I know “all empires fall” and all that nonsense but I’ll be wrestling, for the rest of my life, with the reality that the world’s mightiest superpower is being toppled the the absolute biggest fuckin’ losers imaginable.

Just… junior prom rejects, all the way down.

This sums it up, yes.

I think i'm just gonna wait over here for a bit, till life starts getting less weird.

He will live in infamy because history is written by dispassionate scholars based on facts, not ideological political extremists living in their own reality.

#NoNamesNeeded

I've been swerving around Nutella my whole life for no reason. Im sorry Nutella, I respect your pantry spot now.

After days of studying macaron science, a Facebook marketplace vintage mixer find and procuring all the ingredients, it's T-Macaron day. Wish me luck🤞

I have come to the realization that Im really good at bed. Nope not sex, or sleep, but just laying there all cozy and shit. I think I could metal at it if it was a sport.

Remember when character in politics counted? Doesn't seem like that long ago. Fuck have the times changed.

If I was President Biden, I would Federally legalize Cannabis and take if off the table for the Republicans to dangle as a carrot.

My brewery dog gets her own chair, meet Ale