Jenna Allen
@wingingit.bsky.social
Wife, mom, teacher. Mostly stories from 4th grade, half-finished crafts, and bizarre conversations I have with my husband while he's asleep. I swear a lot. She/her.
😂 I wish! That picture has made the rounds for a few years now, and I definitely want to be friends with that woman!
May 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
😂 I wish! That picture has made the rounds for a few years now, and I definitely want to be friends with that woman!
🧵3/3
Right before she was wheeled back to surgery, I leaned close to my mom and said in the creepiest possible voice, "He's never letting you go." It might be me, it might be the Midazolam, but she was in hysterical laughter as they wheeled her away. I think the surgical team thinks we're nuts. 😂
Right before she was wheeled back to surgery, I leaned close to my mom and said in the creepiest possible voice, "He's never letting you go." It might be me, it might be the Midazolam, but she was in hysterical laughter as they wheeled her away. I think the surgical team thinks we're nuts. 😂
April 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
🧵3/3
Right before she was wheeled back to surgery, I leaned close to my mom and said in the creepiest possible voice, "He's never letting you go." It might be me, it might be the Midazolam, but she was in hysterical laughter as they wheeled her away. I think the surgical team thinks we're nuts. 😂
Right before she was wheeled back to surgery, I leaned close to my mom and said in the creepiest possible voice, "He's never letting you go." It might be me, it might be the Midazolam, but she was in hysterical laughter as they wheeled her away. I think the surgical team thinks we're nuts. 😂
🧵2/3
I burst into the laughter at a volume wildly inappropriate for the surgical floor, and was in TEARS with how that sounded like something right out of a horror movie. I couldn't get it out of my head the whole morning.
I burst into the laughter at a volume wildly inappropriate for the surgical floor, and was in TEARS with how that sounded like something right out of a horror movie. I couldn't get it out of my head the whole morning.
April 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
🧵2/3
I burst into the laughter at a volume wildly inappropriate for the surgical floor, and was in TEARS with how that sounded like something right out of a horror movie. I couldn't get it out of my head the whole morning.
I burst into the laughter at a volume wildly inappropriate for the surgical floor, and was in TEARS with how that sounded like something right out of a horror movie. I couldn't get it out of my head the whole morning.
I'm not sure if this is nationwide, but my local Target has electronics recycling bins in its front entryway. Our local recycling center also accepts e-waste.
April 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I'm not sure if this is nationwide, but my local Target has electronics recycling bins in its front entryway. Our local recycling center also accepts e-waste.
Are you listening, @governorferguson.bsky.social?? This is how it's done, not by breaking promises to students and their families.
April 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Are you listening, @governorferguson.bsky.social?? This is how it's done, not by breaking promises to students and their families.
Haha! It's my love language ♥️
April 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Haha! It's my love language ♥️
Why has it never occurred to me to stitch a protest sign??! 😂
April 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Why has it never occurred to me to stitch a protest sign??! 😂
😂 I can hear my husband saying this exact same thing to me, and me having the same reaction.
April 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
😂 I can hear my husband saying this exact same thing to me, and me having the same reaction.
So impressed by you, Michelle!! ♥️
April 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
So impressed by you, Michelle!! ♥️
They're lucky that I do, too 😂
April 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
They're lucky that I do, too 😂