James B. Jones
@jamesbjones.com
Award-winning video game wordslinger | not-so-award-winning author | Oxford comma enthusiast | baseball nut | son of Detroit | DMs [regrettably] Open
I’ve seen some folk calling Highguard “Concord 2.0” and I just wanna say that if you’re one of those people… I hope you shit yourselves.
I hope you shit yourselves in front of your family. I hope the children laugh and you live out the rest of your days being called “Petey von Shit-britches.”
I hope you shit yourselves in front of your family. I hope the children laugh and you live out the rest of your days being called “Petey von Shit-britches.”
January 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I’ve seen some folk calling Highguard “Concord 2.0” and I just wanna say that if you’re one of those people… I hope you shit yourselves.
I hope you shit yourselves in front of your family. I hope the children laugh and you live out the rest of your days being called “Petey von Shit-britches.”
I hope you shit yourselves in front of your family. I hope the children laugh and you live out the rest of your days being called “Petey von Shit-britches.”
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Perhaps the problems are empire, capital and just uh evil guys.
January 12, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Perhaps the problems are empire, capital and just uh evil guys.
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People overseas will be like "America this your problem & it's impacting us all so get your shit together!" and Elon Musk will be South African and Rupert Murdoch will be Australian and Peter Thiel will be German and the President will be an obvious Russian Asset funded by Israel & Saudi Arabia.
January 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
People overseas will be like "America this your problem & it's impacting us all so get your shit together!" and Elon Musk will be South African and Rupert Murdoch will be Australian and Peter Thiel will be German and the President will be an obvious Russian Asset funded by Israel & Saudi Arabia.
January 12, 2026 marks nineteen years since my first *paid* piece of video game writing was published, starting me down a long, winding, often stressful but (nearly) always fulfilling road.
I’ve been doing this for more than half of my life.
This… may explain why I’m so tired. 😅
I’ve been doing this for more than half of my life.
This… may explain why I’m so tired. 😅
January 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
January 12, 2026 marks nineteen years since my first *paid* piece of video game writing was published, starting me down a long, winding, often stressful but (nearly) always fulfilling road.
I’ve been doing this for more than half of my life.
This… may explain why I’m so tired. 😅
I’ve been doing this for more than half of my life.
This… may explain why I’m so tired. 😅
It is a testament to Fortnite’s staying power that Epic Games is still swimming in scratch considering Tim’s singular obsession with fighting Apple and Google has otherwise ran his company into the fucking ground.
January 12, 2026 at 4:34 AM
It is a testament to Fortnite’s staying power that Epic Games is still swimming in scratch considering Tim’s singular obsession with fighting Apple and Google has otherwise ran his company into the fucking ground.
"All Empires die."
Yeah, but not all empires have their proverbial throat slit by a minor character from Home Alone 2.
Yeah, but not all empires have their proverbial throat slit by a minor character from Home Alone 2.
January 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
"All Empires die."
Yeah, but not all empires have their proverbial throat slit by a minor character from Home Alone 2.
Yeah, but not all empires have their proverbial throat slit by a minor character from Home Alone 2.
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I was waiting for journalistic confirmation before sharing any materials on social, so here you go. This comes from the Star Tribune, not some online randos using genAI.
January 8, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I was waiting for journalistic confirmation before sharing any materials on social, so here you go. This comes from the Star Tribune, not some online randos using genAI.
I won’t share the videos being shared of what happened in Minneapolis but it goes without saying that ICE is a state-sponsored terrorist organization.
January 8, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I won’t share the videos being shared of what happened in Minneapolis but it goes without saying that ICE is a state-sponsored terrorist organization.
If you’re still on Twitter in 2026 I just assume you’re a sexual predator.
Musk’s Grok AI Generated Thousands of Undressed Images Per Hour on X
Elon Musk’s X has become a top site for images of people that have been non-consensually undressed by AI, according to a third-party analysis, with thousands of instances each hour over a day earlier ...
www.bloomberg.com
January 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
If you’re still on Twitter in 2026 I just assume you’re a sexual predator.
I do find myself, more often than I frankly care to admit, thinking about how leaving Canada was one of the bigger mistakes I’ve made in my adult life.
It’s cute when non-Americans think we can just leave the country and move somewhere else to escape all this, as if their governments haven’t also made their immigration processes just as cruel and slow.
January 7, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I do find myself, more often than I frankly care to admit, thinking about how leaving Canada was one of the bigger mistakes I’ve made in my adult life.
Three days into my “no more social media” detox and I’m woken up by an alert on my phone saying that the United States has
::checks notes::
kidnapped another country’s head of state.
::checks notes::
kidnapped another country’s head of state.
a man in a suit and tie is covering his face with his hand .
Alt: Michael Scott rubbing the bridge of his nose, likely because not even he can see the logic behind the United States kidnapping another country’s head of state in the middle of the night without Congressional oversight.
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Three days into my “no more social media” detox and I’m woken up by an alert on my phone saying that the United States has
::checks notes::
kidnapped another country’s head of state.
::checks notes::
kidnapped another country’s head of state.
Me, staring at this years-old tweet like…
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Me, staring at this years-old tweet like…
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2025 has ended, the year Lynch left us. But his work and life will always remain in our memory. Always in our hearts. Eternal love. David Lynch forever.
December 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
2025 has ended, the year Lynch left us. But his work and life will always remain in our memory. Always in our hearts. Eternal love. David Lynch forever.
ChatGPT is about to start “talking” to you like a 1950s TV housewife shoehorning coffee ads into a discussion about hemorrhoids.
OpenAI cannot be obliterated quickly enough.
OpenAI cannot be obliterated quickly enough.
OpenAI Reportedly Planning to Make ChatGPT "Prioritize" Advertisers in Conversation
OpenAI employees working on ChatGPT report plans to unleash sponsored advertisements above organic results.
futurism.com
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
ChatGPT is about to start “talking” to you like a 1950s TV housewife shoehorning coffee ads into a discussion about hemorrhoids.
OpenAI cannot be obliterated quickly enough.
OpenAI cannot be obliterated quickly enough.
Good morning. Here’s a segment on a former school teacher-turned-billionaire from VH1’s “The Fabulous Life of Billion Dollar Wall Street Ballers”
(circa 2007… TWO. THOUSAND. SEVEN.).
(circa 2007… TWO. THOUSAND. SEVEN.).
Jeffrey Epstein - VH1’s The Fabulous Life of… Billion Dollar Wall Street Ballers (2007)
YouTube video by Cripplingly Median
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Good morning. Here’s a segment on a former school teacher-turned-billionaire from VH1’s “The Fabulous Life of Billion Dollar Wall Street Ballers”
(circa 2007… TWO. THOUSAND. SEVEN.).
(circa 2007… TWO. THOUSAND. SEVEN.).
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i read this and i just see a lazy person with a skill issue
Real "oh my god, she admit it" moment here. Trump is treated as an uninteresting figure without agency so we can dump endless criticism on liberals for how they react to his "natural disaster." He "doesn't participate in moral frameworks" lmfao
December 31, 2025 at 10:53 AM
i read this and i just see a lazy person with a skill issue
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
I don't really do "resolutions" for the new year but I will say that, in 2026, I am looking forward to spending as little time as possible on the internet...
December 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I don't really do "resolutions" for the new year but I will say that, in 2026, I am looking forward to spending as little time as possible on the internet...
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85 days until Opening Day
December 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
85 days until Opening Day
This is somehow my fault.
Liverpool is 4th in the BPL table, after a disastrous start of the season and only a 4 goal difference!
And Arsenal may not have a star striker but they have the 2nd bet GD, 4 goals below Man City
And Arsenal may not have a star striker but they have the 2nd bet GD, 4 goals below Man City
December 30, 2025 at 8:59 AM
This is somehow my fault.
I am literally Stephen King.
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I am literally Stephen King.
Look, I know that it’s become something of a meme over the past year or so but real talk: if RFK Jr. actually banned White Monster I’d give it… maybe 36 hours before the Army was rolling tanks down Pennsylvania Blvd.
December 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Look, I know that it’s become something of a meme over the past year or so but real talk: if RFK Jr. actually banned White Monster I’d give it… maybe 36 hours before the Army was rolling tanks down Pennsylvania Blvd.
The Ninth Generation will continue until morale improves.
RAM Price Increases Could See Next-Generation Console Releases Delayed
Insider Gaming has learned that the ongoing price increases in RAM due to the rise in AI could delay the next generation of console releases.
insider-gaming.com
December 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The Ninth Generation will continue until morale improves.
Josh Noem once opined that he collects images of walk-off home runs because he believes that’s how we’re greeted when we reach the gates of Heaven.
I think about that a lot.
(I’m fine, just a case of sleep deprivation-induced melancholy)
I think about that a lot.
(I’m fine, just a case of sleep deprivation-induced melancholy)
December 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Josh Noem once opined that he collects images of walk-off home runs because he believes that’s how we’re greeted when we reach the gates of Heaven.
I think about that a lot.
(I’m fine, just a case of sleep deprivation-induced melancholy)
I think about that a lot.
(I’m fine, just a case of sleep deprivation-induced melancholy)
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The AI "competitor" just jumped a bunch of votes. Of course. They're going to try to bot out the last leg of the vote.
We have one day left to put them in the ground.
We have one day left to put them in the ground.
We were in first place in this film award voting.
A film made purely with AI just netted over 150 votes in 12 hours.
Now it's personal.
Please. Help us kick this THING's ass fair and square. ART FOR ARTISTS.
Reshare? VOTE!
www.shortoftheyear.com/audience-cho...
A film made purely with AI just netted over 150 votes in 12 hours.
Now it's personal.
Please. Help us kick this THING's ass fair and square. ART FOR ARTISTS.
Reshare? VOTE!
www.shortoftheyear.com/audience-cho...
Audience Choice Awards | Short of the Year
Vote for your favorite short films in the Short of the Year Audience Choice Awards. Watch, vote, and support independent filmmakers.
www.shortoftheyear.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The AI "competitor" just jumped a bunch of votes. Of course. They're going to try to bot out the last leg of the vote.
We have one day left to put them in the ground.
We have one day left to put them in the ground.