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Monumental Matt
@wintism.bsky.social
Yeah, I'm a pretty cool dude.
Brooklyn Raised
Visiting local smoke shops looking for bongs and accessories, and there is a surprising amount of stores that sell crack/meth pipes.
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January 20, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Hov's verse on "seen it all" had dudes feeling like they were on the block in diapers, selling work hand to hand while keeping an eye out for the jakes
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January 20, 2026 at 12:58 AM
One side is making signs and marching while the other is straight murdering folks. Some things gotta give
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January 14, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I might be a little lonely, but at least I don't have baby momma drama.
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January 13, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Foam soap has got to be one the greatest scams ever pulled off by corporate, we're going to sell them a 1/3 of the product they're used to and double the price.
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January 12, 2026 at 8:29 PM
These ageism ads I've been seeing wreak of increasing the retirement age and 13 year Olds working at target
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January 4, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I appreciate all art and artists, it takes a lot to bear your soul like that to the public.
January 4, 2026 at 1:08 AM
They did Chad dirty in bleach. They should have powered him up a lot in hueco mundo. He should have had a hollow teacher.
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January 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I put a small handful of shredded cheese in a kale salad, shit went from a 7 to a 9 immediately.
January 4, 2026 at 12:47 AM
There are a lot of desperate niggas on here that desperately need therapy or at least someone irl to talk to.
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December 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Happy Kwanzaa yall!
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December 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This might be too fire of a take, but I don't think Jonathan Majors deserved to lose his future for harassing a whyte lady
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December 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Blonde haired blue-eyed babies are the most terrifying looking babies, children of the corn ass looking kids.
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December 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Luka Doncic is 26!? I thought he was 35+, sheesh.
December 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Went to bud shop to get a little Xmas treat for myself and saw some lil homies in the shop trying to split payment for an 1/8th between two cards and some cash.
December 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It's Christmas and yall already got nasty talk going, smh.
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December 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
No disrespect to the ladies, but I heard someone call Spandex, a WWE fit, and now that's all I can think of when I see it.
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December 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Soup and a roll or two of bread is really a goated combination, untouchable since the peasant age.
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December 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I drank tonight for the first time in years, and truthfully, I had a blast.
December 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If it ain't gonna be women there, I don't wanna go at all.
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December 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The type of lingerie they have on temu is definitely for a particular brand of person, which is egregiously slutty.
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December 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I'm rewatching 24, and this show is a banger, but I can't stand the daughter. It's just foolery after foolery with her.
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December 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I need my passport asap, a fucking sap.
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December 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'm watching this diddy doc, and everyone around him is just as guilty. Everything was sweet until the money machine stopped, smh.
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The more I listen to these hip hop podcasts, the more it's clear these dudes didn't graduate high school at all.
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December 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM