So predictable, in fact, one would be reasonable to challenge the loyalty of anyone who voted to confirm her.

Pardon him? They’re going to “flip him” to say it was a false flag attack.

Cue the confused Facebook posts in a few months.

At this point, even by the strictest Hobbesian standards, this government has abandoned its duty to serve the public, and is illegitimate.

Iowa… Indiana… central casting… “merit”…

He means White.

These losers can’t contain their gleeful racism, and the press will probably just debate crime statistics or whatever.

Movement to refer to it as the Cassidy Vaccine Schedule

Or…. Brewer?

Can’t decide between Gremlins and Die Hard?

I’ve been to bigger community board meetings.

Nice! Now we have a name for that style of nightmare where you show up for final exams and realize you didn’t do any work or study all semester. A Glasheen!