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I am not making that recipe today. This is that recipe (the dak fruitcake):
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I am not making that recipe today. This is that recipe (the dak fruitcake):
So dramatic! They could be donated to a library instead.
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
So dramatic! They could be donated to a library instead.
Ahahahahahaha.....
The "spicy armpit" conversation opener, en Español:
(AKA: "We need to talk.")
The "spicy armpit" conversation opener, en Español:
(AKA: "We need to talk.")
November 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Ahahahahahaha.....
The "spicy armpit" conversation opener, en Español:
(AKA: "We need to talk.")
The "spicy armpit" conversation opener, en Español:
(AKA: "We need to talk.")
Aaaaarrrrggghhhh!!! The dreaded "that that"/ 'que eso' strikes again!
October 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Aaaaarrrrggghhhh!!! The dreaded "that that"/ 'que eso' strikes again!
Behold: My feelings about my house. But swap Colonial for small ranch with stupidly tiny bedrooms with hideous door placement. Then throw in a heaping decade of being surrounded by entitled assholes who will not stop trespassing, and voila:
(Note, I am neither OP nor respondent):
(Note, I am neither OP nor respondent):
October 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Behold: My feelings about my house. But swap Colonial for small ranch with stupidly tiny bedrooms with hideous door placement. Then throw in a heaping decade of being surrounded by entitled assholes who will not stop trespassing, and voila:
(Note, I am neither OP nor respondent):
(Note, I am neither OP nor respondent):
Lol....only if you're hourly. Otherwise, if you're salaried exempt or improperly salaried, every additional hour over 40 is free labor for your employer.
Also, it implies that you'll make more if you just work more. It is vasty oversimplified, as this definitely doesn't apply universally.
Also, it implies that you'll make more if you just work more. It is vasty oversimplified, as this definitely doesn't apply universally.
October 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Lol....only if you're hourly. Otherwise, if you're salaried exempt or improperly salaried, every additional hour over 40 is free labor for your employer.
Also, it implies that you'll make more if you just work more. It is vasty oversimplified, as this definitely doesn't apply universally.
Also, it implies that you'll make more if you just work more. It is vasty oversimplified, as this definitely doesn't apply universally.
This dude is correct. My parents did indeed react in this exact same fashion:
October 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This dude is correct. My parents did indeed react in this exact same fashion:
Went out after work today to get MIL a gift card for her birthday to a local home & garden chain (Stein's. IYKYK)
Happened across this irresistible adorableness. Managed to restrain myself to two.
I'm going to use them next week for my "Char-boo-terie" board:
Happened across this irresistible adorableness. Managed to restrain myself to two.
I'm going to use them next week for my "Char-boo-terie" board:
October 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Went out after work today to get MIL a gift card for her birthday to a local home & garden chain (Stein's. IYKYK)
Happened across this irresistible adorableness. Managed to restrain myself to two.
I'm going to use them next week for my "Char-boo-terie" board:
Happened across this irresistible adorableness. Managed to restrain myself to two.
I'm going to use them next week for my "Char-boo-terie" board:
Throwing shade? Will ask boss about tone/inflection tomorrow.
I read it as sarcasm, as in, they'll "SAY" it to your face, but possibly think otherwise:
I read it as sarcasm, as in, they'll "SAY" it to your face, but possibly think otherwise:
October 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Throwing shade? Will ask boss about tone/inflection tomorrow.
I read it as sarcasm, as in, they'll "SAY" it to your face, but possibly think otherwise:
I read it as sarcasm, as in, they'll "SAY" it to your face, but possibly think otherwise:
Finally! A suitable sentence for perimenopause:
Also terrifying, because before I knew it was peri, I was panicked that it might be a VERY early onset neurodegenerative disease (also "thank" peri for the anxiety)
Also terrifying, because before I knew it was peri, I was panicked that it might be a VERY early onset neurodegenerative disease (also "thank" peri for the anxiety)
October 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Finally! A suitable sentence for perimenopause:
Also terrifying, because before I knew it was peri, I was panicked that it might be a VERY early onset neurodegenerative disease (also "thank" peri for the anxiety)
Also terrifying, because before I knew it was peri, I was panicked that it might be a VERY early onset neurodegenerative disease (also "thank" peri for the anxiety)
Lol....Vampire Evangelists. Perhaps a new band name?
September 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Lol....Vampire Evangelists. Perhaps a new band name?
I am profoundly disturbed by this sentence. Not only was I taught in high school Spanish that "tanta" was 'enough,' apparently, this example sentence man possesses more ears than a standard issue human.
September 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I am profoundly disturbed by this sentence. Not only was I taught in high school Spanish that "tanta" was 'enough,' apparently, this example sentence man possesses more ears than a standard issue human.
Unusable steaming pile of SHIT
September 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Unusable steaming pile of SHIT
Exhibition #9876543210 of why I don't feel threatened by AI.
Also, this confirms my bias against using it. Stupid ass bullshit:
Also, this confirms my bias against using it. Stupid ass bullshit:
August 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Exhibition #9876543210 of why I don't feel threatened by AI.
Also, this confirms my bias against using it. Stupid ass bullshit:
Also, this confirms my bias against using it. Stupid ass bullshit:
My IDEAL lot. Only thing better would be an actual moat, possibly with a nice bailey, or a ditch & rampart.
In any case, this particular property is roughly double a comfortable price and needs roughly $150k of updates.
In any case, this particular property is roughly double a comfortable price and needs roughly $150k of updates.
August 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My IDEAL lot. Only thing better would be an actual moat, possibly with a nice bailey, or a ditch & rampart.
In any case, this particular property is roughly double a comfortable price and needs roughly $150k of updates.
In any case, this particular property is roughly double a comfortable price and needs roughly $150k of updates.
How about cramming the toxic bullshit idea that women need to: work full-time, bring in AT LEAST 50% household income, perform 99% of cooking, cleaning, child raising, AND be a supermodel sexpot up your ass and pull it out your ear?
How about you go fuck yourself? Goddamn dunce.
How about you go fuck yourself? Goddamn dunce.
July 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
How about cramming the toxic bullshit idea that women need to: work full-time, bring in AT LEAST 50% household income, perform 99% of cooking, cleaning, child raising, AND be a supermodel sexpot up your ass and pull it out your ear?
How about you go fuck yourself? Goddamn dunce.
How about you go fuck yourself? Goddamn dunce.
Yeah, and I have the shin scar from my Huffy to prove it.
July 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Yeah, and I have the shin scar from my Huffy to prove it.
Yes!!! Finally, another useful sentence for real life:
(It was a loooooonnnngg work week)
(It was a loooooonnnngg work week)
July 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Yes!!! Finally, another useful sentence for real life:
(It was a loooooonnnngg work week)
(It was a loooooonnnngg work week)
I've never felt so seen AND so called out all at once:
July 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I've never felt so seen AND so called out all at once:
This was on today's Duolingo lesson.
While true, I still feel slightly called out.
While true, I still feel slightly called out.
July 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This was on today's Duolingo lesson.
While true, I still feel slightly called out.
While true, I still feel slightly called out.
Pronouns kicked my ass again. Viva Español!
In other news, my Potato History book is arriving tomorrow:
Soft cover was $60, hard cover was $300. I figure it has to have some good stuff at that price (got the soft cover. Even my ancestry isn't enough to justify $300 on a potato book).
In other news, my Potato History book is arriving tomorrow:
Soft cover was $60, hard cover was $300. I figure it has to have some good stuff at that price (got the soft cover. Even my ancestry isn't enough to justify $300 on a potato book).
July 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Pronouns kicked my ass again. Viva Español!
In other news, my Potato History book is arriving tomorrow:
Soft cover was $60, hard cover was $300. I figure it has to have some good stuff at that price (got the soft cover. Even my ancestry isn't enough to justify $300 on a potato book).
In other news, my Potato History book is arriving tomorrow:
Soft cover was $60, hard cover was $300. I figure it has to have some good stuff at that price (got the soft cover. Even my ancestry isn't enough to justify $300 on a potato book).
I do believe that this problem may be very easily remedied:
June 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I do believe that this problem may be very easily remedied:
To MASSIVELY understate things: a mi tambien!:
June 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
To MASSIVELY understate things: a mi tambien!:
Good to see the "how do you know someone is vegan/oh they'll TELL you" joke is still around:
June 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Good to see the "how do you know someone is vegan/oh they'll TELL you" joke is still around:
Well, I'm pretty sure the Duolingo bird was gearing up to stab my ass before I did today's lesson. Was late.
Was gonna start the next on my list, but want more functioning brain cells before I start attempting to undo the incorrect way I was taught "Ser y estar." That's gonna be a tough one.
Was gonna start the next on my list, but want more functioning brain cells before I start attempting to undo the incorrect way I was taught "Ser y estar." That's gonna be a tough one.
June 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Well, I'm pretty sure the Duolingo bird was gearing up to stab my ass before I did today's lesson. Was late.
Was gonna start the next on my list, but want more functioning brain cells before I start attempting to undo the incorrect way I was taught "Ser y estar." That's gonna be a tough one.
Was gonna start the next on my list, but want more functioning brain cells before I start attempting to undo the incorrect way I was taught "Ser y estar." That's gonna be a tough one.