories and questions that cover traditional areas of general...
troubador.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
How long before JD Vance tells us all antibiotics are useless?
British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Blåhaj!
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
No surprise after Budgie was named in the Epstein files
Bad news kids: budgie the little helicopter has crashed.
Sarah Ferguson's new book withdrawn from sale, says Nielsen
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Just seen Matt Allwright having breakfast in a Premier Inn, so watch out Rogue Traders of Darlington
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 AM
My uncle asked how the snooker match went when I had the temerity to wear a waistcoat to my sister's wedding
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
How am I only learning today that Mayim Bialik off of Big Bang Theory and (briefly) Jeopardy was Blossom on Blossom?
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Tempted to tune in to the ITV News at 6:30 for 30 minutes of laughing that they're not being sued by Donald Trump
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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If you can’t open this post, here’s what it says…

Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) is a challenging condition that affects millions of people, but it's important to talk about how ovarian cancer symptoms can be mistaken for IBS.

1/4
I’m gonna be banging on a bit about ovarian cancer symptoms again, but this is important. Here’s a Facebook post from Target Ovarian Cancer about how similar the symptoms are to IBS. This was my experience this summer.
www.facebook.com/share/p/1Bag...
Redirecting...
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November 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Has to be one of these two surely.
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Perfect for playing Tinkle Tinkle Little Star
a bathroom piano
am i horrified or do i need one
November 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Why is Ed Gamble dressed as a geography teacher? #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Of course the real winner of The Traitors is Celia Imrie's agent.
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Ahead of Celebrity Traitors, let's remember when Nick Mohammed's son was on Cats Does Countdown doing an astonishing memory trick and Nick basically burst with pride. www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9mK...
Mr Swallow and Master Swallow Perform Magic
YouTube video by Behind the Page: The Eli Marks Podcast
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November 6, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Yes, yes, everyone's boring on about the Sam Mendes Beatles films, but Piggy: the biopic is what we all want to see.
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM