It’s fking winebaby
@winebaby.bsky.social
Speak pro tem for Harvard Business caucus. C-level analyst at Mckinsey. "We don't do that here" is my personal motto.
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extremely excited to introduce my new character M. Poisson, a mysterious figure whose glittering gallic eyes, dauphinois accent, and endless courtesies conceal inscrutable secrets; twirling his curling moustache as he enacts his master plan to undermine the occitan fourth republic from within.
First marketable idea of 2026: rye bread flavored vapes.
January 6, 2026 at 1:11 AM
First marketable idea of 2026: rye bread flavored vapes.
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
"Large Hagiography Collider"
December 28, 2025 at 7:10 AM
"Large Hagiography Collider"
what if the real reason drunk driving is dangerous is lack of practice
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
what if the real reason drunk driving is dangerous is lack of practice
if the solution to any system software issue is to "cultivate mindfulness" then the ceos involved should probably go to jail
December 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
if the solution to any system software issue is to "cultivate mindfulness" then the ceos involved should probably go to jail
reading labubu packaging carefully to check for 𒅆𒊒𒍪𒍪
December 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
reading labubu packaging carefully to check for 𒅆𒊒𒍪𒍪
fine, i'll say it: lababu does not actually resemble the terrifying mesopotamian demon PAZAZU
December 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
fine, i'll say it: lababu does not actually resemble the terrifying mesopotamian demon PAZAZU
patent idea: a breathalyzer that cops can use to tell how gay the last drink you had was
December 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM
patent idea: a breathalyzer that cops can use to tell how gay the last drink you had was
Unpopular opinion: marine biology degrees are a type of lesbianism.
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Unpopular opinion: marine biology degrees are a type of lesbianism.
Dragon: It cannot be! No mere blade can pierce my scales!
Winebaby: Sorry, old friend, tonight our dances comes to an end, for this blade is wrought of Rearden steel!
Winebaby: Sorry, old friend, tonight our dances comes to an end, for this blade is wrought of Rearden steel!
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Dragon: It cannot be! No mere blade can pierce my scales!
Winebaby: Sorry, old friend, tonight our dances comes to an end, for this blade is wrought of Rearden steel!
Winebaby: Sorry, old friend, tonight our dances comes to an end, for this blade is wrought of Rearden steel!
character concept: unemployed crisis actor, on the dole since Biden left office
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
character concept: unemployed crisis actor, on the dole since Biden left office
when i assert that people who only eat bad bar food have bad taste, what i am really asserting is that there exists a higher world of light, meaning, and glory toward which each of our souls strive
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 AM
when i assert that people who only eat bad bar food have bad taste, what i am really asserting is that there exists a higher world of light, meaning, and glory toward which each of our souls strive
walking around the city to feel the vibes (as a form of self harm)
November 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
walking around the city to feel the vibes (as a form of self harm)
lowkey cocorosie still amazing
November 18, 2025 at 6:50 AM
lowkey cocorosie still amazing
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Brazil bluesky today:
September 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Brazil bluesky today:
Pretty cool how Israel can egregiously violate the UN convention on the prevention of crimes against protected persons, a treaty that they signed, and nobody can or will do anything about it.
August 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Pretty cool how Israel can egregiously violate the UN convention on the prevention of crimes against protected persons, a treaty that they signed, and nobody can or will do anything about it.
bon iver cover band playing at a dad bar
August 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
bon iver cover band playing at a dad bar
Training an ai exclusively on the works of cormac mccarthy
August 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Training an ai exclusively on the works of cormac mccarthy
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Our political media is simply not equipped to handle a situation where the voters were unambiguously wrong in a way which morally implicates the electorate.
A man coughing up blood. Men zip-tied face down on a wet floor. CCTV turned off. Men forced to eat off of a chair like animals while handcuffed. Solitary confinement if you complain. This is just three paragraphs from a new report.
July 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Our political media is simply not equipped to handle a situation where the voters were unambiguously wrong in a way which morally implicates the electorate.
i already know, but i am perpetually surprised that more people at NYT do not offer public criticism of their colleague, the sub-normal race scientist Bret Stephens
July 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i already know, but i am perpetually surprised that more people at NYT do not offer public criticism of their colleague, the sub-normal race scientist Bret Stephens
affirmative action for the adhd afflicted
June 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
affirmative action for the adhd afflicted
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For the kinds of personalities that get really into Indigo Children, reality shifting, simulation theory, and the like chatbots are uncut Colombian cocaine. It's the monkey orgasm button, and they're just hammering it; an infinite supply of material for their apophenia to absorb.
April 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
For the kinds of personalities that get really into Indigo Children, reality shifting, simulation theory, and the like chatbots are uncut Colombian cocaine. It's the monkey orgasm button, and they're just hammering it; an infinite supply of material for their apophenia to absorb.
All hobbits want is burgle, secondsies breakfast, and smoke they pipe.
May 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
All hobbits want is burgle, secondsies breakfast, and smoke they pipe.
started writing a mean skeet and had to stop halfway through. what IS this place DOING to me?
April 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
started writing a mean skeet and had to stop halfway through. what IS this place DOING to me?